At least 8 dead in explosion at Iraq parliament

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Let's not tell John McCain

Really let's just keep this from him,

I mean after his big trip to Iraq just so he could stroll through a market place while Black hawk’s and Apaches hovered overhead, as he took 100 heavily armed members of our armed forces members shopping,just so he could tell us how safe Iraq has become.

McCain in bagdad

Now this “suicider” has penetrated the impenetrable Green Zone, and found his way into the halls of parliament to kill at least 8.
 I'm not sure he could spin this one right now. So let’s just keep him away from the TV and the radio for a few days and hope he doesn’t find out.

After all he’s got enough on his mind with having to lay off employees in his presidential campaign, and the whole fund raiser thing.

No I think it’s best if we just let him go on about his day believing that Iraq has become a virtual paradise, free from all forms of sectarian violence, and Americans are greeted with flowers and joy,  were one can go to market wearing only a stylish flack jacket and get a really good deal on a hand made rug.

I feel a little sorry for  John and just don't want to ruin his day.
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At least 8 dead in explosion at Iraq parliament | 11 comments (11 topical, 0 hidden)
The only explanation for John Insane (none / 0)
He has found a portal to a parallel universe and has been jumping back and forth between the two. Now, he can no longer distinguish them from one another. What was the name of that show a few years back in which the guy built a portal in his basement?

by MountainMan on 04/12/2007 02:33:16 PM EST

He keeps taking back what he says (none / 0)
He felt as safe as if he was in a farmers market in Indiana.


With Apache attack helicopters hoovering over head  surrounded by troops and armored vehicles. heh

by Left Is Right on 04/12/2007 04:14:53 PM EST

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Finally came to me (none / 0)
"Sliders" which wouldn't be a bad name for trolls and righties. They all live in a different universe!

by MountainMan on 04/12/2007 08:08:23 PM EST

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I like that show (none / 0)
LOL @ sliders. I like that show and like the idea. It has a much more sophisticated sound than troll . I downloaded it I mean the entire first season and nearly lost my Internet provider cuz I sucked up to much band with.

by Left Is Right on 04/12/2007 08:42:35 PM EST

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Al Qaeda (none / 0)
We know Al Qaeda was responsible for the attacks, and they are doing them to break the will of the American people. At least they are 100% honest with the American people and endorsed Al Qaeda apologist John Kerry for president.

by acroso on 04/12/2007 09:25:15 PM EST

Oh look Acroso's alarm went off time to post!!! (none / 0)
Yes we know Al Qaeda, terror, evil doers, suiciders, hard work, working hard, fight em over there, spreading freedom and democracy, be afraid, I'm the decider, stay the course, adapting to win, support the troops, mushroom cloud, *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*___<, ,,........


Sorry I got caught up in a right wing talking point continuam, I think it was set off by the 1000th time I saw the words Acroso and "break the will of the American people" in a post, and a loop just started playing in my head, and I suddenly the thou ght of a nice cold glass of Kool-Aid seemed somehow appealing.
 
Then I passed gas and it was gone.

by Hubble on 04/12/2007 09:56:39 PM EST

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This comment really has no substance. (none / 0)
Do you ever wonder where you were when they were passing out the kool-aid?  Sometimes I do. Maybe it was grape that day, and I really have issues with grape 'flavored' candy and drinks - they don't taste like grapes! Hmm...

Do you think one "suicider" would stop Condi from shopping for shoes in the marketplace (given that they had designer heels to sell)? That could be the ultimate test of the 'serenity' in Iraq.

Out of curiousity I google image searched "suicider" and this was in the first few results: nunsuiciders  
Maybe we should use this to our advantage. Platoons of nuns and lesbians.

As far as McCain, I think they have been slipping him something (ghb?). They have certainly upped the dosage lately. There was a time in the past where he'd sober up and make damn near a bit of sense, for a short period of time anyway. It is almost the Anna Nicole Smith of politics, minus the slurred speech and boobies...oh and the playboy thing. (sorry no pictures of breasts this time - that's what the internets is for.)

by jazzchic on 04/12/2007 10:23:35 PM EST

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Holy Moley Batman (none / 0)
I experienced 8 years of Catholic school and from that background I must say, I believe Jazz may have hit upon the solution, we take my former teachers or as I refer to them "Nazi Nuns from Hell" and turn them lose upon the "evil doers".

From personal experience I know all they need is a steel ruler and a 4 foot pointer with a rubber tip to wreak havoc upon the souls of mortal men.

Combine Nazi Nuns with a few "Dykes on Bikes" and the whole Middle East will be whipped into shape in a matter of weeks.

Funny after all these years I see a nun and I tend to look at the ground shuffle my feet and mumble "yes Sister", to whatever the question is.

As for as lesbians, I love lesbians, we have one thing in common, a love of women, and anyone who thinks that the female is the weaker of the species, has obviously never had to tryd to break up a fight between females in full "I'll kill the bitch" mode.

Wait I'm sorry, all of this is silly because as everyone knows we must "stay the course".

by Hubble on 04/13/2007 01:03:13 AM EST

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my condolences hub! (none / 0)
I am also in recovery. I had 4 years of Cathoholic high school, I went to "tobacco check" Boner's old school. Imagine my pride. I know about the Catholic school scene, but we didn't have the pleasure of nuns, just boy-lover brothers and priests.

by no way on 04/13/2007 08:24:48 AM EST

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Gotcha both beat (none / 0)

12 years here! Not sure I'll ever recover. 

by MountainMan on 04/13/2007 10:53:37 AM EST

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OK Mountain you win but..... (none / 0)
Not only did I do 8 years of Catholic School I also had another 4 of CCD classes, and I was an alter boy until I graduated from high school, (and no I never had a priest try to molest me).

Not only that but my mother was 1st generation Irish Catholic, and as every good Irish boy knows there's not any Catholics like an Irish Catholic.




by Hubble on 04/13/2007 11:10:21 AM EST

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