10/01/2006 12:48:40 PM EST
Hippo-crits at it again,
posted by MedfordTim
What happens when you spend years trying to drum up support for tighter restrictions on Internet gambling and can't find it? Why, just slip it into to
a bill aimed at enhancing port security which no one can vote against.
Yes, Bill Frist and John Kyl slipped it in the back door (is that an unfortunate choice of words considering the Foley affair? You decide....). A bill to prohibit the use of credit cards, checks, or wire transfers at Internet gambling sites. I guess they did it for the kids...
Or...
Could they be protecting some off-line gambling interests who don't like to see their profits slip away? Kyl, from Arizona, has
a lot of places in his own state to gamble at, but Frist's Tennessee is
very strict about gambling. They'll have none of it, no siree!
Their law states:
"Gambling is contrary to the public policy of this state and means risking anything of value for a profit whose return is to any degree contingent on chance..."
Conveniently, they have decided that "game of chance" does not apply to their
State Lottery (Drawings twice a day!) or, apparently, to the
Casinos in Tennessee.
But thank goodness these two Republican "leaders" are protecting the citizens from Adak to Annapolis from the evil of gambling in their own homes.
I can pretty much imagine the conversation going this way:
Kyl: But, Bill, we don't have the votes to get it passed on it's own - there's no way we can get this through!
Frist: Wanna bet?
Now, some people might think I'm steamed 'cause it prevents me from gambling if I choose to. To a point, absolutely, but then I know I have a problem with excessive optimism when it comes to gambling (just ask my
ex-wife...), so I have studiously avoided them for quite a few years. But I
DON'T want a f**king Senator from Arizona or Tennessee or
anywhere making that decision for me.
But the
real pisser is the ongoing practice by
BOTH parties of these "riders" attached to bills. Frist & Kyl already took heat for trying to attach this to a Defense spending bill. When they found that back door closed, they kept looking until they found an open one.
If, as I hope and suspect will be the case, you agree with me that the practice of attaching items to bills which have nothing whatsoever to do with the bill is despicable no matter WHO does it, I'm open to suggestion on how we can get Congress to stop the practice.
Any ideas?