John McCain's cabinet choices exposed

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A list of confirmed* rumors** of who John McCain intends to put in his cabinet.  Add to the list if you like.***



*Not Really
**Shit I just made up
***Please, only confirmed* rumors

Rudy Guiliani - Secretary of 9/11

George Bush- Secretary of Clearing Brush

Rod Parsley - Secretary of Islamic Relations

John Bolton - UN Ambassador (sometimes you can't get any funnier than the truth)

Ron Paul - Secretary of People Who Are Among the Top 10% Well Off People in the World, Owe All of it to the Government and Still Complain About Having to Pay Taxes.

Rush Limbaugh - Secretary of Racial and Gender Relations

Mike Huckabee - Secretary of Theocratic Revolution

Joe Lieberman - Secretary of Remembering the Differance Between Sunni and Shiites

Larry Craig - Secretary of NOT (NOT!!!) Being at all Gay

Geraldo Rivera - Secretary of Operational Security

Kevin James - Press Secretary

Bill O'Reilly - Who am I kidding no one takes this guy seriously, except Hillary, that is.

Charlie Crist - Director of the Interior (Decorating)
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Good picks, but you forgot (none / 0)

Alan Keyes - Secretary of Token Ethnic Republicans

 

I have also heard rumors about who McCain will chose to head the four new departments Karl Rove is going to help (force) him to create:

 

Ministry of Truth - Sean Hannity

Ministry of Love - Alberto Gonzales

Ministry of Plenty - Michael Chertoff

Ministry of Peace - Dick Cheney

 

by jjpotter on 06/01/2008 11:02:57 PM EST

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