The Young Turks

Here West Virgina voters inspired by last nights McCains speech volunteer to be McCain precinct workers and go see a McCain speech."Who wants to go see the nice man talk about the Negro?" asks the bus driver...

John McCain reaches all demographics, here a charter member of the "Crips" throws up the sign to her sisters. 

John McCain has the support of the entertainment industry, here the star of the Vegas Chippendale's, 1940 Review struts his stuff for McCain! 

Here the Oxnard CA Wii Exercise club shows its support for McCain. 

McCain enjoys wide support of all religions! A Wicken plays a melody that, according to homeopathic practitioners, will reduce the size of Senator McCains prostate!

Here two supporters demonstrate McCains energy conservation program and plan to expand public transportation!

Who says John McCain doesnt have a solution for Social Security? Under the McCain plan each retiree gets a plot of "oceanfront" property at low tide...demonstrated here by two McCain supporters in Oregon.

Hollywood supports John McCain ! Here Jon Voight gives Robert Blake a hand across the street on his way to give a McCain house party!

Even Mr Miyagi supports McCain!

McCain is expected to garner a large number of absentee voters! 

The Walmart Greeters Association supports McCain! 

Even the dead support McCain! No, not Nancy , but she is channeling Ronnie's spirit for McCain, here she is ,in a trance, giving John this advice from the Gipper! :

"For 18 months now, we have had under way a secret diplomatic initiative to Iran. That initiative was undertaken for the simplest and best reasons: to renew a relationship with the nation of Iran; to bring a honorable end to the bloody six-year war between Iran and Iraq;to eliminate state-sponsored terrorism and subversion, and to effect the safe return of all hostages...during the course of our secret discussions, I authorized the transfer of small amounts of defensive weapons and spare parts for defensive systems to Iran....These modest deliveries, taken together could easily fit into a single cargo plane....We did not--repeat--did not trade weapons ...oh fuck it."