12/19/2008 09:41:47 PM EST

When is ok to fart in public?

posted by Trickpatez

We all pass gas, cut the cheese, fart, what ever you call it, but is ok to break wind in a public place.

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Let say your in a crowd of people and there no bathroom in sight is it offensive to let loose in front of people. We all do it, and if you don't it bulid up and become a health problem. So, do you or don't you.
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Right after you've died (none / 0)

and you lose control of your faculties.  Then I'll give you a pass. Or maybe if you have some brain injury or something that made you forget that we live in a civil society, but that's as far as I'm willing to go.

I'm generally against the death penalty, but I might be persuaded on issues like this.  Is there such a thing as a citizen's execution?  You know, like a citizen's arrest, but more so.

Is this thread based on something they talked about on the show recently?  God I hope not.

by Spencer on 12/20/2008 12:19:50 AM EST

It is okay (none / 0)

Only when you are a crowded area with lots of other people

 

That way it is untraceable if it is silent

by Perry on 12/20/2008 12:26:51 AM EST

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Still wrong. (none / 0)
Being able to get away with murder doesn't mean you should go around murdering people whenever you want.

by Spencer on 12/20/2008 12:34:22 AM EST

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Sure it does (none / 0)

The question is whether you would want to or not

 

Are you holding back some hostile feelings, Spencer? How often do you feel this 'want' to murder? Has it been with you since childhood?

by Perry on 12/21/2008 12:09:53 AM EST

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I'm with Spencer (none / 0)
death penalty for in close proximity to people in public or under the sheets.

by desertpear on 12/20/2008 09:06:48 PM EST

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Short people have no reason to live (none / 0)

I just feel sorry for midget, this is an inportant subject to them, and yes I know this topic "stinks". I know a person who break wing all the time at work, and does not care.

by Trickpatez on 12/20/2008 11:15:26 PM EST

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Who is Midget? (none / 0)
And is your co-worker a bird? You should help them out and get them to a rehab center!!

by desertpear on 12/22/2008 01:24:56 AM EST

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Old people can fart and get away with it. (none / 0)
It's a hidden law the old people get to do things, that other can't, like drive into a crowds of people, steal stuff out of store while the manager watches, fart in front of you. No one can say anything to them, because we have to respect our elder and stuff.

by Trickpatez on 12/22/2008 10:30:41 AM EST

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When is ok to fart in public? (none / 0)

When you need to fart.

by MedfordTim on 12/20/2008 11:46:49 AM EST

If and only if (none / 0)
a finger pull is involved.

by z1p101 on 12/21/2008 07:22:02 AM EST

you have point (none / 0)
If it for a laugh then go on, but if it like a wedding are something then go to the bathroom.

by Trickpatez on 12/21/2008 03:38:45 PM EST

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Not in My Case (none / 0)
If I were to break wind in public I am afraid alarms would start to go off, Haz Mat and Homeland Security would be called in to investigate.  So no. Not me.

by psyche2 on 12/21/2008 02:11:03 PM EST

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