01/05/2008 02:03:05 PM EST
Obama has a HUGE PENIS!!!
posted by Hubble
Yes, one thing I have learned from the main stream media since the Iowa caucus is that Obama has a HUGE PENIS - and not only is it HUGE, he knows how to use it for your maximum pleasure. Yes, Obama can actually lick his eyebrows with his tongue and when he is ultimately elected President of this great land, he will personally show all the women in the country that licking his eyebrows is not the only thing he can lick, and he will teach all the men just how they, too, can have a huge penis and lick their eyebrows and other things.
Yes, Obama is a manly man with just the right amount of bad boy (he experimented with drugs in college) to make all the women folk swoon.
He just black enough to be sorta hip to the young white voters, but just white enough to be unable to dance like a brother, thus endearing him to white people. (Did anyone see him on Ellen? Need I say more?) And he’s not a woman – which, as we all know, is very important.
Yes, Obama is a freight train coming at ya, with all the charm and charisma of JFK and Bill Clinton plus the Dr Feelgood message of Ronald Reagan. Obama - a man’s man, whom women want to marry and men want to be best friends with. Obama – who doesn’t wear cologne because he naturally smells like the favorite fragrance of whomever he stands near, and if perchance his gaze falls upon you, a feeling of tranquility immediately washes over you.
Obama – perhaps not the Christ returned, but there’s a very good chance he might be John the Baptist preparing the way.
These are the things I learned from the mainstream media the past few days.
Not that I feel I'm being manipulated or anything.
