President Hussein Obama Proposes Islamic Reforms, Jihad Programs at State of the Union

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[Reuters] President Hussein Obama was met with a warm welcome from Congress in his third State of the Union address on Tuesday, as Obama's outline for his vision for the future of America was received with resounding enthusiasm.

<h3 class="post-title entry-title">[Reuters] President Hussein Obama was met with a warm welcome from congress in his third State of the Union address on Tuesday, as Obama's outline for his vision for the future of America was received with resounding enthusiasm.

Just a few years ago it would have been unthinkable to imagine that Americans could be so overwhelmingly supportive of the nations first Muslim-American president. After recovering from the shock wave of Obama's public admission of his true Islamic faith following his 2009 inauguration, President Obama has garnered the widest public approval of any president since presidential approval polls began in 1937 and has proven his capabilities as a religious and moral leader.

"They said it couldn't be done. They said that America wasn't ready for the kind of genuine change represented in the suras. Well I have a message for those that doubted our movement: the State of our Union is strong [applause]. I am here tonight to tell those that would oppose hope that we cannot be silenced, that we will not sit by idly while the Christian fear-mongers attempt to divide our Muslim nation, that we have overcome the politics of fear to create one nation, under Allah, one great united Islamic States of America. [applause]"

The President has used his surge of public support to push through the Congress the most radical reform in the history of the presidency. Among the array of ambitious reforms proposed at tonight's State of the Union address was Obama's request for full funding of his Bomb for America Program. The proposed program, which would provide stipend and material funding for college graduates to disseminate the virtues of jihad to underprivileged youth of American cities, attracted considerable buzz from the House Chamber.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nevada) extolled the proposal as a force for change. "Democrats are committed to addressing the lack of religious education in America. We ask for Republicans to stand with us on this monumental proposal."

After the Hussein Obama's Defense of Modesty reforms swept through both houses of Congress this past week, the BFA program is expected to receive similar Congressional support.

Nominees from The People's Alliance of Al-Qaeda (PAAQ) wing of the Democratic Party are expected to sweep the remaining primaries, as mistrust of Christian Americans displays itself in voter turnout. "[T]he American people are tired of Christian minority groups dictating the future of our nation," Muslim congressman Keith Ellison (DFL-Minnesota) reported to CNN analyst John King following the address. "It is time for a change, and the Twelfth Imam has proven that he is the most capable and trustworthy vessel for realizing that change. And when he says change, we can trust that he means change to the true ideals of the Qur'an."

After criticizing Obama for taking PAAQ money in his re-election campaign just a few weeks ago, conservative pundit Bill Ahmad Shah Kristol conceded that Hussein Obama's public executions of Christian dissidents have been in the best interests of the nation. "Those who refused to submit to the will of Allah following the passage of the Protection of Shahadah Act were breaking the law of the land. They deserve no pity for their dissent, and frankly I'm glad that Obama enforced has decided to enforce the law."

The President's weekly radio address this past Sunday, now conducted solely in Arabic, outlined the PAAQ's strategy for taking over congress in the 2012 elections. Hussein Obama's Purification of American Society platform, a recurring topic of discussion in his weekly radio addresses, is among the issues that PAAQ nominees have been pushing in their elections against more liberal Democratic Party candidates.

"The old wing of the party just doesn't understand that Americans are ready for a Muslim majority in congress. If Obama had been honest about his radical Muslim tendencies, the bigoted Washington elite would have prevented him from pushing genuine Qur'anic reform," commented Secretary of State Oprah Abi Bakr Winfrey at this morning's press conference.</h3>
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Hate to say, it's pretty lame stuff.  Don't quit your day job.

SAM: What's new, Normie?
NORM: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.

by Spinny on 03/04/2008 08:26:07 AM EST


There it is:  ;-)

SAM: What's new, Normie?
NORM: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.

by Spinny on 03/04/2008 08:27:01 AM EST

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at least that's what I thought....

by chrisandyasemin on 03/04/2008 11:01:49 AM EST


I have a sense that he might think this is what it would be in an Obama Presidency...

I dont even agree with this, and y'all know I dont like Obama and his cult followers...

Be careful, posters...

by bobo1 on 03/04/2008 11:10:50 AM EST


No feeding the trolls

by LORD FOUL on 03/04/2008 11:26:24 AM EST


SAM: What's new, Normie?
NORM: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.

by Spinny on 03/04/2008 11:36:14 AM EST

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I saw this exact same scenario play out with regards to a story in an online student run paper.  They had some discussion about race going and a kid who's well-known in the area for raising a ruckus (he said he understood how the VT shooter could kill classmates) wrote an op-ed about Asians.  It was clearly satire meant to jump-start a discussion about race relations.  But the uproar was so loudly directed at this kid for being insensitive that they're talking about shutting down the "paper" and how awful the J-school is.  I guess it gave people an out so they wouldn't have to think about how terribly segregated the campus and town are.

 

People just don't get satire.  I would figure TYT listeners would be able to pick up on it a little quicker.   

by schmoab on 03/04/2008 11:56:33 AM EST


and its usually written about something that has already happened so there is a fgrame of reference to go by...Ill go read Gullivers Travels if I want Satire...

This is just shit. Unfunny and meaningless shit..

Thanks

by bobo1 on 03/04/2008 12:10:44 PM EST

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If you actually read my post, the frame of reference is...now.  I appreciate your thoughtful criticism of my post.

by Godnah on 03/04/2008 12:40:01 PM EST

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but it still came across really shitty. I dont think a lot of readers here see it within that "now" context, but I appreciate your posting. I hope it generates discussion as to what can be done to avoid these perceptions about Obama...

Thanks

by bobo1 on 03/04/2008 01:01:31 PM EST

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You guys are really harsh.  This seemed at least moderately funny when I wrote it, but I'm 1000% open to how I could have approached this from a different comedic vantage.

by Godnah on 03/04/2008 12:09:28 PM EST


You didn't seem the type to be writing this in seriousness--but sorry to say it still came across pretty lame to me.  I don't know, just some droll bite seemed to be missing.  Not like I'm a creative writing major or anything.  Just saying.

SAM: What's new, Normie?
NORM: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.

by Spinny on 03/04/2008 12:15:41 PM EST

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How about McCain as the Crypt Keeper talking about how wonderful it is to stay in Iraq for 100 years

by LORD FOUL on 03/04/2008 02:19:09 PM EST

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I used to post on the TYT site all the time and stopped for exactly this reason.  Trolls and stupid meaningless posts.  Some things will never change...I'll look around for something else that may be worth my time.

"Like lipstick on a pig"

by TJD on 03/04/2008 05:10:07 PM EST


This is all hat and no cattle ;)

by pictman on 03/04/2008 07:24:12 PM EST


FUN FACT!

The author of a new topic can delete the entire ensuing thread when the response from other users becomes too embarrassing to bear. 

by OneHitKill on 03/04/2008 08:40:25 PM EST


I want whatever Godnah is on!

by djm912 on 03/04/2008 09:16:33 PM EST


Wow.  Just wow.  I'm tempted to think that TYT forum readers are fucking clueless, but I'll give you guys the benefit of the doubt and assume that you didn't read past the tite.

Will someone that actually read my post explain to the others what they are missing?

by Godnah on 03/04/2008 10:10:43 PM EST


We did read it...it just sucked...thats all...

Sorry to be the voice of reality once again...

Thanks for trying...

by bobo1 on 03/05/2008 12:40:51 AM EST

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