06/01/2007 10:52:23 AM EST
posted by yturks
All those conservatives who said the Clinton impeachment was about perjury not sex - they must be outraged at Scooter Libby.
"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative." John Stuart Mill
It's fun to make up a rednecky name, eh, BytchTwitch? "Bubba?" Not sure it befits a man of Clinton's education so much as someone with the background of Dick Cheney (if, at first, you don't succeed, flunk out a second time). Luckily in the case of Libby, he comes pre-furnished for our convenience.
Long after guys named Scooter have run the republican party into a deep, deep grave from which there is no coming back, people like Ken and BytchCrotch will still be clutching the Clinton impeachment like an old, abused teddy bear, thumb in mouth, rocking back and forth on the floor in the corner waiting for "meds time." When you consider what a threadbare victory Clinton's impeachment was (taking all things into account, the opposition effectively threw shit at Clinton and then sued him for covering his face...), there is no reason for non-republicans not to gloat.
I'm glad this isn't turning into a thread that makes fun of ugly women. Because if it were, I'd have to post this:
"Weasel language" has a definition, and none of those quotes you posted are examples it, Ken. Weasel language means statements that cannot be proven untrue, yet lack actual quantitative meaning. Examples:
- Hawaii is one of the biggest states in the US.
- A deep-fried Snickers bar is 98% fat free.
- History remembers the Clinton Administration as all about a blow job.
All three statements are examples of weasel language. They sound strong, but inspection shows that none of them can be proven false because they lack content. They are to communication what a cinder block covered in salad dressing is to nutrition: Nothing. Now that you know what it is, you can be trusted never to use weasel language again. Right?*
* Rhetorical question
I'm not sure if you remember, but Scooter was convicted on 2 counts of perjury, 1 count of obstruction of justice and 1 count of lying to federal investigators. Those crimes ( 25 years worth ) are bad enough, but do you remember why he was lying in the first place ButtPlug?
Allow me refresh your Jack Daniels riddled 6th grade mind. Scooter was lying about how he and the VP conspired to commit treason. That's what it's called when you divulge classified intellegence in a time of war. It's a hanging offense, but to trailer trash like you, it's equal to a blow job.
Glinton's actions were dispicable, repugnant and below reproach. He should have been removed from office for what he did. Scooter and Dick should be doing the Saddam-two-step for what they did. People who defend them belive their political party is more sacred and important that the security of our nation.