The Other Reindeer Are Punks

Email Print posted by Cenk 12/31/2007 06:11:48 PM EST

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You know what gets neglected around the holidays - how much the other reindeer are punks. First they make fun of Rudolph and won't even let him play in their f'in reindeer games. Then as soon as he is promoted, they are fawning all over him. Punk ass bitches!

You want proof, here's proof:

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!

How come no one ever points out what bunch of assholes these other reindeer are? Blitzen and Dasher can blow me. I don't mean to put a damper on the holiday season, but somebody had to say it.

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i think (none / 0)
rudolph is just a 'ginger' but his redness illuminates so he has one purpose in life. i wouldn't let him play with me either. freak.

by battierpeeler on 12/31/2007 10:37:08 PM EST

Reindeer (none / 0)
I totally agree! Santa was an asshole 2 in the cartoon... always thought so

by 10sejed on 01/01/2008 06:02:33 PM EST

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Guess I'm not the only person who saw this. (none / 0)
Thanks for pointing it out, Mr. Uygur.

by Kevin Holsinger on 01/01/2008 10:48:07 AM EST

lol (none / 0)
ha!   As Heidi Klum    says on Project Runway.. One day your in.. the next  your out

--- Truth To Power

by Leeberal on 01/01/2008 12:10:50 PM EST

The Other Reindeer Are Punks (none / 0)
Easy on the Eggnog or Champangne for that matter....

by law3dog on 01/01/2008 01:51:14 PM EST

I always thought Rudy should have given Santa (none / 0)
the middle hoof when asked to guide the sleigh in the fog.  It could be that Rudy wasn't bitter since he was getting action from the hottest girl reindeer even when he was an outcast. 


by jklawyer on 01/01/2008 07:05:54 PM EST

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