I don't plan on posting a picture of myself because I'm not looking for actual critique. I'm including my top 10 list where I think I come off looking good... which is likely to impress the ladies the most?
1) I am less obese.
2) I have better hair.
3) I never tried to dissuade South Carolinians from voting for John McCain in a primary by masterminding a push poll that falsely claimed McCain had a black child from an affair.*
4) I smell better.*
5) I am younger.
6) I don't have to talk to George Bush on a daily basis
7) My rap skills vastly exceed Karl's.
8) I have fewer embarrassing e-mails to delete.
9) I have not slept with more pre-pubescent boys than him... probably less. Probably.**
10) I am not pure evil.***
* Not confirmed, but apparent from my persepective
**First part=fact, Second part=conjecture
*** Confirmed through direct conversation w/ Satan
posted by eallgaier 
