Post-vacation wrap-up [NSFW]

I recently completed a vacation that included a short absence from Young Turks. I skimmed some of the threads posted during my absence and I have a few thoughts on their contents and their omissions.

I recently completed a vacation that included a short absence from Young Turks. I skimmed some of the threads posted during my absence and I have a few thoughts on their contents and their omissions.
Were there really grown men weeping like a fucking schoolgirl who just witnessed the total destruction of her favorite Barbie doll? And you wept for a fucking speech that did everything but answer the fucking question.
That's right, I was unimpressed by Obama's speech. But I was especially unimpressed by the fucking praise heaped upon it. The mustard and relish sandwich speech does not compare favorably with Abe Lincoln's greatest hits.
We as a nation do not need to have another fucking conversation about race. Every generation is less racist than the one before. We need to stop talking about race and get on with our lives.
But we could use an answer to the question of why Obama joined and then stayed in a church led by a "crazy uncle" who claims that our government purposely created HIV to commit genocide against black people. If you're the guy who can bring us together to get things changed, why were you unable or unwilling to correct the reverend's belief in a ludicrous conspiracy theory? If you're unable to change the mind of your good friend and spiritual mentor, why do you think you can change the mind of Kim Jong Il or Ayatollah Khamenei?
I suspect that the truth Obama is unwilling to tell us is that he joined the church because he needed some street cred. A community activist -- a bullshit artist -- who went to an expensive private high school in Hawaii and Harvard needs to show that he understands where black people are coming from, so he joined a megachurch led by a lunatic.
Geraldine Ferraro goes down
The former VP candidate had the nerve to speak the truth. How dare her!
Voter turnout predicts the future
Don't get carried away based on how many people are voting in the Democratic primaries. High turnout now is no guarantee of victory in November.
Democrats are more enthusiastic, so they're going to win
George McGovern had large crowds of enthusiastic young people at his rallies, and we know how that turned out.
A few days after invading Iran, John McCain will reinstate the draft
Get fucking real. McCain will not invade Iran. And wouldn't it take Congress to reinstate the draft?
Banging gavels
Now I know I said I would pound the gavel when we hit 50% of the states, but the real end of the race is when someone gets 270 EVs. At that point its time to fold up the tent and go home. So I shall halt the gavel a centimeter from the table top and wait for McCain to get the 270 EVs in the next couple of states, before declaring him the decisive winner against both dems.
Adamg does not have the best record for making predictions, especially when gavels are involved:
BANG! BANG! BANG! Record the time, 12:25 AM Eastern Standard Time, May 17, 2006. I am offically making a Young Turks ruling. WAR WITH IRAN IS IMMINENT! IT IS OFFICIALLY UNAVOIDABLE!
So, how did the war turn out, Adamg?
You don't need polls from all fifty states to predict the outcome. There are many states that can be safely predicted to go to one or the other candidate without taking a poll. Arizona will go to McCain. Oregon will go to the Democrat. You only need polls from those few battleground states that can swing either way. And you need to wait until the polls are measuring something meaningful. It's too early.
Saddam linked with al Qaeda
MedfordTim, you wanted to know how they're going to spin this. Just look for the guy who wrote the book on the link.
Omissions
Osama bin Laden released a new cut from his next album of duets with Tupac. When was the last time he provided any evidence that he is still alive? Osama -- not Tupac.
No mention of Arthur C. Clarke? Is this the internet? The man was a scientist who started us down the path to communication satellites in geosynchronous orbit. He collaborated with Kubrick on an iconic film. He wrote books that inspired many to become scientists and engineers.
No mention of David Mamet? Is everyone so mesmerized by Obama that Mamet's essay didn't register?
Rating comments
Let's not get confused by one word descriptions of the ratings. A rating of five means that no matter how poorly written, how many misspellings and grammatical mistakes, how illogical, I agree totally with your collectivist twaddleknockery. A rating of one means that no matter how well written, logical and topical, I hope you get both arms torn off in an industrial accident and never post another comment as long as you live.
Finally
Here is a little video for you:
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