Sarah Palin and "Joe Six-Pack". Homer Simpson disagrees.

Email Print posted by Tarheel88 10/07/2008 07:49:45 PM EST

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Sarah Palin keeps blabbering on and on about how she and McCain represent the "Joe Six-Packs" of America (ie, average working people). But even Homer Simpson, the King of Joe Six-Packs, knows thats a lot of BS! Now, if Homer can only survive the rigged voting machines, Obama will win!

The Scene:

 In "The Simpson's" living room, Homer, Marge, and Lisa are watching the Vice Presidential Debate.

Sarah Palin (on TV): "John McCain and I are standing up here for all the Joe Six-Packs of America. I'm the candidate for Joe Six-Pack, the average Joe, while Obama is an elitist!"

 

Homer Simpson talks back to the TV:

Homer: "Eh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Nooooooooo, crazy moose-hunter lady who for some reason reminds me of internet porn, I'm a Joe Six Pack; in fact, I'm Joe, I mean, HOMER 12-PACK! And HOMER 12-PACK says its TIME FOR A REAL CHANGE! I'm voting for OBAMA!"

Marge: "Thats' GREAT Homie! Lisa will be very proud of you, with Obama's stand on the environment."

Lisa:  "Yeah Dad! Go Obama."

Marge: "Mmmmmmm, your vote is good, but your drinking Homie, you're more like 'Homer Case".

Homer: "Well, all the better Marge, don't want to be sober if a rigged voting machine eats me alive!"

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by cruzi on 10/07/2008 09:25:06 PM EST

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