07/03/2008 10:54:50 PM EST

Bush loses it at T-ball game, beats child senseless

posted by MedfordTim


The pressure finally tipped George Bush over the edge of sanity as a young Obama supporter called the President a "low-polling dickhead who couldn't even whup a pussy country like Iraq," after the President wandered onto a baseball field muttering, "I like toast!"

The President calmly walked over to the young lad, chuckling under his breath, and gave him a pat on the back - one which sent the youth sprawling headfirst onto homeplate. The President fell down to one knee and pushed the boy's face into the dirt and hard plastic of the base.

"Who's the pussy NOW, ya lil' fucker? How'd you like a one way trip to Git - Mo? Ah can do it ya know, 'cause Ah'm the decider and you ain't the boss of me!"

The President was seen boasting of his conquest and exhorting onlookers to "Bring It ON, Mother Fuckers!" as the child was taken to a local emergency room.

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Dtrike one

The President as he prepared to bodily hurl his young questioner as a very large chipmunk stares on in horror. Witness Roberto Clemente fainted at witnessing the ferocity of the lame-ass-duck President's wrath.


strike two

The President's victim being taken for care. The good Samaritan helping the child was later picked up on charges of aiding and abetting a terrorist and is currently floating on an unnamed ship in an undisclosed location.


strike three

"It's Miller Time!!" shouts the victorious Texan wannabe. With cries of "Who's next?" and "Kiss my ass all you nine year old crybabies!" The President then disrobed down to only his "Hello Kitty!" T shirt and wandered off the field, shouting, "Where's Barney??"





*Yes, Virginia, this is "satire." A Lampoon, if you will.
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when the large chipmunk was asked to comment (none / 0)

He said

 

by desertpear on 07/04/2008 12:59:18 AM EST

The finishing touch (none / 0)
Now if we wanted to play the game like the neocons everyone would email this to every person on his mailinglist.  Then everyone on those mailinglists would start refering to it in various forums as gospel truth.

by bfaul on 07/04/2008 05:50:44 PM EST

One more thing to remeber (none / 0)
The admission of the piece being satire must be omitted if it's to be done as the neocons would.

by 1xx3xy on 07/04/2008 09:45:19 PM EST

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True (none / 0)
Good point.

by Tom Hanc on 07/05/2008 06:45:16 PM EST

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Stop lying (none / 0)
he outsourced the job to black water. Couldn't risk the kid kicking his ass.

by LORD FOUL on 07/05/2008 12:11:24 PM EST

Bush loses it at T-ball game, beats child senseless | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 hidden)
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