I'm feel obligated to revel the truth behind John McCain's blinking and what message he was sending to his fellow Veterans, Ham Radio operators and Boy Scouts who understand "Morse Code"
The following is a transcription of John's message.
Decoded by the "Slow Boat Vet for Truth" aka_Couch_Anarchist
"Torture...Torture... this is bloody torture!"
"Reporting for duty..."
"My Friends... S-O-S...you owe me this one..."
"He will raise your TAXES..."
"Spread the word... he's a muslim and will play the call to pray from the Whitehouse parapet"
"He will allow Willie Horton" to crash in the Lincoln bedroom...he plans to pimp your Whitehouse"
"Cindy has picked curtains for the Oval Office and they will clash with black"
"Dr Vinny...please refill my Viagra prescription...my Poll is drooping"
"Sorry, my Friends..the vast right wing conspiracy picked her... but she does have a nice set..hey?"
"My Friends...pleeeaasseee.. I'm begging you"
"Hey swift boaters! where the hell are you when I need you"
"Hi - Mien Huong Ung Bu Vihn... been a while... hows it hanging?"
"My SSN is 043-46-1934...I trust life lock with my data"
"okay now...gotta run...which ways the exit?"
All due respect to POW and MIAs this is a parody! Lets have fun and blow this place up!
...couch
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