<h3 class="post-title entry-title">[Reuters] President Hussein Obama was met with a warm welcome from congress in his third State of the Union address on Tuesday, as Obama's outline for his vision for the future of America was received with resounding enthusiasm.
Just a few years ago it would have been unthinkable to imagine that Americans could be so overwhelmingly supportive of the nations first Muslim-American president. After recovering from the shock wave of Obama's public admission of his true Islamic faith following his 2009 inauguration, President Obama has garnered the widest public approval of any president since presidential approval polls began in 1937 and has proven his capabilities as a religious and moral leader.
"They said it couldn't be done. They said that America wasn't ready for the kind of genuine change represented in the suras. Well I have a message for those that doubted our movement: the State of our Union is strong [applause]. I am here tonight to tell those that would oppose hope that we cannot be silenced, that we will not sit by idly while the Christian fear-mongers attempt to divide our Muslim nation, that we have overcome the politics of fear to create one nation, under Allah, one great united Islamic States of America. [applause]"
The President has used his surge of public support to push through the Congress the most radical reform in the history of the presidency. Among the array of ambitious reforms proposed at tonight's State of the Union address was Obama's request for full funding of his Bomb for America Program. The proposed program, which would provide stipend and material funding for college graduates to disseminate the virtues of jihad to underprivileged youth of American cities, attracted considerable buzz from the House Chamber.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nevada) extolled the proposal as a force for change. "Democrats are committed to addressing the lack of religious education in America. We ask for Republicans to stand with us on this monumental proposal."
After the Hussein Obama's Defense of Modesty reforms swept through both houses of Congress this past week, the BFA program is expected to receive similar Congressional support.
Nominees from The People's Alliance of Al-Qaeda (PAAQ) wing of the Democratic Party are expected to sweep the remaining primaries, as mistrust of Christian Americans displays itself in voter turnout. "[T]he American people are tired of Christian minority groups dictating the future of our nation," Muslim congressman Keith Ellison (DFL-Minnesota) reported to CNN analyst John King following the address. "It is time for a change, and the Twelfth Imam has proven that he is the most capable and trustworthy vessel for realizing that change. And when he says change, we can trust that he means change to the true ideals of the Qur'an."
After criticizing Obama for taking PAAQ money in his re-election campaign just a few weeks ago, conservative pundit Bill Ahmad Shah Kristol conceded that Hussein Obama's public executions of Christian dissidents have been in the best interests of the nation. "Those who refused to submit to the will of Allah following the passage of the Protection of Shahadah Act were breaking the law of the land. They deserve no pity for their dissent, and frankly I'm glad that Obama enforced has decided to enforce the law."
The President's weekly radio address this past Sunday, now conducted solely in Arabic, outlined the PAAQ's strategy for taking over congress in the 2012 elections. Hussein Obama's Purification of American Society platform, a recurring topic of discussion in his weekly radio addresses, is among the issues that PAAQ nominees have been pushing in their elections against more liberal Democratic Party candidates.
"The old wing of the party just doesn't understand that Americans are ready for a Muslim majority in congress. If Obama had been honest about his radical Muslim tendencies, the bigoted Washington elite would have prevented him from pushing genuine Qur'anic reform," commented Secretary of State Oprah Abi Bakr Winfrey at this morning's press conference.</h3>