Should Natalie Portman Have Done a Nude Sex Scene?

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Should Natalie Portman Have Done a Nude Sex Scene? | 9 comments (9 topical, 0 hidden)
Can I say - Goddess!!! (none / 0)
I can't believe Ana compared that goofy-looking slut, Elizabeth Berkley, to almighty queen Portman. Not cool!!!  OMG- Natalie's so hot in this short film! Her hair is perfect, her face is gorgeous, and she has the cutest ass in the world!!!! Don't waste anytime on that goob Schwartzman and go straight to 8:00 for the most amazing piece of celluloid ever!!!!

P.S. If you knew anything about Basic Instinct, you would know that Sharon Stone didn't want the kooter shot to be included in the movie.  After the scene was shot it was too late and she didn't have any say.  Cum to think of it, I'm actually glad we didn't see Natalie's precious even if it's probably the most sexiest kooter in existence...

by rev24 on 10/11/2007 12:52:52 PM EST

Sharon Stone... (none / 0)
Oh, Come ON! She knew damn well it was going to end up in the film. She knows Veerhoven and just how far he likes to go. Hell, she broke up his marriage! She's just puttin' on a show of shock, like Janet Jackson did after the Super Bowl.

My favorite "unexpected surprise" is of Liv Tyler in Stealing Beauty. And thank goodness for "pause"! And here I thought her overbite was her most charming feature...wild beavers in Italy...who knew?

by MedfordTim on 10/11/2007 06:09:31 PM EST

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Dude, her hair SUCKS!! (none / 0)
I have always wondered why it is that so many actresses wait until AFTER anyone is interested in seeing their bodies before they'll bare all. Natalie at 18 was perfect - now she's looking like the next Ally Sheedy...

Jessica Alba, take notice! Quit teasing us with the "almost" stuff and get nekkid NOW before things start sagging. Take a tip from Halle Berry - who wouldn't rather have seen her full frontal in The Last Boy Scout instead of waiting until gravity and age made Swordfish ho-hum?

Who would look better sans clothing - the girl who plays Claire on Heroes or Meryl Streep?

by MedfordTim on 10/11/2007 06:03:12 PM EST

Halle Berry (none / 0)

In my opinion, gravity and age didn't have so much to do with the ho-hum nature of her Swordfish scene.  It was the presentation, the context.  They presented her breasts in a very un-sexy manner, plus there was way too much hype about her topless scene preceding the release of the movie.

And I know you aren't making fun of Ally Sheedy.

by OneHitKill on 10/11/2007 08:58:52 PM EST

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As Senator Brownback would say.... (none / 0)
Natalie's hair rocks and to say otherwise and compare her to Ally Sheedy is an abomination.  Is 26 really too old for you MT?  I say you surrender your copy of Leon the Professional and step away from the donkey.  Poor Jessica Alba -why did she have to take the dumb pill?  She was so good in Dark Angel... 

by rev24 on 10/11/2007 09:40:22 PM EST

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It's not the years (none / 1)

26 is nothing.  Look up some pictures of Hoshino Aki.  She's 30, and her popularity in Japan is greater than ever.

To paraphrase Indiana Jones, it's not the years, it's the maintenance. 

by OneHitKill on 10/11/2007 09:55:37 PM EST

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Exactly! (none / 0)
Let Natalie put on enough poundage to make her ribs and spine disappear and let her hair not be coifed by John Deere, and we can talk.

Britney of 3 years ago or the MTV Awards show?

Wouldn't it be nice to know what Pam Anderson looked like "before"? Did she really need all that work?

Holly Hunter is an incredibly sexy older role model in Saving Grace, but again, eat some friggin' cake and quit looking like a skeleton!

I still think the person who most closely fits my definition of "beauty" is Shu Qi - and she's no youngster. Watch Gorgeous - no nudity but just try not to be captivated by her smile (plus some terrific Jackie Chan fight scenes)

Rev, All I'm saying is they're LEGAL at 18 but are too body concious until much later. Quit pushing your pedo creed on me - try your closest Republican Congressman...

by MedfordTim on 10/11/2007 11:18:01 PM EST

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Don't take me serioulsy Medford (none / 0)
especially in a thread like this.  I also agree with you that Natalie looks way too skinny in this scene and should get some beef in her.  Maybe she wasn't putting us on in her rap video about doing drugs:

http://www.youtube.com/watc h?v=bsKblciD7U0&feature =PlayList&p=DE9F50EBC48 9D668&index=3

Damn, Maling is smoking on tonight's Office!

by rev24 on 10/11/2007 11:58:41 PM EST

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Smiley face (none / 0)
No problem.

Don't think I didn't notice that you used the longer, uncut original "Leon" title instead of "The Professional"...

:-)

by MedfordTim on 10/12/2007 03:44:11 AM EST

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