Best Breasts In Hollywood... I think not

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To the In Touch Weekly “Best Breasts In Hollywood” Poll I say: NO NO NO. It's a sham.

This might be because of the voters, which will probably be women, who only know the celebs that are featured in In Touch Weekly.
Also to be honest you need to see breasts when they're naked, without support, to judge them :)

So here's a Post Game post:
Some additions of the top of my head, taking into account that they must have been in a movie or have made songs, so taking out most fashion models, nude models, centerfolds, porn stars (Amy Reid for sure), celebs from the past, ...

linked names lead to NSFW proof

my number 1: Diora Baird (Wedding Crashers, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, Big Day tv series, upcoming Star Trek): pic from movie Hot Tamale, yes those are real, NSFW 1, NSFW 2

Heidi Klum

Gisele Bundchen

Shannon Elizabeth

Salma Hayek

Tricia Helfer (Battlestar Galactica)

Keeley Hazell (probably in the upcoming Baywatch movie) (pic from movie Cashback)

Monica Bellucci

Jessica Biel

Mariah Carey

Kim Kardashian

Christina Aguilera

some French stars:
Laetitia Casta

Audrey Tautou (Amélie)

Ludivine Sagnier (Swimming Pool)

and one classic that I couldn't keep from you:
Elle Macpherson in the movie Sirens (blonde is Portia De Rossi btw) although recent pics proof that this 44yo still probably has nicer breasts than some on that list

remember there are plenty more
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Here is my Spanish Candidate (none / 0)
I am leaving my spanish candidate
 
Pilar Rubio

http://www.youtube.com/watc h?v=IHKakcVQ5Io&feature =related

http://www.youtube.com/watc h?v=o1PqXw7Tqns&feature =related

by JaimeH on 07/04/2008 09:46:16 AM EST

Now we're having fun :) (none / 0)
I'll counter that with Sara Varone

http://www.youtube.com/watc h?v=X5ni4wLDyHI

http://www.youtube.com/watc h?v=VomcnE9y37w

the reason we also need some Italian TYT members :)

and Argentinian: Silvina Luna http://www.youtube.com/watc h?v=4Wmam_BOWoQ

by callisto on 07/04/2008 10:30:42 AM EST

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note the "in hollywood" qualifier (none / 0)
you don't make your case against _in touch_ and their "best breasts in hollywood" by pointing to women who are not part of hollywood.

by neo on 07/04/2008 06:45:24 PM EST

They are part of Hollywood (none / 0)
They are all part of Hollywood except the French ladies at the end, although Tautou played a main role in 'The Da Vinci Code', making also her part of 'Hollywood'

that said Audrina Patridge is in In Weekly's top, she has never played in a movie.

by callisto on 07/04/2008 09:02:05 PM EST

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Just My Point (none / 0)
Hollywood does not have the best breast

by JaimeH on 07/05/2008 03:56:12 AM EST

nice linkage (none / 0)
And super bonus points for the Audrey Tautou link!  Yeah, this list was lame.  Lindsay Lohan - give me a break you unattractive skank.  For what it's worth, I saw Flirting with Disaster last night and damn Tea Leoni's hot, though Patricia Arquette's chest definitely has it going on - lucky Stiller!

by rev24 on 07/06/2008 01:31:58 PM EST

trust me on this one (none / 0)

You can have beautiful natural boobs in your 40s as long as you haven't had little babies hanging off of them and aren't starving yourself. 

One thing that guys don't seem to get--a woman's breasts store body fat and change with her weight.  When a woman loses weight, it often comes off of her breasts first, unfortunately, and her ass last.   The problem with looking for perfect breasts on models and actresses is that they are required to have bodies that are very thin in relation to your average woman.  A little bit of fat is good for breasteses.

I had to laugh at some of the top 10 photos--most breasts will look great with a push-up bra and extremely low-cut neckline--even saggy tiny breasts.  You need to see these chicks naked to do an honest rating, so this post was better.

by desertpear on 07/06/2008 04:11:47 PM EST

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