11/02/2008 07:59:30 PM EST

Top 3 Uber-Cute Old Men

posted by chrisandyasemin

I've had to sit through (gritting my teeth) multiple segments, conversations and threads dedicated to  various men' lists of "hottest girls," and now its my turn. I doubt this will get as much attention as the aforementioned lists as cute old men don't have massive boobs and vaginas, but I want to put this out there for the record.

And by cute, I mean fuzzy cuddly cute, I-wish-he-was-my-grandpa-cu te, not George Clooney cute;)

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1. Currently at the top of my list is Chris Matthews with his red Phillies Hat... shmooppy!

  1. John Cleese: I wish I could find  a pic with him in a bow-tie bc I think bow-ties are soooo cute, but I couldn't, oh well.

  2. Number 3 is up for grabs, I haven't decided yet. Any suggestions? I really like Muhammad Ali in his old age and Pat Buchanan with his Muppets'-bitter-old-uncles kind of attitude, and of course Ted "cuddles" Kennedy!

For those of you foaming at the mouth saying "how dare she post such nonesense right before the election!" just calm down, I'm stressed out of my mind here about the election, and fuzzy-cuddly old men are my way of coping. And yes, everyone must suffer. (the way I see it, everyone has their 2 cents to add to the political forum, so this post will be off the front page in no time...)

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Poll

Who's the schmoopiest old man alive?
Person's own grandpa or pops 22%
John Cleese 11%
Pat Buchanan 0%
The guy in the diabetes commercials 0%
Warren Buffet 0%
Chris Matthews with Phillies hat 22%
Bill Cosby 11%
Dude who played Gandalph in LOTR 11%
Yoda 22%
Doc in Back to the Future 0%

Votes: 9
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Earle Hyman (none / 0)
Grandpa Cosby himself.

by Scandinavian Chef on 11/02/2008 08:18:56 PM EST

John Cleese (none / 0)

by Scandinavian Chef on 11/02/2008 08:23:42 PM EST

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how could we forget (none / 0)
grandpa cosby???

chris

by chrisandyasemin on 11/02/2008 08:28:57 PM EST

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General (none / 0)
Wes Clark

by Arna on 11/02/2008 08:28:42 PM EST

colin powell (none / 0)
is going to be schmoopy in a couple years...
chris

by chrisandyasemin on 11/02/2008 08:30:01 PM EST

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I'm swaying! (none / 0)
toward Grampa Cosby... especially with his super soft looking sweaters and sweatshirts:)

And this is gold... Cosby + bowtie = winner!

winner

by chrisandyasemin on 11/02/2008 08:36:59 PM EST

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seconded! (none / 0)

by desertpear on 11/02/2008 09:28:57 PM EST

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Wes Clark seconded (none / 0)
Not entirely sold on Cosby yet.

by desertpear on 11/02/2008 09:29:25 PM EST

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I know I can add some! (none / 0)
But my memory may take a bit to kick in.

I think Chris Matthews is cute, but not in a grandpa way--he looks like a grown up 12-year-old boy and sorta talks like one too.  I hope he remains a lib.

by desertpear on 11/02/2008 09:30:49 PM EST

I know, I also see the 12-year-old thing too (none / 0)
I almost had a schmoop breakdown on Thursday when he appeared on msnbc with his cute little hat and sweater. He was my inspiration to write this post.

There is also an uber-cute coach on the Ultimate Fighter this season. He is your typical old boxing coach: you can't understand a things he says except you know its something wise and inspiring and he holds pads for these young strong guys and doesn't fall over! Oh, and his name is Stanky! How schmoopy is that.

Gen Clark is getting there too. I should have had him on the poll, he's certainly up there, and it helps that he had the balls to call McLame out on his POW experience not translating to executive experience:)

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by chrisandyasemin on 11/02/2008 09:38:53 PM EST

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hot grandpas (none / 0)
I don't know about Stanky--the name might be a block.

by desertpear on 11/02/2008 09:45:09 PM EST

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What about Al Gore? (none / 0)

Pretty Schmoopie!!

 

Oh, and I gotta say something about Friday's Halloween show.  When David was asked to choose one of those babes to sleep with, he chose RAINBOW BRITE.  WTF?  Over Superwoman, the fireman, and the cop???  David David David.

by desertpear on 11/02/2008 09:37:53 PM EST

hmm (none / 0)
I'm not completely conviced of Gore's schmoopiness, I think he needs to be (or look) a bit older and needs some more personality, like super excited, or super bitter (Buchanan) or super understanding... something. I'm still open to the thought, I just need for proof of his schmoopiness.

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by chrisandyasemin on 11/02/2008 09:42:52 PM EST

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are you looking more for (none / 0)

a Bill Moyers type? 

I see your point on Gore.

 

by desertpear on 11/02/2008 09:45:44 PM EST

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yes (none / 0)
and if Moyers wore suspenders everyday he's be in, no doubt. I have to extend a thanks to Larry King for sporting those suspenders and keeping them in, although I wouldn't have him in my top10, let alone top 3 uber-cute old men list, I appreciate his style (sorry, he's too border-line scary looking).

BTW, Jon Steward is totally a future-uber-cute-old-man, just watch, in 10 years, he'll be ripe for the picking...

by chrisandyasemin on 11/02/2008 10:01:44 PM EST

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My #1, your #3? (none / 0)
It has to be Morgan Freeman! His eyes are the most gentle eyes I've ever seen, they remind me of my dad's.
C'mon...Bucket List? Not the schmoopiest papoopiest???

by MintieFresh on 11/02/2008 11:15:56 PM EST

wow this is becoming tough (none / 0)
ah you're right! Gosh this is getting more and more difficult... I will have to consider him, I mean look at how schmoopy and cuddly he is!

schmoop

y

by chrisandyasemin on 11/02/2008 11:41:18 PM EST

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and for the records (none / 0)
Here are Ted Kennedy and Wesley Clark (Clark has what we call in Turkish a bright face "parlak yuzlu" and I'm lovin it!)

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clark

teddy

I mean, Santa really has nothing on this lot!

Y

by chrisandyasemin on 11/02/2008 11:47:06 PM EST

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high schmoopie rating (none / 0)
He would be good with kittens.

by desertpear on 11/03/2008 12:00:01 PM EST

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which (none / 0)
which one? Ted or Wesley? Not that it matters, I guess both should be pictured with a fuzzy cat (named Mr Stitches) on their laps.

Mr Puddles? where are you? Mr Puddles?

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by chrisandyasemin on 11/03/2008 05:27:03 PM EST

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Morgan Freeman (none / 0)
yeah, we need to photoshop all the schmoopie gramps with kittens

by desertpear on 11/03/2008 07:58:00 PM EST

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yoda(neocons are my bitch).... (none / 0)
....is the bomb....

by sfinneganus on 11/03/2008 04:37:38 AM EST

Agreed (none / 0)
Oh for sure Yoda goes on my list, he can have #2.

by MintieFresh on 11/03/2008 05:51:57 AM EST

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wait a minute (none / 0)
for Yoda to be a grandpa, he would have to have sex.  Do we know if Yoda has had sex??

by desertpear on 11/03/2008 07:58:44 PM EST

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Knock it out he has. (none / 0)

Tell he does not.

by Spencer on 11/03/2008 08:08:58 PM EST

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That joke was obvious and shitty. (none / 0)
I apologize to everyone involved.

by Spencer on 11/03/2008 08:14:48 PM EST

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I believe so? (none / 0)
My guess is that Yoda has had sex...where did Gremlins come from then??? Strong family resemblence!

by MintieFresh on 11/03/2008 10:36:26 PM EST

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was he kinda close with those Ewoks? (none / 0)

by desertpear on 11/03/2008 10:41:47 PM EST

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awww (none / 0)
This is begging a Bobo comparison, but I refrain from comment...

y

by chrisandyasemin on 11/03/2008 11:36:31 PM EST

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JELLO PUDDIN MMMMMN (none / 0)
gotta be Cosby.  Remember him dancing in the beginning of the Cosby show.  Now picture Old Cosby doing that.

by s10129107 on 11/03/2008 08:36:27 AM EST

Mike Barnacle (schmoopie and that accent...) (none / 0)

by tifosies on 11/03/2008 09:09:14 AM EST

Uh oh! A newbie (none / 0)
Phil Donahue. So cute!

Y

by chrisandyasemin on 11/08/2008 12:43:36 AM EST

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