05/10/2008 01:25:16 PM EST
I believe I just got a "push-pull"
posted by MedfordTim
I don't normally answer my phone before screening through an answering machine. This morning I was half expecting a call from someone, so when it rang I picked up. Damn if it wasn't a survey! Asked if I would participate, I agreed - if it was to be political in nature. After a moment of "Uh, I don't know, no, no, YES!" the questions started.
The standard stuff - Age, registration, party affiliation, ethnicity. One I found interesting, "Regardless of party affiliation, do you consider yourself more a Democrat, Republican, or Independent?" I liked that question. It's a good one to ask.
Then we got down to the gritty of the nitty...
After some easy to answer "Who you gonna vote for" and "Should Hillary get out?" types, the lady asked how I felt about Obama wanting to "stop the sale of handguns" and I put her brakes on. "Waitaminnet! I think that is a misrepresentation of his stance." She replied, "Well there is the memo from his time in Chicago in his own words in which he says that he wants to..." "Hold it, " I interrupted, "I've seen and read that memo, and there is a typewritten part and a handwritten addition - which part are you talking about?"
"Oh," she said, "I see you're pretty up on these things...you've done your research."
"Yeah, I try to keep up as much as possible..." I hear a male voice in the background and the lady says, "I've just been told that we already have our total for this survey and we don't need your input after all."
"Say, what?"
She repeated the same with the hurried addition of "My supervisor is right here, would you like to talk to him?" We bandied back and forth, until I realized I was hearing but not listening. She was giving me the universal minimum-wage phone bank caller plea for mercy, and I was ignoring it. She obviously was in an ugly situation not of her making and didn't need the hassle. That was why her boss was getting the "big bucks." Once I caught on, I said "Sure, let me talk to him."
I asked him, "Why is it that when I get asked a push-pull type question and have the facts at hand, the survey stops?" He gave me a story about the caller getting the wrong list. I poo-pooed the notion. So, I asked him what the name of the survey group is.
Ever see a movie where the guy attached to a lie detector just got asked a question he wasn't expecting, and really, really doesn't want to answer? I could almost see the guy reaching for his collar.
"Um, eh, ahh, PSA Inc." At least, I think it was an "A" on the end. I asked him to repeat it twice more and I still couldn't figure out whether he said "A" or "I." I asked him what it stood for.
"What?"
"What do the initials stand for?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing? Are you serious?"
"Right, they don't stand for anything, they're just letters - like CBS"
"Like CBS?? CBS stands for 'Columbia Broadcasting System'! They aren't 'just letters'! What do yours stand for?"
"Nothing, nothing at all. We're sorry to have troubled you, thanksforyourtime," and he hung up.
Wish I knew what other questions they had...