I'm with Ana on Chloe Kardashian

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What's wrong with being tall?!  I've always felt taller = hotter.

http://www.tv.com/chloe-kar dashian/person/601060/photo s.html

I don't get it, man.  She's not UNattractive, she's just not as hot as Kim.  That's not hard to do.
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I'm with Ana on Chloe Kardashian | 45 comments (45 topical, 0 hidden)
IMO... (none / 0)
Khloe Kardashian = hot tranny mess!

by erix on 07/28/2008 02:25:30 PM EST

Why do we care? (none / 0)
Why do we waste out time on these people?  Who fucking cares?  I truly don't get it.  Why are they celebrities?  Totally baffling.

by CooLikeABird on 07/29/2008 11:59:24 AM EST

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I don't watch the show (none / 0)
I mean, I've seen a few small parts of it but that's about it.

As for why TYT would spend a few minutes on it, it's because the third hour is generally devoted to entertainment news, current events and pop culture which I appreciate.

It's nice to get a break after the hard politics (which can be draining and depressing). Besides which, the third hour gives me the ability to make small talk with people who pay no attention to politics which comes in handy.

by ihavenobias on 07/29/2008 12:15:01 PM EST

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To feel better? (none / 0)
I have to wonder if all the celebrity trash talking is done so that we'll feel better about ourselves in comparison. A "she may have all that money/beauty/fame, but look what a train wreck she is; I'm so much better than that" kind of thing. It's a national past time to make people famous and then use them as punching bags when they don't measure up to hype and overinflated expectations of perfection.

by pmdtrans on 07/29/2008 07:57:39 PM EST

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Where do I apply? (none / 0)
I would be great at this job.  Gimme a pile of money and you can beat me up in the press all you want!

by ProfRich on 07/29/2008 09:32:47 PM EST

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Let's break it down. (none / 0)

First you have to have a tangential relationship to a famous person (like your dad was a celeb lawyer* or an Olympic medalist or something).  Then you hire a publicist and make a sex tape with another marginally famous person (like the brother of a judge on America's Got Talent).    Then you can bullshit your way on to a reality show (is there any other way to get on one?), record a shitty album, and there you have it.  You're set for life (assuming you only live for five more years).  Go America!

 

*- I decided to make links to everything, ihavenobias-style.  I think it's much better to do it in a thread like this than to waste it on a thread about something frivolous like a middle class tax hike.

by Spencer on 07/29/2008 11:03:07 PM EST

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Wow talk about Mediocs like Matty Nokes! (none / 0)
Look at the size of those ARMS!  She looks like her face has been hit with a frying pan!  (I wouldn't normally rip on how a person looks, unless they're trying desperately to become a faux-celebrity with no substance, like the Kardashians.)  Oh what the hell--this is the Internet, I'm allowed to rip people for superficial reasons! 

by schmoab on 07/28/2008 02:32:51 PM EST

My two cents (none / 0)

I don't like tall girls. Some guys do.  I like short girls.

This Khloe girl isn't hot.  She's not even close to celebrity hot.  Kim looks pretty good, in the pics on the link Kourtney looks the best but I don't know anything about these deadbeat Paris Hilton wannabes.  

Ultimately, I am not the target market so who cares after all.

by ProfRich on 07/28/2008 02:43:36 PM EST

Short Girl Target Market? (none / 0)
You don't have to be part of a target market to appreciate a fine kim ass!

by rev24 on 07/28/2008 03:55:29 PM EST

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I've never understood this (none / 0)
But you are one of several guys I know for whom height is a deal-breaker.  Just cannot figure that out.

by jarett on 07/28/2008 08:13:07 PM EST

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Generally speaking (none / 0)
Girls don't want guys that are short, and because of that guys often don't like girls that are tall, mostly because they know they can't date them and or it feels awkward, etc.

Cheryl is about 5'8 and I'm 5'10 and sometimes she's a little taller than me with heels.  I admit sometimes that makes me self conscious but sometimes I like it.

You know, it's like "hey, check this out, not only is she hot, but she's TALLER than me!"

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by ihavenobias on 07/28/2008 08:18:05 PM EST

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Tall can be hot yes (none / 0)
But she's not just "tall". She reminds me of a more attractive Chyna.

And if anyone is scared to click the work-safe link for some reason, let me assure you, that's NOT good.

by ihavenobias on 07/28/2008 03:13:13 PM EST

Woman On White Piggy Love (none / 0)
I don't care if someone's an amazonian or tinker toy, it's the woman on white piggy love that ensued prior to Chloe's conception.  Ok, she's not that bad, but she's no Kardashian.

by rev24 on 07/28/2008 03:49:28 PM EST

The OTHER sister is kinda hot (none / 0)
Chloe is the ugly duckling that never turns into a swan.

by ihavenobias on 07/28/2008 05:22:28 PM EST

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DANNNNNNNG you guys are harsh! (none / 0)
She just looks like a normal girl to me.  She's not Hollywood-hot or anything but she's certainly attractive enough?

Long legs, great figure.  What's the problem?!

by jarett on 07/28/2008 08:11:45 PM EST

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Isn't she a little chunky or too thick? (none / 0)
I LIKE girls with meat on them, but an amazon is an amazon, especially with thick arms and that huge bloated head.

Come on, try and tell me she bears no resemblance to Chyna (face wise)!

But hey, different strokes for different folks.

by ihavenobias on 07/28/2008 08:15:40 PM EST

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I love this. (none / 0)

The "She's hideous and I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!  But, you know, whatever floats your boat." move.  Always hilarious.

Other than that, I don't think she's that bad.  She's about as cute as the younger one, which is not very.  After reading this thread though, I actually feel bad for her.  I mean, she's no Mandy Moore (or someone who's actually attractive), but come on guys.  You know she's the kind of "celeb" who'd Google herself.

by Spencer on 07/28/2008 08:37:29 PM EST

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WTF? (none / 0)
Why did you link to a picture of a wax muppet?!

by ihavenobias on 07/28/2008 08:41:50 PM EST

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If all muppets look like that (none / 0)
then consider me a puppeteer.

by Spencer on 07/28/2008 08:49:39 PM EST

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Uh huh (none / 0)
At least give me credit for a creative insult.

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by ihavenobias on 07/28/2008 08:55:21 PM EST

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Never! (none / 0)
My response to it was far superior.

by Spencer on 07/28/2008 08:56:43 PM EST

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Oh (none / 0)
You responded??

by ihavenobias on 07/28/2008 09:01:19 PM EST

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isn't that some sort of (none / 0)
"furry" or "plushie" subculture?

by desertpear on 07/28/2008 08:57:10 PM EST

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Mandy vs. Chloe - now that's a toss up (none / 0)
But to put Kourtney in the same bunch, that's blasphemy!!!!

by rev24 on 07/28/2008 10:25:34 PM EST

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Uhm, no (none / 0)
Not a toss up, not even close.

Mandy doesn't have a man face. In fact, she has a pretty face.

by ihavenobias on 07/28/2008 10:38:38 PM EST

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Shouldn't be overlooked (none / 0)
Mandy also has a lovely feminine body underneath that pretty face.

by ProfRich on 07/28/2008 11:40:58 PM EST

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Yes (none / 0)
she does.

(She looks plastic in that pic, but hot)

by ihavenobias on 07/29/2008 12:11:10 AM EST

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never let it die (none / 0)
This Mandy Moore is hideous line will never end.  Though to be honest bias, I've had a thing for some hideous women too for some odd reason.  Hum let me think - nothing's coming to mind.  Ok, I'm the all time defender of Kim Gordon and if she wasn't married to Thurston during my highschool years I would of definitely made it happen (though at least she has talent).  Oh oh, the leader of Erasa Eratta. I would totally have groupie sex with Jenny Hoyston if she wasn't a lesbian and wanted me.

by rev24 on 07/29/2008 01:51:20 AM EST

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Mandy Moore KILLS me (none / 0)
She totally has that awesome girl-next-door thing going on.

by jarett on 07/29/2008 03:39:38 AM EST

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Exactly (none / 0)
She's a *natural* beauty. I could see someone thinking she's "plain" (that's totally untrue but ok) but to say she's ugly or really unattractive?

That's insane.

by ihavenobias on 07/29/2008 10:54:58 AM EST

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I'd hit it (none / 0)
Even though she is tall (5'10").

by ProfRich on 07/29/2008 11:12:15 AM EST

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what the hell is natural beauty? (none / 0)
Someone who hasn't had work done?  If so Mandy Makeover definitey doesn't qualify.  Check out her new nostrils back in 2003.  I wonder how much work she has had done since then?  Lypo?

Ok after this comment - I promise to leave the poor girl alone.

by rev24 on 07/29/2008 01:44:12 PM EST

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Questionable (none / 0)
Showing photos of a 16 year old and then showing how different she looks (from a random blog with no credibility) at 20 or whatever is questionable at best.

And natural beauty is like that girl next door look, you know, it's the same reason why everyone fell in love with Jennifer Love Hewitt back in the mid-late 90's.

by ihavenobias on 07/29/2008 01:49:10 PM EST

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for the record (none / 0)
I fell in love with J-Love because she is smoking hot.  She has a killer figure and has a beautiful/cute face to boot!  If that's the girl-next-door look, I think I'm going to go borrow some butter from the neighbors.

by rev24 on 07/29/2008 02:08:16 PM EST

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Her face (none / 0)
She had a model body with a girl next door face, voice and (seemingly not realistically) personality.

by ihavenobias on 07/29/2008 02:16:26 PM EST

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You lost it, nobias (none / 0)

I was totally with you on this whole thread. 

And then you went Jennifer Love-Hewitt for natural girl.

I agree on the whole natural beauty thing.  the type of girl that looks great first thing in the morning with no effort (rare, but they do exist).

But Plastic Woman definitely does not qualify.  She was a Waco Socialite who was getting work done in middle school.

Dude, seriously.  She was like 87 lbs and sixteen years old with D cups.  How stupid does she think we are?

Maybe I was onto her because I know how North Texas works.

by ProfRich on 07/29/2008 02:18:26 PM EST

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I don't know her history (none / 0)
at all.

And her boobs while large never looked fake to me. She's got one hell of a surgeon if it's true, I'll say that much.

by ihavenobias on 07/29/2008 02:35:03 PM EST

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Would you hit it, Rev? (none / 0)

by ProfRich on 07/29/2008 02:13:34 PM EST

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are we all just beasts? (none / 0)
I wouldn't actively pursue Mandy even if we were in the same circle.  However, if Mandy came up to me and said let's get down, I'd be lying to you if I said I wouldn't give in just because she's Mandy Moore.  Gawd I'm such a celebrity whore. 

by rev24 on 07/29/2008 02:39:57 PM EST

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Just trying to find some common ground. (none / 0)
Healing the rift.

by ProfRich on 07/29/2008 03:00:52 PM EST

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I'd like to apologize (none / 0)
for bringing up Mandy Moore and driving this deep wedge into the TYT community.  Let's all talk about something we can agree on; Liliana Segura is beautiful.

by Spencer on 07/29/2008 03:10:26 PM EST

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I'd hit it (none / 0)

by ProfRich on 07/29/2008 03:20:48 PM EST

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For my part (none / 0)

Normal girl, fine.

But the context of this discussion was this girl wants to be one of these celebrities who do nothing but pose for the paparazzi and somehow pick up paychecks.

So if you are asking me is this girl attractive? She's not bad.

If she was on a magazine cover would you pick it up and look at the pics? No.

If you flipped by MTV and she was on would you stop? No.

Of course once someone says anything but shes beautiful we have to listen to be people compare her to the fat women in Ken's welfare post.  Ridiculous.

by ProfRich on 07/28/2008 09:42:46 PM EST

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Khloe? (none / 0)
Is that the obnoxious, self-centered whiney one?

Oh I guess that question doesn't help.

Palin in 2012? Bitch, please! No, really, please run in 2012, bitch. ;)

by richardshort2001 on 07/29/2008 01:05:25 AM EST

No, man. Khloe is the one with the big ass (none / 0)
Does that help?

by ProfRich on 07/29/2008 01:48:28 AM EST

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