The return of the Terrorist Fist Jab

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Now that we have started the discussion on the terrorist fist jab iron vest technique, I would like to point out that Blacks were not the originators of this move...

THe history of the Terrorist fist, or the TFJ, or simply, the 9/11 fist as some have called it in small fox news circles was not originally "from da hood".  It is actually a method of metamorphasis on the planet Exxor...You think i'm making this up people?  I have photographic Evidence to show that the TFJ has more power than we can behold. 
Examine exhibit A:Exhibit A

In light of new laws passed by the Bush administration, I don't have to present exhibit B.  In fact, exhibit A was leaked by scooter libby, just because he could.

Why do I bring this up?  Well, in today's news, there were reports Bush was seen leaving an Obama rally, and before he boarded Air Force One, he gave TFJ's all around, saying "I endorse Barack Obama, and Exxonians" to everyone he spoke to.  Then Barack Obama was reported to have denounced the 9/11 fist, saying "If we keep dropping this "fist bomb" then the terrorists win".  And we can't have that can we?

Sorry for the absurdity...but is this really news?
http://www.politico.com/blo gs/jonathanmartin/0708/If_i t_wasnt_already_less_exotic .html
http://nymag.com/daily/inte l/2008/07/barack_obama_refu ses_to_share.html
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Do you care about the fist bumps?
HELL YEAH!!! I want to know when, where, why, how, who, what, and if they were giving Terrorist Fist Jobs all around! 100%
Did you write Terrorist fist Job on purpose? 0%
I suppose if anyone read this post, they care about TFJ huh? 0%

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Cause if she's a terrorist I might need to run out and pick up a do-rag.  Yum.

And wtf with Bush II training some young impressionable kid how to be a terrorist?

I mean I know he is pretty hard up to keep the endless (and endlessly profitable) war rolling on but damn.  That is beyond the pale!

by ProfRich on 07/02/2008 01:48:58 PM EST

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