Stupid Judge Tricks, or why I might get into politics

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This is the incredibly stupid story of how using a networked software application for its legitimate intended purpose according to the specification it was designed for can get you thrown in jail.

NO ONE IN GOVERNMENT UNDERSTANDS TECHNOLOGY.  It's horrifying.

Basically, this guy was trying to track down spammers and executed commands which tell a domain name server (the computers that take, for example, "www.theyoungturks.com" and turn them into IP addresses that computers understand) to dump all its records for turning names into numbers.  This command is A) part of the specification for DNS servers and B) entirely possible to turn off by a system administrator with half a brain in his or her head.  This is often a necessary operation to perform in the course of daily business anyway, for example if you run your own DNS server and need to populate your own DNS databases with information.

The judge decided that this backbone operation of the internet is now illegal.

http://www.circleid.com/pos ts/811611_david_ritz_court_ spam/

Imbecilic statements by The Right Honorable Idiot Queen in charge of this court:

To find all access "authorized" which is successful would essentially turn the computer crime laws of this country upside down.

Wrong.  This is true for private data, NOT for data which is considered (or in fact, in this case, MUST BE) public.

Something really needs to be done about people in government who have NO CLUE about what they are purportedly in charge of.

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I guess recursive lookups get the ping of death penalty!

I bet he freaked when he heard about the aliases . Look out your Honor doesn't he have A Record?

Ive got a million of em...BUT it makes one wonder what the good judge would say about LDAP... 

by MRFred on 01/17/2008 09:04:15 PM EST


Russ, I didn't know you were a fellow nerd!  Excellent!

by jarett on 01/18/2008 10:57:12 AM EST

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card holder since 1975 ( I got my bachelors on the Navy dime!)

by MRFred on 01/18/2008 11:02:27 AM EST

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The problem is that back in those days, people were still trying to figure out the difference between a "1" and a "0". I actually owned one of these, which was "state of the art". After graduation, I worked for TI in process automation.
high tex

by KenTX on 01/18/2008 11:18:13 AM EST

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The Altair 8800!!!!!

My professor in those days told me that there was no future in these...no one would be able to afford them other than large corporations....therefore no 1's with lots of zeros for you graduates. Not that it mattered much to me I was going back to sea as a newly commissioned Ensign.

 

by MRFred on 01/18/2008 12:53:58 PM EST

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Hot damn!  Is it true that these guys get ridiculous amounts of respect from every level of the service?

What did you retire as, and what were you doing as you did?

by jarett on 01/18/2008 05:40:32 PM EST

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As far as getting ridiculous amounts of respect from every level of the service...that might be bit of a stretch. 

I was an asshole when I retired. From all reports I still am but seriously folks..I was a systems engineer when I retired...

 

by MRFred on 01/18/2008 06:15:06 PM EST

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I started enlisted in the AF, commissioned after 13 years.  As far as any kind of respect out of the ordinary, about the only time I can recall was the first E-9 I worked with as a new butterbar.  He found out I was a prior E-6 and decided I was a small step above useless after all.

I'm still an asshole. 

SAM: What's new, Normie?
NORM: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.

by Spinny on 01/18/2008 06:19:30 PM EST

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That TI certainly brings back a few things.  I can still hear the relentless "KAA-KAA-KAA" of a program loading from a cassette tape.

by OneHitKill on 01/19/2008 04:49:23 AM EST

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Ted Stevens would put into law that big business could put as many blockages in the tubes as they wanted.

Imagine his embarrassment when he was first put in charge on the internets, and tried to give the telecommunication companies controls of the breaks and hydraulic switches.

by babaganoosh13 on 01/17/2008 11:09:18 PM EST


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