Fred Thompson: Kill, Protect, Punch ..............please get out of the race Fred
posted by acroso 01/17/2008 12:15:54 AM EST

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Kill Terrorists
Protect Borders
Punch Hippies
The IMAO-endorsed Fred Thompson who has been dubbed the Kill-Protect-Punch Candidate (VIDEO LINK made by IMAO i think) has failed to impress again.
The comments section in youtube of this video are funny..
" Ron Paul is whiny little bitch Fred should have ripped his arms off at the last debate and beat McCain to death with them."
Can't help but laugh at that. Grandpa Fred Thompson looks like a whipped puppy when he's standing anywhere near the Mac let alone ripping Paul's arms off to beat McCain to death with. Ron Paul scared of McVain...not so much.
UNVERIFIED FRED THOMPSON FACTS from IMAO
* Fred Thompson never has to stop at a traffic light because of a Homeland Security directive requiring all lights to turn green whenever he approaches.
* Fred Thompson eats shotgun shells for breakfast and craps 44 magnum bullets in the afternoon.
* Rosie O'Donnell insulted Fred Thompson so he morphed her into a reasonable, intelligent human being. After
that she joined the Republican Party, took Simon Cowell for a lover and replaced Michelle Malkin as a contributor on Bill O'Reilly show.
* Does a bear @#$% in the woods? Only with signed notarized permission in triplicate from Fred Thompson.
* When Fred Thompson empties his pistol at the firing range, it reloads itself out of respect.
When Fred Thompson gave blood in Alaska, it fulfilled the Red Cross's entire quota for 6 months.
* Fred Thompson is part man, part machine. Underneath, he has a hyper-alloy combat chassis - micro processor-controlled, fully armored. Very tough.
* Fred Thompson uses a .357 Magnum as a remote control.
Real Clear Politics Average South Carolina Averages:
McCain: 26.4
Huckabee: 23.4
Thompson: 10.4
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Fred Thompson is being hailed by Redstate, Limbaugh, Malkin as the savior of conservatives who can reunite the Reagan Coalition to defeat the Democrats.
I have news for them....he's scared of his own shadow. Fred Thompson has called South Carolina a "must win state." He has been criticizing every candidate in these debates and saying we need to send the terrorists to see their virgens and what not....but he's scared of big dog Johnny Mac. As much as a fantasy candidate Ron Paul is and his 3% revolution, he sure isn't scared to stand up to the Mac. Fred.. won't criticize McCain despite the enormous sum of ammunition to grill McCain with. Is there REALLY nothing to criticize John McCain with !!!! nothing?!?!!?

If Thompson is Reagan reencarnate, why is he scared to attack the man with the most liberal record in the race?
Today he was attacking Huckabee again, who isn't winning S.C. at the moment anyways and for his credit is trying to run a "positive campaign." When asked why he was not attacking McCain he responded....
FredThompson: Attacking McCain is just what Huckabee wants me to do.
...really...that's what Huckabee wants you to do? Laugh now or laugh later? S.C. is MUST win for you Fred...as you said all your cards are in there...and McCain is running away with it so why does it matter what Huckabee wants? Besides Mike Huckabee has promisied his supporters that he will turn America into the new Jerusalem, and since you don't attend church, aren't a member of a church, and have a 25 year old wife, Huckabee's supporters don' give a damn what you think anyway. Fred Thompson's ENTIRE PURPOSE IN S.C. SEEMS TO BE TO CLEAR THE PATH FOR MCCAIN. When asked about McCain, he practically worships McCain at these debates.
Maybe Fred thinks he will be V.P., but there are so many people McCain could pick...say Joseph Lieberman or Lindsey Graham who are his best buddies.
To his credit Mitt Romney is NOT afraid to take it to McCain. Romney handed McCain his ass in Michigan and then laughed about it. In Michigan, Romney's staff "supposedly" promised McCain he wouldn't cut off McCain's concession speech off....but then Romney timed his speech perfect and did it anyway with a smile (I enjoyed that.) Promise or no promise breaking, it was awesome and he indicated McCain was part of the Washington problem in the speech.
That's because Mitt Romney isn't playing, and he doesn't care if people don't like Mormons...he's coming anyways. For lack of a better word, he is BRAZEN. He's coming after you, and McCain, and Huck, and the Democrats, and anyone else who stands between him and the Whitehouse.
After the interview I poste above, Cavuto had Ed Rollins, Huckabee campaign manager on immediately after Fred talked to respond to Fred who, again, said that attacking McCain is "exatly what Huckabee wants him to do."
Huck's campaign manager's verdict: Talk to me when you beat Ron Paul somewhere.
...so please Fred...stop sucking up to McCain and go back to Holywood if you're not serious and quit wasting everyone's time.
From the WashingtonTimes article Today.....
--In his speech to the students, Mr. Huckabee took a swipe at Mr. McCain on immigration, though he didn’t mention the senator by name.
“I don’t think electing somebody who’s part of the Washington scene makes a lot of sense, because if they could’ve fixed it, they would have,” Mr. Huckabee said. “It’s the principle that says that if you’re faithful in little [things], you’re given responsibility over greater things. But if you’re not faithful with what you have, we don’t give you greater responsibility, we take that responsibility and we give it to someone who might exercise it more responsibly."-Huckabee
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The Huck isn't intimidated by mac either it appears.
Pale-Lumenariest: Save America from McVain's Ego Empire
McVain is the problem..but there is a solution!...and it's not Fred Thompson. As Nixon said..
"Oh, shit! That kid (Fred Thompson)? He's dumb as hell." -- Richard Nixon,
National Review editor John Derbyshire responded this morning to a reader who urged him to support Fred Thompson:
"My reader's aspersions on Paul sound a lot like the ones I recall hearing about Ronald Reagan during the first presidential election I witnessed from American soil, in 1976. An office colleague — he was a recent refugee from Eastern Europe — was hot for Reagan. Everyone else, Democrat and Republican alike, laughed at this guy. "Not a real candidate …" etc., etc. Uh-huh...
"When a dysfunctional federal government generates systemic problems, though — and there are some doozies just over the horizon — you need systemic solutions. I believe that in current circumstances, that means a withdrawal of federal power from areas where it never had any proper business being, and a return to a strict reading of the federal Constitution. I see the same belief in Paul. I don't see it Fred."
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