Obama has no choice but to ask Hillary "The Terminator" to be VP.

Email Print posted by Tarheel88 05/15/2008 04:21:57 PM EST

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Obama has to do it. Demographic reality. But, just as in the second Terminator movie, where they reprogrammed Arnie so he was a "good" terminator, maybe we could do the same thing with Hillary.

I hate to say it, but Obama has absolutely no choice but to ask Hillary to be Vice President on the ticket. Seriously, Obama has no choice on this, the demographics prove that.

 I don't like it, not at all, but its reality. There has to be a "fusion" ticket. Hillary has way too many supporters. Yeah, hard-core racists who only voted for her West Virginia and PA to stop a black man from becoming President, sure, they won't vote for Obama no matter what. But Hillary has a huge number of women supporters and older Americans that frankly, Obama needs to help win in the Fall. 


Look, Kennedy had to do the exact same thing in 1960, he was the progressive candidate, and he had no choice in a close election but to put the "party stalwart" Lyndon Johnson on the ticket with him, eventhough they had great personal animosity and rather large differences.

 I said a couple days ago, Hillary is the TERMINATOR, Unit HRC-2008, and that, like a machine, she will not stop. Thats true. But maybe we could change her programming.

 Well, just like in the second Terminator movie, "Judgement Day"(1991), where they reprogrammed Arnie to help humanity, maybe we can REPROGRAM the Hillary Terminator Unit, get it to work for the unity of the Democratic Party, a and shared agenda, against the the anti-humanity robot, the liquid metal cop robot that is John McCain.

John McCain can just turn into liquid steel when you attack him, and then reassemble himself, and he's a "cop", so he has the guise of being an authority figure. So we will need a Terminator Unit of our own to help fight him off!

So, we reprogram Hillary to work for the people instead for just herself and Bill, to be nice to Obama and our campaign and not attack us, but attack the Republicans instead. And, once she is in the VP slot, we change her stump speech from "solutions", to:

 "Change for America through bold solutions for the people". Yeah, see, that works, it incorporates some of her programming with Obama's main theme. "Change" and "Solutions"; that way she won't have any memory errors and her CPU won't overheat.

:)

 

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