McCain Reveals New Plans to Liberate East Germany

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Its true. You heard it here first. McCain is planning to launch a pre-emptive strike on East Germany as soon as he takes office. The strike will be initiated from an undisclosed city somewhere on the Iraq-Pakistan border region located about 50 miles off the southern coast of East Germany. In an interview Monday night our nation's favorite Maverick bubbled, "its very fortunate that we have permanent military bases on the Iraq-Pakistan border so that we can indeed have easy access to the air space of Eastern Europe and as such, East Germany, where the Nazi-Communists reign, and oppress their people. We will no doubt, be greeted as liberators."

Welcome to McCain's world:) Next we shall deal with Czechoslovakia...

Happily asleep since 1989...

Nap time
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Test *your* geography knowledge. Are you smarter than John McCain? Iraq is neighbors with which of the following countries:
North Korea 0%
Pakistan 0%
Belgium 14%
The United State of America 0%
Iran 57%
Turbanistan 0%
Canada 0%
East Germany 0%
USSR 0%
the Ottoman Empire 28%

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I thought Iraq was in Oregon!!!  McCain needs to start with the Pacific Northwest--the central front of the war on Communazism.

by desertpear on 07/22/2008 07:33:18 PM EST


McCain " wants to surge cargo aircraft to break the stranglehold of Soviet domination...so they wont follow us home. Of course there's no time table because that would tell the Nazis.  But since they sank the Lusitania everything has changed..".

by MRFred on 07/22/2008 08:28:38 PM EST


In other news, Blackwater is making a killing importing unrefined heroin and poppy from Afghanistan into East Germany with the help of some low level US army regulars. Body bags and empty metal oil barrels are really big with the privates and mercenaries for transporting the illicit trade on the down low. The dope eventually ends up on the street in occupied France, where shady Frenchmen in trench coats, smoking hand rolled cigarettes, wait on street corners under dimly lit street lights (in a light rain) late at night waiting to lure their unsuspecting victims with their white horse packets, straight from Al Qeada in Afghanistan's flower beds (with the detour through US Air bases in Germany of course). From there it ends up in Casablanca (which is in Morocco, in Africa), at Rick's American Cafe. OK, it is more than just a detour, it is a tortuous, round-about trail. Paris to Marseilles, across the Mediterranean to Oran [in Algeria], then by train or auto or foot across the rim of Africa to Casablanca in French Morocco.

bogart

by tiggerporn on 07/22/2008 08:39:26 PM EST


I am shocked! Shocked! Tiggerporn would post something like this!

I never said it before but its nice to have you back.  I always really enjoyed your voice.  There are a lot of great posters on here but there is no one even remotely like Tiggerporn.

by ProfRich on 07/22/2008 09:47:07 PM EST

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According to Certified Nursing Assistant (CNA) sources working the 2nd shift at an undesclosed nursing home location whom are familiar with John McCain.  It has be revealed McCain was overheard discussing the possibility / probability of how successful his plan for capturing and or assassinating Che Guarava would be.  The sources indicated the information was acquired during a diaper change and while cleaning the shit out of McCains bed.  Sources would not reveal their names in fear of retribution by the nursing supervisor who is reported to be personal friends with Karl Rove. 

Nos shit

Psyche2 

by psyche2 on 07/22/2008 09:24:40 PM EST


Too bad liberals have no sense of humor.

by ProfRich on 07/22/2008 09:48:06 PM EST


President Putin of Russia has officially taken over "BOTH" Germanies... now he presides over Russia AND the Germanies.

by chrisandyasemin on 07/22/2008 10:01:42 PM EST


Jesus of Nazareth has accepted John McCain's request for him to be VP on the Republican ticket.  Although Jesus has been busy advising Bush 43 on the war effort, he feels that a McCain presidency would speed up his second coming.  And we all know Jesus insists on coming twice.

by desertpear on 07/23/2008 02:31:58 AM EST


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