The Lord does not snack strong!

Email Print posted by Erik 02/24/2008 06:13:25 AM EST

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Did Muhammed really mean to ban Doritos?

In response to the clip on Muslim alcohol policies two weeks ago (Ana: "WHAAAT?!"). Once again the fundamentalist movement shows what's really important in this life. Not some sort of spiritual insight or so, of course, but slavishly adhering to ancient scripture in every last detail of your life.

From The Daily Mail:

"Furious Muslims have heavily criticised Walkers crisps after it emerged that certain varieties of the manufacturer's products contain trace elements of alcohol. 

Some crisp types use minute amounts of alcohol as a chemical agent to extract certain flavours."

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At least Cooler Ranch seems to be safe. (none / 1)

This marks the beginning of the end for fundamentalist Muslims.  Of all of the terrible things they've done, this is by far the worst. 

In South America the slogan for Doritos is "Where's the party at?" (or "Donde es la fiesta?").  Well we certainly know where it's not.  Thanks a lot God.

by Spencer on 02/24/2008 06:51:07 AM EST

Amen! (none / 1)

by ihavenobias on 02/24/2008 11:28:41 AM EST

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