War Prayer

It took Richard Belzer to remind me that Twain is almost always right on the money...

   "A War Prayer"

"O Lord our Father, our young patriots, idols of our hearts, go forth to battle -- be Thou near them! With them -- in spirit -- we also go forth from the sweet peace of our beloved firesides to smite the foe. O lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it -- for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen".

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What a bitter little old man  you are. I bet you pitch a fit when people have 11 items in the 10 items or less aisle don't you.

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by Leeberal on 10/15/2007 12:47:03 PM EST

Mark Twain's "War Prayer" was supposed to be ironic To show the misguided senslessness of praying to a "loving God" for his assistance in destroying other human beings, instead of perhaps praying for the wisdom and guidance to be able to avoid war altogether. Get it?


That being said, FDR' prayer was indeed stirring. I'm not at all religious but can certainly appreciate great oratory.  Doesn't change my mind as regards my previous point, though.

Leeberal - if that was directed toward me, all I can say is WTF are you talking about?

by 10sejed on 10/15/2007 02:35:46 PM EST

It was directed towards you if you are a goofy conservative troll  . Since you arent . It wasn't

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by Leeberal on 10/15/2007 06:05:32 PM EST

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"And we know that by thy grace, and the righteousness of our cause, our sons will triumph"

We're just a little worried about what happens to our sons now that we find out this new cause turns out not to be so righteous as we were led to believe.

by bfaul on 10/15/2007 03:37:37 PM EST

The solution of course, is to change FDRs prayer just a little:

"And we know that by thy grace, and the righteousness of our need for cheap oil, our sons will triumph"

There, that ought to do it.  We're good to go now. 

by bfaul on 10/15/2007 03:43:31 PM EST

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Forgive me, Lord, for I know not what the fuck I am doing.

by OneHitKill on 10/16/2007 07:41:19 AM EST

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