OK, for real this time: Chelsea Clinton and Sean Astin @ ND tomorrow. What should I ask them?

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Got questions?  Maybe I can get you answers.

(in b4 "are you single, and what are you doing later," though I won't rule it out for the Chelster)

Yeah, I know, this happened with Santorum and I bailed.  Sorry.  I had a meeting at the time.  But this will be right after a meeting and I'll be right in the right spot on campus.  So hit me.
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OK, for real this time: Chelsea Clinton and Sean Astin @ ND tomorrow. What should I ask them? | 18 comments (18 topical, 0 hidden)
Just ask them the Santorum questions anyway. (none / 0)

But really, you could just ask Sean Astin why he's there,
and then ask Chelsea what Corey Feldman was like in person on the set of Goonies.

You'd be a hit on YouTube. 

by Spencer on 03/25/2008 11:45:48 PM EST

Ask her (none / 0)
Ask her if she ever caught Monica kneeling in front of her dad.

by schmoab on 03/26/2008 12:38:20 AM EST

Questions for Chelsea (none / 0)
On 01 March 1999, you were celebrating your 19th birthday, on vacation with your parents in Utah, when your mother abruptly ended the vacation and flew back to Washington without your father. Why did she do it?

(Follow up question.) How does it feel to know that your father is a serial rapist, and your mother enables this behavior in an effort to gain political power? 

(Follow up question.) Are you planning to vote for Obama in an effort to bring this long national nightmare to an end?

Thank You.
Your Friend,
KenTX

by KenTX on 03/26/2008 12:47:58 AM EST

Wow, wet blanket much? (3.00 / 2)
You know what?  Just for fun, ask Ken's questions to Sean Astin instead of Chelsea.  I'm sure hilarity will ensue.

by OneHitKill on 03/26/2008 05:45:41 AM EST

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Yes (none / 0)
That's a great idea.  Consider it ranked perfect.

by Spencer on 03/26/2008 06:04:02 AM EST

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"She didn't suck my Dad's dick!" (none / 0)
I think Sean Astin might do better with the question than Chelsea. Here's how she handled a similar question yesterday.

by KenTX on 03/26/2008 07:53:43 AM EST

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Butler University Men for Hillary (none / 0)
Take a close look at the young college men who are supporting Hillary in this clip. Have you ever seen a more desperate group of losers, willing to do anything to get laid?

by KenTX on 03/26/2008 04:29:46 PM EST

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Um....they ARE college guys.... (none / 1)

Have you ever seen a more desperate group of losers, willing to do anything to get laid?

Of course, I have.  And if you went to college, so have you. 

by OneHitKill on 03/26/2008 10:36:37 PM EST

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Ask Her (none / 0)
What size flak jacket she wore...

by MRFred on 03/26/2008 09:15:37 AM EST

Yeah, really (none / 0)
Did you feel betrayed when your dad sent you to Bosnia to dodge sniper fire?


by richardshort2001 on 03/26/2008 11:35:08 AM EST

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Also (none / 1)
  1. Was it hard to run in a flack jacket carrying bouquets of flowers?
  2. Did you ask your dad why he was trying to get mom fragged?
  3. Did your dad ask you to fall down on purpose while running, as a "joke", so mom would come back to see if you were Ok. ( then go back to question 2)
  4. Did your pastor ever talk about the impeachment, if so what did he say?
  5. How many NSC meetings did your mom attend as first lady?
  6. Did you mother ever say things like
  • miserable cocksucker
  • you couldn't even wait until after Iowa?...stupid horney bastard
  • she had what?
  • keep that thing away from me you asshole
  • why is that whore calling here at 3 AM? NO BILL...Im not talking about the Attorney General
  • Your a bigger idiot than tha half witted brother of yours

by MRFred on 03/26/2008 11:59:07 AM EST

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You even provided an outline. (none / 0)
This is impressive.

by KenTX on 03/26/2008 04:10:39 PM EST

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OK, here's what I got (none / 0)
A little video, some pictures, and some good audio, including my question which she did NOT like.  Heh.

I'll get this stuff put together and posted, and send it on to Cenk and/or Dave if they're interested.

by jarett on 03/26/2008 12:13:56 PM EST

How about... (none / 0)

Was Samwise gay for Frodo?  C'mon, tell us, we'll keep it between us and the wall.

 

Would Chelsea do Obama?  (If she knew her mom would never know) 

by bfaul on 03/26/2008 02:02:45 PM EST

Sorry Jarrett (none / 0)
I know you were looking for serious questions but I came up empty.

by bfaul on 03/26/2008 02:05:55 PM EST

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Girls Gone Stupid (none / 0)

I know it's too late for any new questions, but I'm really curious about whether Chelsea is jealous of the Bush girls, who seem to have had a more....shall we say "fun?"....adolesc ence. 

And sub-question:  How would Chelsea react if Jenna tried to make out with her at a party?

by OneHitKill on 03/26/2008 10:39:40 PM EST

Jenna Bush (none / 0)
is pretty cool.

by KenTX on 03/26/2008 10:52:47 PM EST

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I put this together real fast: (none / 0)
http://www.nd.edu/~jdeange2 Chelsea

it's a hack job, but everything is there apart from a long speech by Sean Astin which I am re-encoding for later upload.

by jarett on 03/27/2008 01:41:25 AM EST

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