I've been so thoroughly ass raped by Obama that I don't have to "squeeze" when I take a shit anymore! It just plops directly from the intestine without even touching my colon! HOORAY! 

by kurd55 on 03/18/2010 10:50:29 PM EST

...but I really didn't need that image floating around in my brain this late at night, even if I did laugh my ass off.

by EveningStarNM on 03/19/2010 03:23:33 AM EST

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