Hillary Clinton's New Axis of Evil
posted by chrisandyasemin 05/07/2008 11:07:20 AM EST
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Anyone remember the SNL skit with Will Ferrell as George Bush, counting the people/things that were in the new Axis of Evil (toward America): well I'm working toward a laundry list of evil doers towards the Hillary campaign, and thus, the new Axis of Evil toward Hillary and the great United States of America, and towards our liberties, rights and everything we stand for (Hillary and America are of course one in the same:
Hillary IS America! You don't even KNOW!) hehe:)
The new Axis of Evil, according to Hillary Clinton:
1. Barack Obama
2. Educated elite voters (thus, non-hard-working-Americans,
I got my degrees by sitting on my ass and doing nothing, of course)
3. White collar America
4. Black folks (do they REALLY know what's best for THEMSELVES?)
5. All those damn young people (too young to know any better)
6. Math (2+2 should be able to have multiple outcomes)
7. Democratic voters are very much a part of the Axis of Evil
8. Republicans, well, they were in but now they're out of the Axis of Evil, because they vote for her, so is Bill O'Reilly, he makes her laugh, so he's out too.
9. Evil Knievel is part of the Axis of Evil, that's a no-brainer
10. Dr. Evil, no, he makes her laught too, so he's out
11. Reality is part of the Axis of Evil, its too inconvienient and real, one should be able to believe and make-believe whatever they want
12. TYT is part of the Axis of Evil, they're the Rebel Headquarters and it makes her nervous, so they're in
OK, I'm out of time here, please feel free to add any more members to the Axis of Evil.
Yasemin
