God Bless Sarah Palin. Here's a look at her resume:

Member of the Alaska Secessionist Party

Won 2nd Prize in a Beauty Contest (while Barack was wasting time with community organizing)

Fired Director of Public Safety due to a personal vendetta

Attempted to ban books/fire a LIBRARIAN

Lied about selling state plane on ebay, actually sold it for a huge loss to a personal friend

Against all forms of contraception and sex education

Belongs to a church where members "speak in tongues"

Thinks the Iraq war is part of God's plan for the Endtimes

Was for Bridge to Nowhere before she was against it (accepted the earmark money anyway)

Doesn't know what the Vice President does

Is unable to answer any questions from the media a week after she was announced

First applied for a US passport last year (despite living so close to Russia)

Knows how to read (a teleprompter)

Cut funding for special-needs children by 62% from state budget in her first year

There's another story that has not be confirmed that says she made a racial slur in reference to Obama at a resturant... not sure this belongs on the resume just yet though.  

Please add more as they come out.  Thanks!