McCain Reveals New Plans to Liberate East Germany

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Its true. You heard it here first. McCain is planning to launch a pre-emptive strike on East Germany as soon as he takes office. The strike will be initiated from an undisclosed city somewhere on the Iraq-Pakistan border region located about 50 miles off the southern coast of East Germany. In an interview Monday night our nation's favorite Maverick bubbled, "its very fortunate that we have permanent military bases on the Iraq-Pakistan border so that we can indeed have easy access to the air space of Eastern Europe and as such, East Germany, where the Nazi-Communists reign, and oppress their people. We will no doubt, be greeted as liberators."







