2007 Predictions
posted by Cenk 01/01/2007 11:56:08 PM EST

These will be my first ever annual predictions. It's dangerous to put your predictions down on paper because then anyone can look back and see exactly how wrong you were. But I'm just that bold.
Best prediction from last year: Predicting Zarqawi's death a month before it happened.
Here are 2007's predictions:
1. Iraq Will Get Worse
This might sound like the most mundane and obvious prediction of all time. But I mean it will be a whole new level of worse. Everyone expects it to get gradually worse (except for the retards who still think Bush is going to figure out a way to make it better). I think Iraq will take a precipitous downward turn at some point in 2007.
Most people will be surprised at the speed at which it devolves. We are going to have to take some sort of drastic action when it gets this bad, like leaving right away. The facts on the ground will change our course no matter what silly plan Bush lays out in the beginning of the year. We are going to lose control over what happens in Iraq and we will have to react accordingly.
2. The US Economy Will Take a Big Hit
To my knowledge, almost no one else in the mainstream press is predicting this. I've been saying the US economy is going to turn down in 2007 for about three years now, so now that 2007 is finally here, I am going to stick to my guns.
The reason no one else is on board for this prediction is because there doesn't seem to be an iceberg on the horizon. But I think there is. In fact, I think there are two.
One is the foreign policy mess we have created. Iraq could get much worse. If we attack Iran, that in itself will easily do it. And there are about eighteen other factors that can push the price of oil up significantly and cause a major ripple in the world economy.
Secondly, our deficits are untenable. There will be a day of reckoning. That's a guarantee. The question is will it happen in 2007? I am not positive about that obviously, but I think so.
If the economy gets hit with some other major blow (Iraq blows up, a major natural disaster, oil prices skyrocket), then that will trigger a cycle of doubt and concern. The dollar is already on its way down (I know I'm annoying, but I also predicted that earlier), some of our creditors have already started to take a look at their investment in us and once you introduce another cause of concern for the US economy, you can begin to have a downward cycle.
We simply have too much debt. And how many George Bush disasters can we go through before the rest of the world begins to wonder if we are as stable as everyone assumes? The minute the world wonders if the US is really credit worthy is the minute we're in a lot of trouble.
3. The Young Turks Are Going to Blow Up
I mean this in a positive way, not in the Iraq sense of the word. I have never predicted this before, but I think this is the year. I think we will become factors on a national level. We will make several breakthrough deals and step up to another level of fame and notoriety.
Whether this is a good thing we will have to see. I do believe in the saying, "be careful what you wish for." Or as Dave Koller loved to say, "There are two great tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want. The other is getting it."
Those were the days before tragedies like Iraq, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. So, that's why there were only two at the time.