<snark> Lie berman: Hamas "endorses" Obama
posted by MedfordTim 05/13/2008 01:57:00 PM EST
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"I do believe he is like John Kennedy, great man with great principle, and he has a vision to change America to make it in a position to lead the world community but not with domination or arrogance." - Ahmed Yousef, Political Advisor to former Palestinian Prime Minister
In the wake of Senator Joe Lie berman's charges that Hamas has "endorsed" (*text above) Senator Barrack Obama's bid for the United States Presidency and conflated the words to include Hezbollah, Iran, and the utter destruction of Israel, it appears that a flood of tangential accusations have erupted from the Right in much the same vein.
Read on...
"Position? Dominance? Arrogance? It is clear to me that Obama is a SadoMasochist and Hamas can't wait to get him in their dungeon and dress him up in a Gimp uniform and treat him like a bitch! Is THAT what we want in a leader of our great nation? Think of the children - HEY! Not THAT way!" - Brant Bozzelll, Focus On YOUR Family, Not Mine
"Oh, Obama has a "vision," does he? Is he having a flashback to the days when he was snorting whiskey and drinking cocaine while licking the backside of frogs and taking "tokes" off "blunts" in a hotel room full of hookers - some of them Trannies! - and had a vision of becoming President? Do we really want a Drug Cartel proxy in charge of the DEA and CIA?" - Linseed Graham Cracker, known McCain butt boy and holder of the lowest Mensa tryout score ever recorded
"Obama terrorist Bill Ayres Obama Weathermen madrassa Hamas Obama Osama Obama Osama Reverend Obama Wright Hezbollah Obama Bin Laden Iran nuclear obliterate Obama Saddam Obama WMD in Syria. Any rational person can see the connections!" - the Hannity robot, serving Republicans with not a hair out of place since 1998
"....." - Alan Colmes
"If this doesn't PROVE that Obama is a spy for the enemies of America, I don't know the difference between a loofah and a falafel! And the O'Lielly Fucktor wants an answer to the question: Is Hamas FRENCH?? We've sent our crack investigative team, hundreds of investigative professionals...that is, Jesse Watters...to ferret out the TRUTH behind the story. And by TRUTH we mean how many children Obama has abducted, how many blonds he has made disappear, and how many videos of girls in bikinis he has that we can use for our "B" roll. I'll let you have the last word, until I interrupt you." - Bull O'Lielly, chief propagandist for FAUX news, known sexual harasser of subordinates, and perennial winner of "Worst Person in the World"
"Hamas? I LOVE Hamas! Especially on a Ritz - everything goes better on a Ritz, you know. Does Obama like Hamas on a Ritz, too? I had no idea we agreed on anything, that young #(&*sucker! Doesn't he realize this is all I've been dreaming of for more years than he's been ALIVE? Or, for that matter, 2/3 of the human race has been alive? After that rich boy prick in MY White House torpedoed my chances in 2000, I've had to twist and turn and flip and flop just to make myself seem like I'm everything to everybody, even though I'm more to the right than GWB, who OUGHT to have been the one they kept under the front porch? Do you think I should ask John Kerry to be my V.P.? Where did that delicious Hamas go? Cindy, you trollop, you #$@^! Bring me a snack, NOW! ...and a Depends..." - Grumpy McSame, the candidate morons think is a viable alternative to Obama
"Yousef can back whoever he wants, it's a free country! Personally, I like McCain. Have you seen how hot his Stepford wife is? Grrrrrrrrr! Woof! Woof! Huba hubba, mamacita muy caliente! Makes me forget all about Whitney Houston! I mean, think on it - why would I back someone who might actually find me over a guy who can't tell whether I'm a Sunni, a Shi'a, or a Hasidic Jew? Get real! McCain means job security for me - at LEAST 100 years worth! Who knows with Obama? My job could become obsolete within 4 years, and then where would I be? Walmart doesn't like greeters dragging dialysis machines behind them!" Olama Sin Baden, from his luxurious suite in an undisclosed location (the Beverly Hills Hotel)
"Did you notice he was BLACK?" - long running Public Service Announcement
"Mommy, have you seen Ruggy?" - Take a guess....
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