The Party of Jefferson

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Look where Thomas Jefferson is positioned on the political spectrum.

jefferson 

 

He couldn’t be much farther from Democrats like FDR (who was a socialist), or Huey Long (who was a populist).

Newt Gingrich occupies the same grid as Jefferson, and if the graphic were more accurate, Gingrich and Jefferson would be side-by-side, while Reagan would be just to their right.

How in the world can idiots like Thommm Hartmannn ever lay claim to Thomas Jefferson as a Democrat?
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Very funny. LOL. ROFL.

Whoever put Newt there is a lunatic. Both Newt and Ray-gun belong in the quadrant below the horizontal line.


Jefferson did not make war on Islamic Jihadists.


Jeffereson made sure that God and Christ were not in the Constitution because he said that the US was for religious freedom for Muslims as well as Hindus and Atheists.

Democrats are as much for states' rights as Republicans.  It is just that they disagree on which issue is a states' rights issue and which is a federal issue.

This kind of black and white thinking about states' rights it exactly the kind of sloganeering that Hitler, Madison Ave. and Republicans love to sell.   It is bogus propaganda.

Shame on you.

by Gregory Wonderwheel on 06/21/2008 06:49:24 PM EST


Other than Ron Paul (who is agruably much closer to the "anarchist" area), can you really name a single republican who comes close to jefferson  and the classical liberal on the scale? 

by alphasigmookie on 06/21/2008 08:52:40 PM EST


 

Thats easy, Hartman knows what he is talking about, you don't.

The old, old conservative spin that Jefferson and modern Republicans, particularly that idiot Bush have something in common (with Jefferson ) because they where both fighting terrorists, both..blah blah  blah...is laughable.

First Bushes and most conservatives intellect wouldn't fill Jefferson's snuff box, second any claim that the Barbary PIRATES , note the word,were "Islamic jihadists" is simply, idiotic, much like the premise of your post. In fact modern Republicans are more kindred spirits with the Barbary pirates in several key areas:

"For one thing, although the Barbary pirates were good at instilling terror -- using cannons and scimitars -- they were not waging a holy war against Americans. They were opportunists, this was a protection racket," notes Richard B. Parker, former U.S. ambassador to Algeria, Lebanon and Morocco, who is writing a history titled "Uncle Sam in Barbary." "They didn't have political objectives, they just wanted money."

Third, while Jefferson certainly believed in limited government  ect, he also believed in the rights of man and also mans responsibility to his fellow man, and saw the danger of inequality in the division of a nations wealth unlike modern Republicans who only defend " rights " when it means a profit:

    "In America, no other distinction between man and man had ever been known but that of persons in office exercising powers by authority of the laws, and private individuals. Among these last, the poorest laborer stood on equal ground with the wealthiest millionaire, and generally on a more favored one whenever their rights seem to jar."--Thomas Jefferson

Lastly Jefferson was a firm defender of civil liberties...unlike Republicans.

    Oppose with manly firmness any invasions on the rights of the people." --Thomas Jefferson
Freedom of religion; freedom of the press; freedom of person under the protection of the habeas corpus; and trial by juries impartially selected, I deem [among] the essential principles of our government, and consequently [among] those which ought to shape its administration." --Thomas Jefferson:


Stick to spinning tall tales about oil.

 

 

 

by MRFred on 06/21/2008 09:05:13 PM EST


Take this mini quiz to find out.

The red dot is KenTX-country.

me

by KenTX on 06/21/2008 09:07:17 PM EST

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I don't need a quiz to tell me what I believe. All you have to do is ask.

I believe:

  • the current Republican Party is the largest single threat to individual freedom, the principles established the Framers and the United States as a representative democracy.
  • The United States offers the best means of providing for and guaranteeing the freedom of individuals.
  • the government derives its power solely from the people.
  • that freedom is not free, figuratively or literally: each American has a duty to serve this county to maintain those freedoms and to his fellow citizens in times of crisis or need.
  • that the government should be limited in power but not in action;
    • to preserve the Republic
    • to guarantee individual freedom
    • protect the well being of its citizens.
  • taxation should be  fair and as low as practical,with the realization that, yes, you will have to pay for public works and other services.
  • there should not be any subversion of our civil liberties in order to protect them.
  • in fair trade for all, not free trade for the few.
  • corporations are not people and should not have the rights of such.
  • in a national playoff system for college football

by MRFred on 06/21/2008 09:54:41 PM EST

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A libertarian who celebrates large government spy programs and nation building.

That test must suck if it put you there. 

by z1p101 on 06/21/2008 09:55:02 PM EST

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I was dinged a couple of points for FISA.

by KenTX on 06/21/2008 10:40:50 PM EST

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Libertarians hate Bush more than Democrats do. You should check out what they say about him on their bogs.

by z1p101 on 06/22/2008 12:54:03 AM EST

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But here's mine anyway.

by jarett on 06/22/2008 03:59:48 AM EST

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Where are you getting this stuff?

by MedfordTim on 06/22/2008 12:26:27 AM EST

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Link

Did you miss it?

Link

Do you need it one more time?

Link

by KenTX on 06/22/2008 01:35:20 AM EST

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I second Ken's proposal that everyone and his grandmother take this quiz.  It's silly and inadequate, but did you see the pathetic turnout of conservative participants?  Less than 9% when I checked.  That means natural selection is spiriting away the country's last remnants of right-wing foolishness.

by OneHitKill on 06/22/2008 04:06:57 AM EST

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Its simple :

 

 

 

 

 

 

by MRFred on 06/22/2008 04:45:21 AM EST

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say much for the quiz when it spells the name of my candidate wrong ("Barak Obama").

by Spencer on 06/23/2008 07:13:32 AM EST

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Dpn't you know by now that in Ken's world. all muslims are jihadists?

Rush and Sean told him so.

by MedfordTim on 06/22/2008 12:29:27 AM EST

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Intellectually insecure does one have to be to do an online quiz to figure out where he stands politically?

Blog: http://perspectivos.blogspo t.com/

by Nick86 on 06/21/2008 09:09:07 PM EST


intellectually insecure does one have to be to refuse to do an online quiz, for fear of figuring out where he stands politically?

by KenTX on 06/21/2008 09:11:09 PM EST

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Nick comes in somewhere around Karl Marx.

Fred comes in somewhere around Ghandi.

Actually, Fred looks kinda like Ghandi.

by KenTX on 06/21/2008 09:14:26 PM EST

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Post your results everyone - lets see the titties!!!!

by bobo1 on 06/21/2008 10:30:23 PM EST

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Was there an image link to post my results?  I didn't see one.  No matter, I came out just one notch left of Jaret, no real surprise there. 

by OneHitKill on 06/22/2008 04:12:26 AM EST

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That quiz seems to have a good intent, to help people realize where they actually might be on the political spectrum as opposed to just taking the MSM Talking Heads' word for it, but it is pathetically flawed.

I have a slight problem with the small number of questions asked, but not much. The larger problem is the asinine "Agree, Maybe or Disagree" scale. That is a blatantly false construct. Not only would more detailed and specific questions have given a better indicator, but how many of you were looking for more options on the scale? There were few statements on there on which I flat out agreed or was a maybe or in disagreement. Even though a 1-10 scale would still be a largely artificial construct, it would provide a more accurate result by showing how much someone agreed or disagreed with a statement.


Plus, there wasn't much room for nuance. For example, on whether or not you support ending "corporate welfare." The way the question is phrased I had to agree. But there are programs for the support of small businesses such as low-interest loans and help for minority owned businesses that I do support. Also, there are initiatives that I would support if they were discussed and developed, like rewarding "green" companies or businesses developing new technology, helping U.S. corporations keeping jobs in the U.S. etc. etc. The level of help I would favor in those instances would obviously vary greatly depending on the specific type of government help, the amount and other circumstances surrounding that industry or company as well as considerations of the U.S. economy and best interests of the people. And that's just one statement.

And Ken's attempt to claim Jefferson=Gingrich is so absurd I'm not even going to waste time arguing it. Still, some props to Ken for bringing an interesting quiz to our attention. Let me know if you find any that may be more in-depth.

by Weapon X on 06/21/2008 11:53:21 PM EST


I had closed the browser window from when I first took the quiz and then decided to post my graph like Bobo asked and I got this result:



I didn't think I had answered any questions differently, but recalling my ambivalence on some of them I'm not surprised the result was so different. The first time I got it much more toward the liberal side, not sure if it was exactly this but it looks about right:



Very flawed. I'm guessing that this much of a dumbed down version of a quiz could only have been created by a right wingnut who takes all the people for simpletons who cannot understand nuance.

by Weapon X on 06/22/2008 12:09:33 AM EST

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You and Ralph Nader share the same grid.

by KenTX on 06/22/2008 01:25:08 AM EST

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And did Ralph Nader take the "quiz" on his own, or did you just answer for him? C'mon, Ken, you gotta admit this thing is awfully incomplete, though amusing.

by Weapon X on 06/22/2008 02:00:48 AM EST

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"Thomas Jefferson founded the Democratic Party in 1792 as a congressional caucus to fight for the Bill of Rights and against the elitist Federalist Party..."

I'd say that qualifies him...

by MedfordTim on 06/22/2008 12:24:17 AM EST


Jefferson was into compost. Leeebral

by cbickle on 06/22/2008 02:12:49 AM EST

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Compare the 1896 election with the 2000 election.

The grandkids of the people who voted Democrat in 1896, voted Republican in 2000, and vice versa. The Jacksonian Democrats of 1896 morphed into the Reagan Republicans of 2000.

Federalists were for Big Government and Big Taxation.

Democrats were the party of slavery.

Republicans were the party of Civil Rights.

by KenTX on 06/22/2008 02:36:02 AM EST

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we know. We have always known.

Parties change even in less time then that.

For example, the party of Libertarian leaning Goldwater is now the party of big government spy programs. The party of fiscal responsibility is now the party of wild, out of control spending.

So next time you have the urge to give everyone a history lesson about how people have voted over the last 50 to 100 to 200 years, remember you posted this (do you want me to link to our southern strategy conversation? You know, the one where I was a Yankee.).

Remember that you finally admitted you understand this concept because I will. 

by z1p101 on 06/22/2008 03:38:15 AM EST

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Let's see your score.

by KenTX on 06/22/2008 05:35:52 AM EST

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I know I posted this the last time the quiz came around on a TYT post.  For those complaining about the other quiz, there is an alternative.  If you're honest with yourself you should score similarly on both.

Better Quiz

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by alphasigmookie on 06/22/2008 04:49:39 AM EST


So did Jefferson.
kentx

by KenTX on 06/22/2008 05:28:44 AM EST

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take the test?

by z1p101 on 06/22/2008 08:00:06 AM EST

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It's time to admit that this entire thread was designed as a friendly trap for ProfRich. Sadly (and surprisingly), he didn't take the bait.

by KenTX on 06/22/2008 01:41:35 PM EST

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It was a silly thread that showed a complete lack of historical understanding and tried to replace that knowedge with an uncredited graphic based on a small sample of questions with inadequate answer choices making it meaningless.  And, as has been so aptly pointed out, all the people on the graph had someone else anwering the questions for them.

I will say two things about topics that came up as a result of this.

First, the defining characteristic of the Democrat and the "second party" of the day has never been about more or less freedom or bigger or smaller government (whoever is in power wants bigger gov't, duh!).

The Democratic Party has traditionally been the party of the poor and working class, the disenfranchised and minorities.

The "second party" (Republicans since 1856) have been the party of the wealthy and corporations.

At times more or less personal or economic freedom helped one side or the other but parties are, first and foremost, utilitarian institutions and can easily adapt their ideology to meet the demands of their voting block as the realities change.

The other point I wanted to make is regarding Ken claiming the GOP used to be the party of civil rights.  This has never been true.  Ken is making the classic mistake of using a modern understanding of events to interpret an historical reality.

The Civil War had virtually NOTHING TO DO WITH CIVIL RIGHTS.  Certainly not black folk's civil rights.  The Republican opposition to slavery revolved around its impact on economic competition and the labor market.  Sure, if you were one of a very, very, very small group of white men (and therefore politically relevant) who gave two shits about black folks and their freedom or how they lived you supported the Republicans but you were considered to be a fringe lunatic by the rest of the party.  The Abolitionists were the equivalent of PETA, NAIRAL or (maybe a better example) the Michigan Militia.

Now, of course, Republicans would make reference to the suffering of blacks but it was just an easy way to pile on.

Remember, Lincoln never freed a single slave.  The Emancipation Proclamation freed only those slaves in the parts of the South that were still in rebellion and unoccupied by the Union Army.  Since those parts did not recognize Lincoln's ability to do so, it freed no one.  He could have easily applied the proclamation to states that had never left (Missouri or Maryland for ex.), states that had been recaptured (Lousiana or Tennessee) or areas the Union army controlled in states still in rebellion.  But he never did.  Nice principled stand, huh?

It was not a great moment in civil rights, it was a failed military stunt.  (They had hoped the enslaved blacks would rise up when they heard.  To our knowledge, not a single one did).

After the Civil War, the North did demand an end to slavery and rights for black folks, but this seemed to be more about killing slavery which the North hated for economic reasons, and letting black people vote since they would vote about 99.999999% Republican.

The only right the GOP (I guess the GYP at that time) made even a token attempt to protect was voting since it helped them win elections.

How committed was the GOP to civil rights?  When the party lost the election of 1876, they brokered a crooked deal agreeing, in effect, to completely abandon the blacks to the Southerners in exchange for four more years in the White House.  The Republicans never looked back from there.  By 1896, the Republicans had established at least as pathetic a record on blacks as the Dems.

And lets not forget while all that was going on the Republicans were engaging in the systematic genocide of the Native Americans (not that the Dems objected that much or anything).

If you talked about Civil Rights for minorities in this period everyone at the time would assume you meant immigrants.  And the Dems were ABSOLUTELY the party of the immigrants.  But mostly because the immigrants were poor and working class and voted for the Dems. See how it works?

Today, when we talk about the Civil War, we assume it was all framed and fought in the terms we understand today (civil rights for black folks) but the people who thought this at the time were considered nuts (Douglass, Garrison, John Brown, et. al.).

Its really a testament to the failure of the GOP to take care of black voters that by, at the latest, 1932 Dems were easily winning the black vote.  Which means that 67 years after the Republicans saved the black folks they had almost completely lost their support. 

I know you really don't give a damn about the historical side of all this and were just trying to make another stupid "blue team vs. red team" point but it is fairly staggering that after winning a war "for" blacks, freeing them and giving them the right to vote the GOP control over that voting block ended before the last two generation of slaves was passed on.

 

by ProfRich on 06/22/2008 04:38:36 PM EST

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"The Democratic Party has traditionally been the party of the poor and working class, the disenfranchised and minorities."

Wasn't  it the Democrats the party that represented the racist dixiecrats in the South for close to a century? I understand it may be perceived as a protest vote against the Lincoln Republicans, but I think its idealistic to say what you did.



Blog: http://perspectivos.blogspo t.com/

by Nick86 on 06/22/2008 05:37:51 PM EST

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Rich: The other point I wanted to make is regarding Ken claiming the GOP used to be the party of civil rights.  This has never been true.”

Nick
: Wasn't  it the Democrats the party that represented the racist dixiecrats in the South for close to a century? I understand it may be perceived as a protest vote against the Lincoln Republicans, but I think its idealistic to say what you did.”

I know that Nick didn’t really mean to kick Rich’s ass, but he did, albeit accidentally. Actually, that’s the best kind of ass kicking, kind of a serendipitous ass kicking.

For an example of how wrong Rich is, let’s look at how the two parties voted on two historical pieces of Civil Rights legislation.
Voting Rights Act of 1965
The Civil Rights Act of 1964

I could produce many more examples, but I think people get the point.

If Thomas Jefferson was alive today, he would find nothing to agree with in the Democrat Party platform. This is why Rich wisely avoids going out on a limb in this thread.

by KenTX on 06/22/2008 06:36:35 PM EST

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I never said the Dems were always the party of civil rights.  They didn't give a shit about racial minorities either until FDR.

Now I know you live in this red/blue dichotomy but the Dems not being pro-racial civil rights does not mean the Republicans were.  Neither gave a shit.

And I already explained the "civil rights" movement of the 1860s.  All the GOP ever bothered to enforce was voting rights.  And they sold out all the black folks rights in 1876.  I know you don't read the articles you link but you should start reading the posts you respond to.

Oh yeah, and you should look up who ratified those amendments.  It was the DEMOCRATIC Southern states for the most part.  Because they were forced to to be let back into the Union.

The whole thing was a bullshit, clusterfuck dog-and-pony show to make it look like the Republicans didn't fight a Civil War to win elections. 

by ProfRich on 06/22/2008 09:08:44 PM EST

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The definition of minority evolves over time.  Until the 1950s (maybe 1940s) no one in the mainstream seriously considered the rights of black folks.

Neither party stood for that particular minority (or hispanis, asian, native Americans, etc.).  Dems stood for the minority as it was understood at the time.

The Dems were awful on race until FDR.  Wilson was a giant racist piece of shit.  Maybe the most racist Pres outside of Jackson.  But that just wasn't part of the mainstream consciousness regardless of party.

I was not meaning to say the Dems have always been right and good and stood for justice for all.

Here is one way to think about it.  Imagine in 100 years we all realize trees are actually sentient a la Lord of the Rings and we have a giant debate over tree rights.  Eventually we all acknowledge they have rights.  Now imagine those people looking back at us and what they would think of us?  They would point to the Sierra Club and say, "They were the only good people!" and they would think the rest of us are soulless pieces of shit.

They wouldn't think well nobody thought about it that way back then.

As for the Dixiecrats, that was a bizarre situation.  FDR clearly moved toward civil rights for blacks and the Dixiecrats didn't really know what to do.  They had an uncontrollabe hatred for the GOP (mostly due to seething resentment over the Civil War and Reconstruction) but now their party was doing, literally, the last thing in the world they wanted done.  It worked out very strangely.  The Dixiecrats seemed to keep voting Dem out of habit and a clear understanding that the GOP had no love for the poor or farmers. 

Ultimately no one was leaving FDR and Truman got enough carry over to win.  The entire reason LBJ was on JFK's ticket was to shore up the slipping South.  Then Nixon said, ah what the hell, if the Dems won't be racist pieces of shit we will!!! and the South flipped.

 

If you look at my data (which I wish I could upload here) you will see the South was about 30%-62% more Dem than the rest of the nation from 1888-1948.  Then in 1952 and 1956 as the Dems embraced civil rights, it dropped to 18% more Dem.  In 1960 it was only 5% and 1964 the South went Dem by a smaller margin than the rest of the country for the first time since 1840 (which is the first year data is available.)

Carter (who was Southern) reversed this trend in 1976 and 1980 but the South has become increasingly Republican since. 

by ProfRich on 06/22/2008 09:04:13 PM EST

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This is just what I hoped for. You are indeed steadfast and reliable.

“It was a silly thread that showed a complete lack of historical understanding. The Democratic Party has traditionally been the party of the poor and working class, the disenfranchised and minorities. The "second party" (Republicans since 1856) have been the party of the wealthy and corporations.”

I’ll agree that the Democrat Party has traditionally carried the banner of the poor and the working class. Democrats have always pandered to the lower class, attempting to attract votes by offering under-achievers something for nothing. Today it’s Free Health Care and increased minimum wage and coerced union voting, but Democrats have always offered some form of free lunch throughout history.

The Democrat Class Envy sales pitch achieved it’s zenith in 1896 with the William Jennings Bryan “Cross of Gold” speech. The People’s Party was founded in Lampasas, Texas around this time with a simple concept: Farmers and ranchers have a tough life. The people making the real money off livestock and produce are the railroads and the wholesalers. Since the rest of the country relies upon the labor of farmers and ranchers and miners and union workers (etc), then the nation’s wealth should be redistributed to help the poor and working class. Willie Nelson from Abbott (down the road from Lampasas) still preaches this share-the-wealth Kingfish populism.
  
The Democrat Class Envy sales pitch worked great when William Jennings Bryan ran in 1896. But the Democrat Class Envy sales pitch didn’t work so well with the descendants of the same people in 2000.

That’s because people still remembered the failed policies of the LBJ Administration and the Carter Administration. Redistributing wealth doesn’t help society. In fact, socialism provides incentive for people to avoid work and produce children out of wedlock. A government check actually makes the recipient’s life worse. 50 million government checks sent to people who don’t want to work creates an enormous tax burden on the 250 million Americans who want an opportunity to work hard, keep more of their own money, and make their lives better.

Every 20 years or so, the new generation forgets the hard lessons learned by previous generations. Socialism doesn’t work. Populism doesn’t work. Welfare doesn’t work. Share the wealth doesn’t work. Great Societies don’t work. New Deals don’t work.

It takes four years of a president like Barack Obama for Americans to get a good look at the damage that Democrat Party policies can wreak upon the country. Every now and then, we have to go through this kind of pain in order to form a more perfect union.
The good news is that Democrats keep offering inherent failures like LBJ, Carter, Clinton, Obama, so it makes it easy for the GOP to quickly recapture control. This is the reason that your old buddy KenTX voted for Barack Hussein Obama in the primary.

We can't lose (for long).

by KenTX on 06/22/2008 06:09:45 PM EST

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Thats pretty much right, through a conservative lens.  The only objection I have is that it takes about 40 years, not 4 or 20.

The country shifts left to right or back every 40 (or 38 really) years or so.

After enough people get sick of wealth distribution then they change course and 40 years later we have run up massive debt, stopped taxing the rich and generated a severe recession, if not depression, poverty explodes, opportunity dies and we switch back.

Lets be grownups, Ken, both sides, done too long and gone too far cause problems and generate a reaction.  We flipped in 1930 and 1968 and (I think looking back we will see it was) 2006. 

And yes, just like the GOP panders to the rich and corporate, the Dems pander to the poor and disenfranchised.  That is how the parties function.  We just have to remember we are talking about the parties, not the ideas or policies or voters.  I am talking about the actual institutions.

by ProfRich on 06/22/2008 08:58:22 PM EST

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I came out a strong left-leaning lib in the first quiz, but much like Rich in the second--a liberal-leaning centrist.

Having trouble posting the images for some reason.

by desertpear on 06/22/2008 03:09:02 PM EST


Jefferson is throwing a party?!  When? Where? Is it BYOB? Will there be girls there?

Come on Ken, details, details!

PS---In the midst of this, and with our last child grown and out of the house, Louise and I moved into an 1850 Gothic house overlooking a small town in central Vermont. In the house's dark and dusty attic we found a huge pile of old books, apparently left by an occupant in the 1920s. Among them were a 20-volume set, published in 1904, of the complete collected writings of Thomas Jefferson – including over 10,000 of his personal letters, most never before or since published.









by ihavenobias on 06/22/2008 04:28:01 PM EST


I love so many things TJ wrote. 

Here is one:

When John Adams wrote asking why Southerners were so loathe to end slavery Jefferson explained slavery was like holding a wolf by the ears.  You don't want to hold on, but you really don't want to let go. 

by ProfRich on 06/22/2008 04:53:22 PM EST

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Look, Rich, are you bringing the beer or am I?

Then again I heard Jefferson throws CRAZY parties, so maybe we should both bring something?

by ihavenobias on 06/22/2008 04:55:50 PM EST

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But I might could do a TJ party.

Then we could discuss why I don't love Jordan like everyone else does.  Still owe you that thread.  Will get to it, I promise. 

by ProfRich on 06/22/2008 05:09:54 PM EST

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You said "might could". My boss's boss is from Texas and thanks to him I heard the words "might could" next to each other for the first time last year.

Now I know a second person who's said it!  He generally says something like "we might could try..."

PS---If I make you a t-shirt that says "I generally don't like gathering of people", will you wear it?

by ihavenobias on 06/22/2008 05:13:31 PM EST

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People all over the south say "might could". The phrase is actually more common in Tennessee and the Carolinas than Texas.

I've lived in the south exclusively for 50 years. Jesse OneHitKill thinks I sound all "southern and shit".
MedfordTim has talked with me on the phone on a few occasions and he might have an opinion.

I do catch myself saying "Worshington" and "fixin'ta". But hey, 50 years is a long time to be southern fried.

by KenTX on 06/22/2008 06:51:39 PM EST

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For some reason I imagined you were in your late 30's, maybe early 40's tops.

by ihavenobias on 06/22/2008 06:56:36 PM EST

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and I hang with my son and my partner, the young sportsman, dtpizzle.

He keeps me up on kid stuff, and hip to trends like TYT.

by KenTX on 06/22/2008 07:07:41 PM EST

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About that one thread where we were boasting about which side had tougher poor people... I wouldn't have engaged in it if I knew I was telling an old man he needed to get his ass kicked on the south side of Chicago.

(DISCLAIMER: I only said that after Ken told Nick, I think, that he should go down to the south and get his ass kicked by hicks)

by Weapon X on 06/23/2008 10:13:50 PM EST

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anything the South Side of Chicago has to offer.

by KenTX on 06/24/2008 12:28:01 AM EST

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He was in his teens...that would be the only excuse!

Blog: http://perspectivos.blogspo t.com/

by Nick86 on 06/22/2008 07:10:43 PM EST

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cause he doesn't know shit about shit.

by ProfRich on 06/22/2008 09:09:33 PM EST

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Everyone who knows me would get a laugh out of it and people who don't might get the idea.

Might could is just one of dozens of idiosyncratic (sp?) Texas things I drop in for y'all's amusement. 

by ProfRich on 06/22/2008 08:40:01 PM EST

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The only slaves Thomas Jefferson ever “freed” were his own children. His other slaves were sold after his death.

"Jefferson recorded slave births in his Farm Book. Some observers have noted inconsistencies in the records: there are erasures in the birth entry columns for 1790 and other years on page 31; usually Jefferson crossed out entries of those who died. Also, Jefferson did not take note of the father's name for Sally's children, although for some slaves' births he did note the father.

Hemings almost looked white in appearance and had "straight hair down her back." Jefferson's grandson, Thomas Jefferson Randolph, described her as "light colored and decidedly good looking." As an adult she may have lived in a room in Monticello's "South Dependencies," a wing of the mansion which was accessible to the main house through a covered passageway.

Sally never married. While she worked at Monticello, she was able to have her children nearby. According to her son Madison, they "were permitted to stay about the 'great house,' and only required to do such light work as going on errands." Madison said that Thomas Jefferson was a kind man, but was "not in the habit" of showing fatherly affection to him and his siblings.

There is nothing in Jefferson's references to Hemings in his records that distinguishes her as receiving special treatment, but her extended family did. Out of the hundreds of slaves he owned, Jefferson freed only two slaves in his lifetime, and five in his will - all from the Hemings family. Additionally, he allowed Harriet and Beverly to "escape" with his tacit consent. He also successfully petitioned the Virginia legislature to allow her sons Eston and Madison to remain in Virginia after they were free, as Virginia law held that freed slaves must leave within a year. Sally Hemings was never officially freed, an act - if Jefferson had ever considered it - which would have certainly drawn scrutiny. When appraisers arrived at Monticello after Jefferson's death to evaluate his estate, they described 56-year-old Hemings as "an old woman worth $50." Jefferson's daughter, Martha Randolph, then apparently gave Hemings her "time", a type of informal freedom which would allow her to continue to live in Virginia, and Hemings lived out the rest of her life in Charlottesville, with her sons. Researchers believe she was buried at a site in downtown Charlottesville, which now lies beneath a parking lot."

by KenTX on 06/22/2008 07:39:17 PM EST

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Strom Thurmond knocked up his family maid.  It happened.  Someone in the Jefferson household knocked up Sally Hemmings.  Could have been TJ.  Could have been Lionel.  Not sure what this has to do with anything.

by ProfRich on 06/22/2008 09:14:36 PM EST

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What is the difference between a "redneck" and a "good ol' boy". Let's see if you know the punch line?

by KenTX on 06/23/2008 07:49:53 PM EST

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What is the difference between a redneck and a good ol' boy?

by ProfRich on 06/23/2008 09:02:12 PM EST

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love animals. Rednecks get physically involved.

That's the way I heard it anyway. 

by z1p101 on 06/23/2008 11:41:36 PM EST

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I would have to send you a PM on this one.

by KenTX on 06/24/2008 12:30:47 AM EST

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what do you want from a yankee?

So is it true? 

by z1p101 on 06/24/2008 01:07:48 AM EST

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This is very cute! Some Americans need stupid online games to know where they stand politically

by JaimeH on 06/23/2008 09:40:26 AM EST


You are probably much closer to Stalin than you are to Jefferson on the political spectrum.

by KenTX on 06/23/2008 07:40:19 PM EST

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I am Thomas Jefferson.

by Weapon X on 06/23/2008 10:07:12 PM EST


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