Jack Ryan had a hot wife that trekies everywhere would have paid crates of unopened action figures for just one night with. Jack Ryan Also had a problem. Jack liked the kink in the worst kind of way. Now

Jack’s kink might have gone unnoticed if Jack’s hot wife had approved of his devious perversions or if a judge had not unsealed divorce documents in the middle of Jacks hot senate race.

Jack was a very successful banker who was thought to be a shoe-in for the senate in his race against a relatively unknown member of the state legislation. All the papers thought his opponent was way out of his league. A small time politician whose ego had led him to the cliff whose edge would soon devour his aspirations. All the polls said so and all the conventional wisdom could not be denied.

Until that is, a Los Angeles judge gave into pressure from a gossip magazine to unseal the details of Jacks nasty divorce. It turns out that Jacks hot wife was Star Treks Seven of nine. The journalists from the papers back who also applied pressure to the courts, “were just doing there jobs”, and thought this exercise was little more than routine, while Trek fans drooled on the floors of mothers basements in anticipation of the salacious details. In the end nobody but Jack would be disappointed.

The documents let the world know that jack had forced his hot wife to have sex with him in public. That he had forced her to watch pornography and have sex with strangers. The documents also clearly stated that Jacks hot wife was not a willing participant. The details were indeed salacious and anything but routine.

The only thing that moved quicker than Jacks poll numbers was his opponent, away from the edge of that cliff everyone had expected him fall from and by the time Election Day came around, the television anchors easily called Jacks race early as the pundits immediately began to ponder what effect senator elect Barack Obama would have in Washington.

Just imagine if Jack hadn’t been so deep in the porn, so deep his wife divorced him, If his wife had not been a famous sci-fi actress whose fans really wanted to know what happened in her personal life, or if that judge hadn’t released those files. Barrack Obama would probably have fallen from that cliff back into the obscurity of Illinois state politics.

Yes the Lord does indeed work in mysterious ways.