How Should Ana Pay Off Her Bet?

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What should Ana do to pay off her debt to Cenk for winning the race?  She won't do anything "sexual" or nude of course.  Good thing, because we want her to be successful and those things have a way of getting you in trouble later on.  I'll start.  Ana has to appear all week in sweatpants and a t-shirt with no makeup.  She's getting too darn beautiful lately!!

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I agree and disagree (none / 0)
She HAS looked very good lately, so I rule out the sweat pants/no make-up thing.

Maybe a TYT dunking booth?

by ihavenobias on 07/25/2008 12:09:18 AM EST

She must attend (none / 0)
every show for a week in lederhosen and speak in a Heidi accent.

by hazmat on 07/25/2008 12:11:19 AM EST

wait a minute (none / 0)
I'm half Swiss, so I'm trying to decide whether I should be offended or not....  I think I'm on board if she has to be accompanied by a dairy goat and milk it on the set.

by desertpear on 07/25/2008 12:17:49 AM EST

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Good clean fun (none / 0)
If she had to do this you'd never see her puss out in the middle of a race again. Guarantee.

by hazmat on 07/25/2008 12:32:07 AM EST

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puss out? (none / 0)
That Cenk opening-gate sprint was psychological waterboarding!!  Ana forgot that it would take more than physical conditioning or she may well have won the race.  She should have gone for a longer race too--do they still think women have the edge for endurance and is that because of our beautiful body fat?

by desertpear on 07/25/2008 12:38:47 AM EST

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Ana should have beaten him!!!!! (none / 0)

Although I'm a guy, I tend to root for the underdog. I thought she was going to do it. She made monkeys out of her fans!

Look I love her, she rocks, but *why did she stop running*? Okay okay, I'm a little over the top on this. Buuuuut I want a rematch, I don't care what she says--she's goin back in dammit! She knows what she up against, and she knows she's stronger, faster, and (let's face it) more aerodynamic. She has to win. How awesome would it be to listen to her gloating?

by hazmat on 07/25/2008 12:47:39 AM EST

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her bet payoff is a rematch! (none / 0)

by desertpear on 07/25/2008 02:25:43 AM EST

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Sure she's more aerodynamic (none / 0)
but Cenk is going to destroy her in the buoyancy round.

by Spencer on 07/25/2008 02:32:51 AM EST

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I could totally get into that (none / 0)

I mean any cute girl in a fetish outfit is great but she is a perfect German beer girl.

And it ties into the big headline of the day!

by ProfRich on 07/25/2008 02:59:46 AM EST

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bet (none / 0)
she might look hot in that Iam all for it , The cow might be real funny

by tuna on 07/25/2008 06:43:20 AM EST

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She should have to (none / 0)

book Thom Hartmann as a guest on TYT.

Or she could just play a special pre 95 edition of The Parent Trap.

by Spencer on 07/25/2008 02:31:06 AM EST

Thom Hartmann on the show? (none / 0)

Dude, if I want to take a nap I'll just go to a McCain rally.

But seriously Thom is a very very bright guy and an important thinker.  He is a little light on the excitement though.

by ProfRich on 07/25/2008 03:04:28 AM EST

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Rich (none / 0)
That might be relevant if the suggestion had been to have Hartmann replace Cenk for an entire show.

But considering they don't see eye to eye on trade and some other domestic issues, it WOULD be exciting to have him on for a segment or two so that they could verbally spar.

The End

by ihavenobias on 07/25/2008 07:42:23 AM EST

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Excellent points (none / 0)
I really do admire Hartman.  I have considered reading some of his books.  But he is a little dry.  He would probably be fun on the Turks.

by ProfRich on 07/25/2008 09:05:01 AM EST

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thom hartmann (none / 0)

He's been on the show before and TYT filled in for him before on his show. 

Anyway this is how Ana should pay it off:

 

lesbian kiss! 

by schmoab on 07/25/2008 12:39:45 PM EST

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Yeah (none / 0)
But that was in like 1907, I'm talking recently. Besides, I doubt Cenk and Hartmann had a good discussion on trade and economic/domestic issues.

That's what they can do this time!

by ihavenobias on 07/25/2008 01:40:45 PM EST

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Just an FYI (none / 0)
since I just heard Cenk shit on my suggestions.  The Hartmann one was a joke, since I've wanted him on the show for a while now and was just shoehorning it into this conversation.  The Parent Trap one...  well, come on, who doesn't want to see that (either to pay the bet, or just as a segment)?

by Spencer on 07/29/2008 07:19:58 PM EST

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Coming in to work in sweats/no make-up... (none / 0)
...that's my dream. I would love to do that. LOL. Do you guys remember that I DID used to come in without makeup and stuff? Here's an example:

http://youtube.com/watch?v= 7fCo3pLhkww

You guys should see me on the weekends. I take full advantage and look like crap the whole time : )

by AnaKasparian on 07/25/2008 12:47:41 PM EST

The funny thing is (none / 0)
I watched an older clip yesterday where you weren't as done up as you've been lately.

I thought to myself "I wonder if Ana regrets that now considering this clip has like 750,000 views and counting?"

If you don't I give you credit but I have to admit I'm surprised. After all, when you run for city council on a platform of Free Parking your opponents will try to derail your campaign by showing old TYT clips just like that.

by ihavenobias on 07/25/2008 01:39:31 PM EST

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the amazing thing is (none / 0)
That Youtube is selling advertising in a clip of Ana with no makeup!  That's a good clip, though.. the shoes story is hilarious.

by schmoab on 07/25/2008 01:41:38 PM EST

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I remember (none / 0)

Before watching this clip though, I still remembered you as looking great. Now that I have watched it, I admit you look a little more ready for "prime time" with the sexier dresses and a little makeup.  Not too much though!

Does anyone else think we need a special donation day to buy Cenk some new shirts?  Maybe publish his shirt size so we can pitch in and send him some.

by desertpear on 07/25/2008 02:45:14 PM EST

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i've noticed (none / 0)
That Cenk really likes his blue shirts.  But have you been watching le Tour de France?  Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen have been wearing identical blue shirts every day for 3 weeks! 

by schmoab on 07/25/2008 02:51:07 PM EST

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are we sure (none / 0)
That he actually has more than one?  I thought that he hated his blue shirt because of the top button being in a bad spot, and thus he wears it only on laundry days.  He looks good in blue though.

by desertpear on 07/25/2008 02:55:06 PM EST

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Back to the point... (none / 0)

 I really like some of the ideas already posted.  I want to remind everyon e, the idea isn't to make things easier for Ana. It's all about the discomfort sh e endures to pay off the bet. (Sorry Ana, but it's all for the good of the show.)



To that end, I've compiled the following list of ideas:

1) A tattoo, in a place visible only with lower-cut tops, of Michael Savage with a bubble-quote "That's how I see it!".  Worse, a tattoo of his toupe.

2) Make her fetch a take-out order from IHOP for Cenk on-air once a week until 2009.

3) TYT Fear Factor: She must, on a live broadcast, make out with Michael Shure for the period of 1 minute.  (To those who'd argue "she said nothing sexual", I think you are missing the point.)

4) Go to an Obama rally in an "Hillary for President" t-shirt.

5) On-air-kiss redux?  Ana has to beat Jesus at Guitar Hero playing "Rock & Roll All Night" or "Detroit Rock City" while wearing full KISS make-up.

(I can hear her now: "Who's KISS?")

6) Make her do a book report on one of Sean Hannity's literary masterpieces and read it on the show.

7) She must make a sincere public apology to every man who has been used by a woman, and offer reparations by purchasing new shoes for Cenk, Dave, Jayar and Jesus.

8) On Halloween, have her bleach her hair, wear a strap-on Adam's Apple and screech about Liberals all day.  Have the rest of the TYT staff refer to her as Ana Coulter.

9) Every opinion she utters must be followed by "but what do I know... I'm only 22 and a girl."

10) Three words: permanent Britney Watch.  TYT will have a new field reporter (read: paparazzo), and a new segment.

by eallgaier on 07/25/2008 02:24:43 PM EST

I vote #9 (none / 0)

by ProfRich on 07/25/2008 02:39:21 PM EST

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6 or 7 (none / 0)
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by ihavenobias on 07/25/2008 02:40:06 PM EST

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Ana Coulter LOL!! (none / 0)

by desertpear on 07/25/2008 02:47:19 PM EST

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Number 9 is hilarious. (none / 0)

I still reject and denounce* you, but it was funny all the same.

 *-This marks the beginning of me being tired of that joke.

by Spencer on 07/25/2008 02:56:57 PM EST

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5 or 8... (none / 0)

by Bungle on 07/27/2008 05:35:15 AM EST

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ana calendar!!! (none / 0)
big sales

by sfinneganus on 07/29/2008 05:59:39 AM EST

I like the calendar idea too! (none / 0)
Since Ana is a natural young beauty, it can't kill her to have some (non-sexual) embarrassing photos in a calendar, mixed with nice photos for her guy fans.  Plus, people hanging them in their offices or cubicles could bring more viewers to TYT, plus profit from calendar sales.  woot to the woot. 

by desertpear on 07/29/2008 03:27:31 PM EST

Vote FOR A Calendar (none / 0)
Great idea - I'll buy one. And perhaps each month, an infamous Ana quote could be included  - perhaps about non-fat chai, for example.

by Verified1 on 07/29/2008 08:47:12 PM EST

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2 Filets of Fish 1 Tutu (none / 0)
Ana the Athlete has claimed to be many things - even a childhood ballerina star.  As stated before, I say Ana should get dressed up in full ballerina gear, tuto and all, and do a routine.  The kicker is that she has to eat two of her favorite McDonald treats (filet of fish) while doing her number.  I was going to think of a ridulous song for her to dance to, but I'm a generous guy, so let her rock out to Deep Dish for all I care.  Cheerio!

by rev24 on 07/29/2008 06:10:26 PM EST

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