The Ted is dead!!!

attention ladies and gentlemen-
after an intense political race for the alaska senate seat, ted stevens, the worst of the republican senators, has been ousted! with only a 3,500 vote lead and 2000 left to be counted, mark begich has proven that even die hard alaskan conservatives don't like convicted felons. poor old teddy got bitch-slapped by his own voting base.
 
this is great news for democrats because that is one less republican in office and it puts them one step closer to the legendary 60 seat filibuster proof senate. all we have left is the georgia race on dec. 2 and the minnisota recount. cross your fingers everybody!

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will the democrats pull off a 60 seat majority?
Hell yeah! 27%
Please god no! 9%
win in minnesota, loss in Georgia, or vice versa 54%
Wait, the elections arn't over yet? 9%

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The one true Ted in politics ain't named Stevens. Remember that.

by ashbul on 11/19/2008 12:51:12 AM EST

I didn't even think of that, yeah definitely a bad choice of title.

"The eyelid is a joke"

by richardshort2001 on 11/19/2008 12:54:20 AM EST

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  Ted Knight was a Senator?  Are you kidding me?



by eallgaier on 11/19/2008 01:43:45 AM EST

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Saw him on the news yesterday so Teddy Kennedy's been on my mind!

by tifosies on 11/19/2008 08:04:13 AM EST

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I seriously thought you meant Ted Kennedy.

 

And considering his brain tumor...

 

Also, my internet chose to go down when I clicked your link and rushed to Wikipedia. So I had to get it (my sucky internet connection, that is) working, whilst having these near-heart attacks...

So thanks.

by Ranting Libertarian on 11/19/2008 01:32:13 AM EST

I thought it was "special election" time in the sky for Chappaquidick Ted - Who cares about "Felony" Stevens!!! :)

by bobo1 on 11/19/2008 08:50:47 AM EST

Always unfunny and assholey.

by Spencer on 11/19/2008 02:28:41 PM EST

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