Mr. Indy 500

Email Print posted by kendralynn 05/22/2006 05:27:04 PM EST

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SIR, you called so politely about the Osama quote. You said you wanted it for defend against the redneck masses at the Indy 500, where you plan to wear your anti-bush shirt. I told you I would email it to you. And regrets, regrets, your email didn't work. And now, I have no other way to let you know. So, if you should get this message, you may find the quote here: http://www.theyoungturks.co m/info/osama. Or from the home page, on the left hand side of the page, under features, and called "Where is Osama?". Hope everyone can help us ... reconnect.
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Can't we all just get along? (none / 0)
The Indy 500 is not exactly the most "redneck" sporting event. Many fans are rooting for Helio Castroneves, Dan Wheldon, Scott Dixon and Max Papis, all four foreign-born. There will also be a large number rooting for Danica Patrick to become the first female winner in the long history of the race.

Considering the almost even division of the voters in the last presidential election, the fans in attendance are probably close to evenly split politically. They are however united by their love of racing, having come together to witness the greatest spectacle in motorsports. Why fracture that rare unity by wearing a divisive shirt?

by Twba on 05/23/2006 11:29:38 AM EST

Indy 500 (none / 0)

The best line from the movie Platoon, "Ain't noting better than a piece of _ussy.  Except maybe the Indy 500."

That said, there is nothing redneck about the race. The infield is like Mardi Gras. You want to take your shirt off! 

by Hue on 05/23/2006 05:10:07 PM EST

Stock Cars and Drag Racing (none / 0)
I was in the minors of NASCAR back in the day.

THEY (Stock Car Fans) are the Hillbillies, not the Indy, F1, or Sports Car racing fans.

Also Drag racing is more REDNECK!

But John Forces daughter Ashley is hotter than Danica Patrick

http://www.hotrod.com/racer s/113_0504_ashley_force/ind ex.html

by SPIKEdaEASTONpaGONZO on 06/15/2006 06:51:04 PM EST

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