The Young Turks

Oompa loompa doopadee doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doopadee dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get
When your opponent won't quit?
Both of your chances
Turning to shit
What happens when
You don't end your campaign?
You end up electing

Grampa McCain!

(I don't like the look of it...)

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Campaigning's fine
if it's just for a while
It stops you from voting
and forces your smile
But staying too long

Is repulsive and wrong
When your chances are
mathematically gone

(The way that a Clinton does...)

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in debt-free-ness too
like The Obamas doom-pa-dee-do


Doom-pa-dee-DO!