McCain's medical history?

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John McCain recently released his medical records for the last 8 years.

While most of the reports that I have seen have focused on his relative good health, I have been waiting to here someone ask how much McCain had to pay for the 1000 plus pages of medical attention. Thats 31 pages of tests every three months over the last 8yrs. I wonder how much sleep he has lost worrying about how to pay for all these tests. Oh, that's right, he is special and deserves the health care that he is willing to deny to his fellow americans. I wonder how healthy this 71 year old man would be if we weren't there to pay for his health care! But then again, he has a rich wife to take care of him, right.
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Thats why McCain's choice for VP should be taken just as seriously as  McCain himself! I think the Democrats should play on that if its someone like Huckabee.

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by Nick86 on 05/26/2008 04:26:39 PM EST

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Weren't people/reporters only allowed to look at the 1000 pages of his medical history in 3 hrs? How many pages can possibly be scrutinized in 3 hrs? Random thought, I'd like to see Cindy's medical records, I'll bet there are a couple hundred pages on her painkiller addiction a few hundred on her plastic surgery history and hopefully a few abortions (nothing personally against abortions, but you know how these republicans roll: hypocracy up the wazzoo).

I think with McCain's medical history the one important thing to get out of it is whether or not he's circumsized (I know, a tragic visual that must be forgotten forever...). Circumsized or not the Dems should take that info and like Obama's lapel pin and Hillary's laugh, should focus on it and spin it (ah if only they cared about crap like this) Republican style into a national concern about his character. Here's how:
A) If its circumsized: There is less McCain and as such less president and less man to run the country.
B) If it is not circumsized: He's not into personal hygiene and is more prone to getting STD's and as such is unfit to preside over the free world.

any other suggestions?

by chrisandyasemin on 05/26/2008 04:49:38 PM EST

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http://www.newsweek.com/id/ 138621

McCain's Real Age 63???  If you read the article, you can tell it's bullshit, because they say that the cancer didn't affect his aging, nor his father dying at 70 of heart problems.  Nowhere mentioned in this article is the torture that McCain went through.  Now, it's obviously it's unfortunate that he was tortured, but let's get real.  You're going to just simply ignore that in his health report, when he's had surgeries to repair damage done by the torture?  McCain cannot walk right, he is painfully awkward because of his arthritis, and I would love to see him try to jog up stairs to the podium like Obama does.  How could anyone want a president who might not be able to make a diplomatic engagement because his gout is acting up.  Or god forbid McCain lets one loose in his diaper at a political engagement...it will  make HW's puke look like nothing...

by chrisandyasemin on 05/26/2008 06:03:03 PM EST

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Whispers of doubt about McCain's ability to survive a four-year term are the best argument yet in favor of McCain choosing Hillary as his VP, rather than Obama choosing Hillary as his VP.  As the right-hand woman of the nearly-dead leader of the free world, Hillary could not ask for a better shot at the hot seat.

by OneHitKill on 05/26/2008 10:49:20 PM EST

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