McCain Charm Offensive

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While Obama and Hillary are beating each other’s brains out in the Eternal Democrat Primary, John McCain is developing an image as the cool guy everyone wants to have a beer with.

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McCain Charm Offensive | 28 comments (28 topical, 0 hidden)
I love you Ken, you brighten my day (none / 0)
God knows voting for the guy you wanna have beer with worked last time.

by Randomambusher on 05/19/2008 12:38:09 AM EST

Beer? Dont you mean (none / 0)

Metamucil! Its a great way to maintain youthfull regularity while making friends!Metamucil along with a heart-healthy diet and exercise, can help you make a difference for a healthy lifestyle!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When John is on those long campaign trips he depends on Ensure to provide a complete source of balanced nutrition!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing more embarasing that having you denture slip while giving a speech!Only Poligrip® has the unique patented Ooze-Control Tip® for less ooze and strong all-day hold!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

by MRFred on 05/19/2008 12:51:35 AM EST

The Terminated (none / 0)
If McCain wins maybe his suits can be covered in patches advertising those products and others for septagenerians.  He can appeal to the South and its NASCAR crowd while displaying his love of (whorring for) corporate America.

by ProfRich on 05/19/2008 12:58:25 AM EST

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and (none / 0)

"When John is on those long campaign trips he depends on Ensure to provide a complete source of balanced nutrition!"

Two other things he depends on:

Body armor 

strolling and shopping 

and of course Depends: 

real security 

by bfaul on 05/19/2008 09:45:16 AM EST

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Beer (none / 0)
If I could have a beer with someone who wants to be president, and I look at who I actually drink beer with...I would certainly NOT want that person in office! 

Blog: http://perspectivos.blogspo t.com/

by Nick86 on 05/19/2008 01:29:50 AM EST

Obama;s charm offensive (none / 0)
Obama drew a record breaking crowd in excess of 75 thousand today

thats alot of people that want to have a beer with him .. right kentroll?

by Chinese Democracy on 05/19/2008 03:50:09 AM EST

Right, right. (none / 0)
But how many of those people wanted to have a beer with him?  Let's keep our eyes on what really matters.

by Spencer on 05/19/2008 07:22:58 AM EST

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More McCain on SNL (none / 0)
The guy has a sense of humor, unlike Democrats.

by KenTX on 05/19/2008 09:04:21 AM EST

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Now Ken that's not fair... (none / 0)

of course we have a sense of humor. You wouldn't be here if we didn't.

 

 

 

by MRFred on 05/19/2008 10:08:15 AM EST

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I guess you forgot (none / 0)
That both Obama and Clinton did Letterman's Top 10 list and that Obama was on the Daily Show (don't know about Hillary).  I saw SNL with McCain and I was laughing at him more than I was laughing with him.  Is there really a point to this thread?

"Like lipstick on a pig"

by TJD on 05/19/2008 10:30:05 AM EST

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the point (none / 0)
Obama can't deliver a line without a teleprompter. He is more stiff than Al Gore, and more haughty than John Kerry. Once again, you guys have managed to nominate a man in the mold of Mondale, Dukakis, McGovern, Kerry, Gore, Humphrey, Carter.

by KenTX on 05/19/2008 11:09:28 AM EST

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Couldn't be more true, Ken! (none / 0)

Run with it.  All the way to the White House!

So far your platform seems to be:

  • Lets talk a lot about high gas prices.
  • 100 years in Iraq.
  • More wars, my friend.
  • John McCain is soooooo funny.
  • Barack Obama is a terrible speaker.
  • Stay the course on economics.

You are constructing quite the juggernaut here, Ken. 

by ProfRich on 05/19/2008 11:22:55 AM EST

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OH, WV, PA, NH, MO, MI (none / 0)
People in these states prefer to vote for candidates "like them". Barack Obama is not "like them". My new 527 was created with the mission of explaining that Obama does not share the values of Middle Class America and Rural America.

by KenTX on 05/19/2008 11:40:34 AM EST

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Good luck with that... (none / 0)

Hummm let me see,

"People in these states prefer to vote for candidates "like them"

What kind of people could Ken be talking about ?

Oh here's a few posing for Kens 527  supporters page, these guys are from the "IN" chapter...and they are deffinitely "like them".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kens 527 has room for the ladies" like them " too!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here are the voters the Party of Family Values, the Party of Lincoln, want to cultivate,  people "like them"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here is the entrance to the KenTX 527s new version of "

Its a Small World After All"...especially for people like them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

by MRFred on 05/19/2008 12:53:16 PM EST

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Whistling In The Graveyard (none / 0)

I guess any one would appear "haughty" when compared with the "decider". How dare Obama use coherent complete sentences! He must be using a different "strategery" than Republicans are use to. Its called literacy. Refreshing isn't it...

But once again your full of shit...

  Obama can't deliver a line without a teleprompter.

I know you favorite game is "Where's Waldo" so wheres the teleprompter here? 

 

 Or here..

 

or here 

 

 or here


by MRFred on 05/19/2008 11:32:57 AM EST

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That's right (none / 0)
because SNL is all improv...

Palin in 2012? Bitch, please! No, really, please run in 2012, bitch. ;)

by richardshort2001 on 05/19/2008 11:34:56 AM EST

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Ha (none / 0)
McCain has such a well developed sense of humor that he calls his wife a trollop and a cunt.  Ooooopsie-doopsie.

by reba on 05/19/2008 10:42:45 AM EST

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Lets not forget (none / 0)

His hilarious Wierd Al style spoof of the Beach Boys song with its big punchline of sending 1,000s of American troops to kill and die in a foriegn land.  It had to be funny because it cracked Grampa Death up.

Good times.... 

by ProfRich on 05/19/2008 11:15:16 AM EST

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Ah (none / 0)
Does anyone actually believe that McCain came up with those jokes on his own? Do you think that the SNL crew would allow him to ad lib? Can you not see how everything was timed for comedic effect? Did you not see McCain reading off a teleprompter, notice his eyes were unnaturally fixed on something? Its really sad and scary when someone's own SENSES cannot even tell him the reality, indoctrinated pig. 

Blog: http://perspectivos.blogspo t.com/

by Nick86 on 05/19/2008 11:42:48 AM EST

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Not trying to pick on you..(ok maybe a little) (none / 0)
but it seems in addition to not being able to link, you seem to rarely reply to the correct comment.

Crazy Canadians!

Palin in 2012? Bitch, please! No, really, please run in 2012, bitch. ;)

by richardshort2001 on 05/19/2008 11:51:15 AM EST

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No (none / 0)
I did that on purpose...;) There is a method to my madness

Blog: http://perspectivos.blogspo t.com/

by Nick86 on 05/19/2008 12:21:16 PM EST

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Humor (none / 0)
The guy has a sense of humor, unlike Democrats.
 
Are you kidding?  All we ever do is humor you. 

by OneHitKill on 05/19/2008 09:50:01 PM EST

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true (none / 0)
I lost sight of the beer factor.

by Chinese Democracy on 05/19/2008 02:51:01 PM EST

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That's my hometown Portland (none / 0)
Never been prouder of being a native Oregonian.  I like how people are saying that this crowd was a result of Oregon having a warm sunny day and people having nothing better to do.  HA!!  As if a warm sunny day inspires people to stand in a line 23 blocks long for three hours.

by desertpear on 05/19/2008 03:44:18 PM EST

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I was there (none / 0)
People did not turn out because of a "warm sunny day". I had my wife and kids stay at home because the heat was oppressive. There was a line 10 people wide, and about a mile long snaking through downtown portland to get in, much of it standing in open sun. At the end they had to stand in more lines to get through 2 layers of security, TSA and Secret Service. The volunteer docents were really suffering, believe me. Then people had to sit on the lawn in the blazing sun for 2 hours before Obama came out. Everyone in that crowd was tired by that time. He still got'em going. Yes it was a beautiful day in Portland, and a beautiful setting on the Willamette River. But people stood out there in that hot sun in spite of the weather, not because of it.

by hazmat on 05/19/2008 03:55:04 PM EST

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you don't have to convince me (none / 0)
I was tempted to drive the two hours to Portland, but once I heard that there might be 40 to 50 thousand people there I decided that I would stay home.  I'm so glad you went!  It has to be about the first time in history that the weather was so accomodating.  Doesn't that prove that god wants Obama to be the president? <insert winky smile here>  But seriously, it was a historic event and really put me in a hopeful mood about politics for the first time in many many years.

by desertpear on 05/19/2008 07:47:06 PM EST

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no subject (none / 0)
I understood your post, I was backing you up--although it could seem like I misread your intention, I didn't. The gathering was very mellow. It was a shock to me to learn later how many people actually came.

by hazmat on 05/19/2008 09:23:02 PM EST

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I know (none / 0)

I knew you were backing me up ;)  Then my comment subject header sounded like I was miffed.

I can't wait until tomorrow's results in Oregon!   

by desertpear on 05/19/2008 10:07:30 PM EST

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