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I am less obese. |
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I have better hair. |
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I never tried to dissuade South Carolinians from voting for John McCain in a primary by masterminding a push poll that falsely claimed McCain had a black child from an affair.* |
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I smell better.* |
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I am younger. |
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I don't have to talk to George Bush on a daily basis. |
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My rap skills vastly exceed Karl's. |
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I have fewer embarrassing e-mails to delete. |
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I definitely have not slept with more pre-pubescent boys than him... possibly less. Possibly.** |
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I am not pure evil.*** |
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