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Ackerman is on fire. Someone get him a late night comedy job.

Here's a 20 second fox news clip via youtube of the quote:
http://www.youtube.com/watc h?v=efXOuwt3uNw

"The military seems more afraid of gay people than they are against terrorists. They're very brave with the terrorists, and if the terrorists ever got ahold of this information, they get a platoon of lesbians to chase us out of Baghdad."
Rep. Gary Ackerman

Rep. Ridicules Gov't Policy Toward Gays

(AP) A New York congressman on Wednesday jokingly suggested the Bush administration may fear a "platoon of lesbians" more than terrorists in Baghdad, given the military's resistance to letting homosexuals openly serve.

Rep. Gary Ackerman's criticism of Pentagon policy came as Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice testified before the House Foreign Affairs Committee.

Ackerman, a New York City Democrat, complained to Rice that the military had fired Arabic and Farsi translators after learning the translators were homosexuals.

"For some reason, the military seems more afraid of gay people than they are against terrorists. They're very brave with the terrorists, and if the terrorists ever got ahold of this information, they get a platoon of lesbians to chase us out of Baghdad," said Ackerman, prompting laughter in the hearing room.

The lawmaker, who in 2002 voted for the invasion of Iraq but is now a fierce opponent of the war, made one other crack, too, this time in reference to the Bush administration's opposition to gay marriage.

Ackerman suggested the State Department could hire dozens of outed -- and ousted -- former military translators.

"Can we marry up these two -- or maybe that's not the right word. ... Can we have some kind of union of those two issues?" Ackerman asked, prompting a fresh outburst of laughter.

Rice, in diplomatic fashion, played it cool.

"Congressman, I'm not aware of the availability of people, but I will certainly look," she said, adding that her department has quadrupled the number of employees in critical languages.

A Washington-based gay rights group, the Human Rights Campaign, said Ackerman was right to criticize the military's policy of "don't ask, don't tell" concerning gays.

"It is clear the congressman was underscoring the ridiculousness of the 'don't ask, don't tell' policy and how it's hurting our efforts to fight the war on terror," said HRC spokesman Luis Vizcaino.


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Is it fair to assume that the platoons of lesbians will be wearing black leather uniforms and riding into battle on iron horses?

by Twba on 02/09/2007 02:33:45 AM EST


That'd be the closest we've come to "Shock & Awe" in a long time.

by OneHitKill on 02/09/2007 07:58:33 AM EST

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"If the terrorists ever got ahold of this information, they get a platoon of lesbians to chase us out of Baghdad."Some Possible recruits:

 US Womens Soccer Team...

 

 

 

 

any college lacrosse team...

two platoon leaders at Repug convention 

  a platton of "lady" rock types ( Joan Jett)

and of course womens softball and baseball teams!

by MRFred on 02/09/2007 08:12:06 AM EST


There's no crying in baseball!

I didn't know Joan Jett was a lesbian.

Also, regarding Mia Hamm: I'd hit it.

by jarett on 02/10/2007 08:28:49 PM EST

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rug muncher.....other famous lesbian musicians:

From Top 30 Lesbian Entertainers 

Why 30? Who da f" knows...anyway... 

1. Melissa Etheridge is perhaps the best know lesbian singer of our time.  No shit Sherlock...

2. The Indigo Girls are a folk pop duo who have been uncompromising in their. God they suck...like a direct injection of PBS saturday programing...yeeeesh

3. k.d. lang was one of the first artists to come out after rising to fame. Duh....

4. The Butchies are Kaia Wilson, Melissa York, formerly of Team Dresch and Alison Martlew. Never Heard of them

5. Tribe 8, the lesbian queercore band’s wild stage antics earned them a huge punk following. Never Heard of them

6. Alix Dobkin released Lavender Jane Love Women in 1973, the first overtly lesbian album ever. Never Heard of her (him?)

7. Cris Williamson is one of the early pioneers of lesbian music. Never Heard of her (him?) either..

8. Janis Ian won two Grammy awards and married her long-time partner in Canada. Her I know...See gay marriage lives!

9. Janis Joplin was not out about her bisexuality, yet she was known to have affairs with both men and women. Thats the stupidest statement I have read in a long time...

10. Tracy Chapman’s sexual orientation remains a secret, but many believe the folk revolutionary is a lesbian. Like who?

11. Sweet Honey in the Rock was founded in 1973 by Bernice Johnson Reagon, the all black women’s group sings acapella, except for percussion instruments. They have seen more than 20 women pass through the group over the years, many of them lesbian and bisexual. 

12. Me'Shell NdegeOcello, the out bisexual bass player was discovered and promoted by Madonna.Oh please...

13. Le Tigre are punk rockers with a feminist edge.

14. Team Dresch, queercore revolutionaries rocked the lesbian nation in the 1990s.

15. Tegan & Sara are lesbian twin sisters, quickly making their way up the charts with their hit “Walking With a Ghost.” Now thats a video I like to see....

16. Melissa Ferrick is an out lesbian rocker with a devoted fan base.

17. Joan Armatrading. Is she or isn’t she? We’re not sure, but she did write one of the best lesbian love songs ever: The Weakness in Me

18. Ani DiFranco is a positive feminist bisexual folk/rocker.

19. Sleater Kinney. Half of Sleater Kinney is queer....Carrie and Janet are, Corrin is not.

20. Ferron is the one of the best songwriters of all time. The Boston Globe said, “Someday they will call (Bob) Dylan the Ferron of the 60s.” ???? Who in the ...is Ferron?

21. Laura Love is a Seattle based vocalist, bassist, and songwriter.

22. Billy Tipton, technically a transgender musician, was a longtime veteran of the jazz circuit who only in death was revealed to have been a woman and spent her life passing as a man.

23. Ma Rainey was known as Mother of the Blues.

24. Gladys Bentley was known as the Bulldagger who sang the Blues.

25. Bessie Smith, The "Empress of the Blues" had affairs with both men and women.

26. Joan Jett became a star with her 1982 hit, I love Rock and Roll.

27. Dusty Springfield scored big with her hit Son of a Preacher Man in 1968 and came out as bisexual in 1971. No shit!

28. Vickie Randall is the percussionist for the Tonight Show Band.

29. Meg Christian was one of the co-founders of Olivia Records.

30. Holly Near is an activist and musician who's music has an incredible influence on the peace and justice movement.

 

by MRFred on 02/10/2007 10:26:00 PM EST

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