Why Do Men And Women Go Too Far? (Friday Fun Thread)
posted by ihavenobias 04/04/2008 07:15:53 PM EST

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Men and women will go very far to look good for the opposite sex. I understand that completely and don't have anything against that concept generally speaking.
I don't want to get into a discussion of plastic surgery (that's a whole other topic), but I do want to talk about the things people will do short of surgery that they
think makes them look better.
First off, why do people tan *too much*? I understand people not wanting to look pasty, but
is dark orange a sexy skin tone?
I mean, I don't know many people who find that attractive, but the people who are actually over-tanning *think* other people find it attractive.
Both men and women are guilty of this, although IME,
women are more likely to fall victim to thinking they aren't tan enough despite so much time in the tanning bed.
How about working out? Obviously to look better, anyone and everyone would benefit from some weight lifting and cardio. But then you have the workout warriors who take it too far.
If you want to be a bodybuilder because you enjoy it, ok. But
do you expect the majority of women to find that attractive? If you don't care, again, great, you don't have to. I just don't get the "more is better" mentality for people who *do* care.
And obviously the more is better mentality destroys a lot of pretty women. They go from
curvy to
flat and ripped. Sometimes they just stop eating and are
way too skinny. Ok, so Kelly doesn't look completely bad in that one pic (flat and ripped), but I shouldn't have to work so hard to convince you
she's taken it way too far. You could use those legs to fill out a
scantron test.
Finally, we have women who think blondes always have more fun. And hey, there are plenty of attractive blondes for sure. But first off, white isn't blonde, and secondly, one of the worst possible combinations is someone who tans too much and on top of it, dyes their hair light blonde (I spent way too much time looking for pictures, but everyone knows what this looks like).
To top it off they might put on way too much makeup (especially eye makeup) and too much jewlery.
For men, to top off the too tan they might also wear too much jewlery and spray on too much cologne (that's more of a guido thing, I know).
PS---I realize that "too much" is subjective and that individual preferences vary. I'm just giving my opinion and I'm confident most people agree. But hey, if you think ripped, super tan, light blonde women with lots of eye make up are hot (or that
the main guys on the cover of Flex magazine who sleep in the sun are sexy), please, let us know. And yes, the guys on Flex are injecting, of course.
Speaking of injecting...
NO ONE is going to defend this.