Obama has a HUGE PENIS!!!

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Yes, one thing I have learned from the main stream media since the Iowa caucus is that Obama has a HUGE PENIS - and not only is it HUGE, he knows how to use it for your maximum pleasure. Yes, Obama can actually lick his eyebrows with his tongue and when he is ultimately elected President of this great land, he will personally show all the women in the country that licking his eyebrows is not the only thing he can lick, and he will teach all the men just how they, too, can have a huge penis and lick their eyebrows and other things.

Yes, Obama is a manly man with just the right amount of bad boy (he experimented with drugs in college) to make all the women folk swoon.


He just black enough to be sorta hip to the young white voters, but just white enough to be unable to dance like a brother, thus endearing him to white people. (Did anyone see him on Ellen? Need I say more?)  And he’s not a woman – which, as we all know, is very important.


Yes, Obama is a freight train coming at ya, with all the charm and charisma of JFK and Bill Clinton plus the Dr Feelgood message of Ronald Reagan. Obama - a man’s man, whom women want to marry and men want to be best friends with. Obama – who doesn’t wear cologne because he naturally smells like the favorite fragrance of whomever he stands near, and if perchance his gaze falls upon you, a feeling of tranquility immediately washes over you.


Obama – perhaps not the Christ returned, but there’s a very good chance he might be John the Baptist preparing the way.


These are the things I learned from the mainstream media the past few days.

Not that I feel I'm being manipulated or anything.
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Obama has a HUGE PENIS!!! | 20 comments (20 topical, 0 hidden)
Dude... (none / 0)

by MRFred on 01/05/2008 03:37:45 PM EST

Hey John Edwards, how big is... (none / 0)

by MRFred on 01/05/2008 03:43:32 PM EST

Hubble is right. (none / 0)
Republicans are doing the same thing with Obama that Democrats are doing with Huckabee.

They are attacking the other candidates, while remaining absolutely quiet on Obama.

After Obama wins the nomination, then the GOP will start rolling out the Bob Corker style ads.

by KenTX on 01/05/2008 06:26:47 PM EST

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I doubt it (none / 0)

Republicans are doing the same thing with Obama that Democrats are doing with Huckabee.

Laughing at him because they know he can't win? 

by OneHitKill on 01/05/2008 09:40:08 PM EST

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Did you know? (none / 0)
The Democrat most Republicans would like to see in the White House is Barack Obama.

Let it never be said again that most Republicans are racists!

by jarett on 01/05/2008 11:53:55 PM EST

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Why does this surprise you? (none / 0)
Give me a choice between President Barack Obama and President Hillary Clinton and I would defintely take Obama.

Why there is even a contest in the Democrat Party is a mystery to me.

This might surprise you, but Rush Limbaugh has been very complimentary about Barack Obama for several months. The Limbaugh Show did a parody of an LA Times article in the summer, and Obama just laughed it off. He got the joke and thought it was funny.

Rush Limbaugh was so impressed with Barack's cool response that he became an Obama supporter.

by KenTX on 01/06/2008 12:36:16 AM EST

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The day Rush became a Barack fan (none / 0)
02 May 2007

RUSH: Paul W. Smith, frequent guest host on this program, had on his program Barack Obama -- and he had to ask Barack Obama about "Barack the 'Magic Negro.'"  He did. He did! We have the audio coming.  He set it up. It's not on the little bite that we have, but he told Obama the roots of this, the LA Times article by David Ehrenstein, a black man, wrote the piece on the "magic negro" and so forth, and then he said to Obama after setting it up that way. He said, "I have to do this because Rush is on our radio station. We're going to see him tomorrow.  You've heard the parody song 'Barack the "Magic Negro"'"?

OBAMA:  (Laughing.)  You know, I have not heard it but I've heard of it.  I confess that I don't listen to Rush on a daily basis.  On the other hand, I'm not one of these people who -- who takes myself so seriously that I get offended by -- by every -- every comment made about me. You know, the -- you know, what Rush does is entertainment, and although it's probably not something that I listen to much, I don't --

PAUL W. SMITH:  But you said not every day, so you do listen a little then, and why wouldn't you?

OBAMA:  I don't mind. I don't mind -- I don't mind folks poking fun at me.  That's part of the job.

RUSH:  Barack Obama. That's right, Barack Obama laughed it off.  He laughed it off. He said I'm an entertainer, and he doesn't mind being made fun of, poking fun at him. That's part of the job.  Snerdley's looking at me with mouth wide open and agape.  What do you not believe about this? (interruption) Yeah, look, we don't need to belabor this.  But there's a reason he's laughing it off.  A, it's funny.  B, the roots of it is the Los Angeles Times.  C, there's nothing to accomplish by doing something other than this.  I don't want to go into it any further, but this is a classy way to deal with it. This is the way he should have dealt with it if anyone asked. It's the first time he's, probably, been asked about it, but this is the way for these guys to deal with it. Blow it off. Laugh it off. "No big deal."

by KenTX on 01/06/2008 01:07:56 AM EST

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I hate to say it (none / 0)
but Rush is right.

Even a stopped clock etc. etc. etc.

by jarett on 01/06/2008 04:14:46 AM EST

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Who gives a shit what limbaugh likes or doesnt (none / 0)
The only interesting thing about that exchange to me is the fact that Limbaugh said he was an entertainer  meaning his diatribes are not fact based.

--- Truth To Power

by Leeberal on 01/06/2008 10:26:11 AM EST

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I knew it! (none / 0)
I knew the title of this thread would catch your attention.

by KenTX on 01/06/2008 02:37:19 PM EST

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Did ya? (none / 0)
I knew you would post on the thread first. Come out of the closet Marie

--- Truth To Power

by Leeberal on 01/06/2008 07:35:47 PM EST

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Im so scared now (none / 0)

Not this crap again. You do this every time....Ohhhh Im so scared now. What a suprise!. Not only can Republicans lie to Congress, investigators and everybody else...they can run attack ads. Who knew?

Im sure the Republicans will launch attack ads. .Like the blonde in the Corker clip they will attack with thinly veiled racial sterotype. They will attack with half truths or fabrications. They will attack his name his parents, his family,his pets.

After all, billions of dollars in no bid contracts,favors from unregulated industries , corporate tax relief and fair trade outsourcing are at stake. The Republican establishment will leave no slimy rock unturned.

What they ( and you) do not understand that there is a new dynamic at work here.

Attack away...see what happens. 


 

 

by MRFred on 01/06/2008 09:18:12 AM EST

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heavy lifting has already been done (none / 0)
"After all, billions of dollars in no bid contracts, favors from unregulated industries, corporate tax relief and fair trade outsourcing are at stake. The Republican establishment will leave no slimy rock unturned."


They don't have to turn over any slimy rocks. All they have to do is consult the Clinton campaign for advice.

by KenTX on 01/06/2008 02:48:04 PM EST

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another link (none / 0)
That link quit working for some reason, so here is another source on the same story.

by KenTX on 01/06/2008 04:10:54 PM EST

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Do you have any reliable sources? (none / 0)

Novak and Fox. Oh yeah....

 

 

 

by MRFred on 01/06/2008 06:20:07 PM EST

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girl (none / 0)

The girl who sunk the wentch.

 

As the saying goes...anybody but the... 

by acroso on 01/05/2008 03:53:41 PM EST

explain Iowa delegates please (none / 0)
This article acroso linked to is kind of interesting. On the CNN election center Iowa results website (for the Democrats), there is a list of State Delegates (based on the voting results) and just Delegates (pledged).    I don't quite understand the difference.  If anybody can explain, that would be cool.

by yturks on 01/05/2008 08:44:22 PM EST

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idk (none / 0)

idk I only skimmed it and for amusment.

 The dem candidates all seem the EXACT same to me, and it doesn't make a hill of beans of a difference as to who they pick. On the Republican side there are seismic differen between these jokers.


by acroso on 01/06/2008 09:21:51 AM EST

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Don't encourage him/her Dave (none / 0)

All Delegates, around 3500 I think,  are apportioned by Party rules.

Pledged delegates are committed to a candidate  based on the cauacus or primary voting results. I think the threshold is 15% meaning a candidate must garner 15% of the popular vote to get his apportioned delegates based on his vote tally

If I am not mistaken they can't change there vote at the convention unless the candidate that holds the delegates releases them to do so.

There are also "super" delegates  who can endorse a candidate..they are Democratic congressmen / senators or DNC members.  They are not bound by voting results as I recall and will endorse a cnadidate based on??? There are only about 800 or so nationwide.  I think the total is broken down by congressional delegation size...so Iowa will have about 6 I think.

Thats a total of 4200 delegates. 

by MRFred on 01/06/2008 09:43:27 AM EST

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Hey, Hillary Clinton how big is your (none / 0)

by MRFred on 01/07/2008 07:11:13 AM EST

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