The party of 'Family Values' brings you...

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If you have kids, you're gonna want to give 'em a hug after this...

If you have kids, you're gonna want to give 'em a hug after this...
Say out loud: "President Bush is a compassionate conservative christian with a calling to bring peace, freedom, and democracy to Iraq and the Middle East."
If you can get through it without throwing up in your mouth a little bit, you have a career waiting for you at the RNC!
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