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Ana will win by
30 sec 36%
1 min 9%
1 min 30 27%
2 min 9%
2 min 30 0%
3 min 0%
3 min 30 0%
4 min 0%
ana will lap cenk 18%

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Disasterous... Disasterous... (none / 0)

Cenk is like George W. Bush... You keep misunderestimating him.  Go Cenk!*




*Paid for by the Committee to Embarrass Armenian Ballerinas

by eallgaier on 05/21/2008 08:47:00 AM EST

As far as .... (none / 0)
Armenian Ballerinas go, Cenk is the John Belushi of Armenian Ballerinas. Run like the wind!

by satanisreal on 05/21/2008 02:35:27 PM EST

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We've seen this kind of talk before (none / 0)
Then he whooped Jill easily when it was all over.  Of course Jill did run like my grandmammy.  Now I think Ana is cut from tougher cloth, but I still think it's going to be Cenk's to lose.

by bfaul on 05/21/2008 08:57:37 AM EST

interval training (none / 0)
Cenk, you and I have talked about this on the show before, but you need to start interval training. I'm not playin'. On every lap, on every straightaway, run a 50 yard sprint at 75% max. This will cut your time on game day.

by KenTX on 05/21/2008 09:14:42 AM EST

it might be a heckuva race (none / 0)
I initially thought this would be a no contest, that  Cenk would win easily.  First off, even if I recognize the flaws in Cenk's game, he is used to playing competitive sports, so half way through the race when you are exhausted and you just want to stop, he will be able to continue pressing on while Ana wouldn't be able to sustain the pace.  Also, I didn't have much respect for these guys who train in a gym and then come out for race day on the ground.    Cenk may be overweight, but he jogs regularly - he knows about running.

However, Ana has been training like a wild animal, and I will now keep my mouth shut because I don't know what's going to happen.

David

by yturks on 05/21/2008 10:43:05 AM EST

the real race question (none / 0)
is going to be if Dave's eco-friendly bike riding and tennis playing will pay off in the 100 match up with Jesus?  I put my money on DK even if Jesus's woman still drags him out to the track though unlike Cenk vs. Ana, this will be close. 

by rev24 on 05/21/2008 02:00:35 PM EST

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my money is on Dave in this race eom (none / 0)

by desertpear on 05/21/2008 02:19:41 PM EST

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Overweight? Maybe by Nintendo Wii Standards (none / 0)
I prefer the the term husky for Cenk, and I have full confidence he'll take Ana.  Just think if Ana won.  This is the guy who said if he had the ability to go back in time, he'd ditch wrestling and play more sports like basketball so as to get more lady action.  He can't get enough of basketball and football, runs all the time, and constantly talks the talk.  If he lost to an untrained woman like Ana, his whole world would crumble and would definitely have to pack it in.  Run Cenk, Run!

by rev24 on 05/21/2008 11:49:07 AM EST

we'll see (none / 0)

we turks are good runners though. but I think ana could win by 30 secs.

by azmhyr on 05/21/2008 01:49:25 PM EST

History's Lessons (none / 0)

Evidently Armenians couldn't outrun the Turks or they wouldn't have been wiped out.

(Was that too much?  Did I cross the line there?)

I denounce and reject myself. 

by ProfRich on 05/21/2008 02:00:29 PM EST

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this should be good (none / 0)

Cenk, you began this contest by talking big, and you had me convinced, but Ana went and began training like a mad woman.  To save face, you are going to have to win or we will be subjected to endless reruns of your taunts to Ana.  Ana, you have my respect--I can tell you are in this to win and it sounds like you are already in great condition to run this race.  The real question is--who will do the pre-race drug testing?

by desertpear on 05/21/2008 02:28:42 PM EST

Cenk Versus Jill (none / 0)
After seeing Cenk LAP the Pikester, my money's on Cenk!

by aarnwysock on 05/21/2008 09:10:54 PM EST

ana by this much (none / 0)
running 6 miles 4 to 5 times a week..i going to have to give it to ana by 30sec's...

by Bungle on 05/21/2008 11:36:49 PM EST

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