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Summer Olympics is an assman's paradise!

posted by Perry 08/19/2008 10:22:08 AM EST

Watching the olympics this season has made me realize this one important fact: The Summer olympics is an assman's paradise!

Watching the women compete this summer may leave some distressed. If you're into big chests, then you'll find more luck unfortunately watching the male competitions than the women's. The female athletes are flat as a board. And if you're into pretty faces than goodluck, as the specimen are riddled with acne and the eastern europeans have mustaches half the time. But if you're into finely toned buttocks, as I am, then this is your season

With an emphasis on running and jumping, the rumps of the female athletes are nicely developed, and the warm weather leaves them covering hardly anything as the women don skimpy attire to sharpen their figures.

If you, like me, enjoy nice female posteriors, then make sure to catch the women's competitions in diving, running, hurdles, high jump, pole vaulting (vault this pole!), vollyball, gymnastics, and soccer.

Please feel free to post pics if you're commenting ont his blog!

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Summer Olympics is an assman's paradise! | 28 comments (28 topical, 0 hidden)

Pictures, STAT! (none / 0)

by jazzchic on 08/19/2008 10:41:18 AM EST

Track and Field (none / 0)

I have inexplicably developed an interest in javelin.

by Twba on 08/19/2008 11:05:30 AM EST

God bless (none / 0)

the great nation of Paraguay.

Good Lord.

by jarett on 08/19/2008 01:56:47 PM EST

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Runner up? (none / 0)

26-year-old Franco is a professional model and was runner up in the 2006 Miss Paraguay competition...

by Twba on 08/19/2008 03:16:37 PM EST

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: In other news (none / 0)

Engineer and amateur blogger Jarett, often found on the Young Turks' website, recently processed papers to immediately emigrate to Paraguay.
by jarett on 08/19/2008 04:44:59 PM EST

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wow (none / 0)

hubba hubba and I'm not even gay

by desertpear on 08/19/2008 02:16:16 PM EST

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I agree with Paraguay (none / 0)

Though I had to pass up the booty shot for the pic without Leryn's glasses. I know it's a sun thing, but don't get me started on how ridiculous athletes look wearing glasses during competition.

Leryn Franco of Paraguay

by rev24 on 08/19/2008 02:46:34 PM EST

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Yes (none / 0)

Thanks for the link.

by Spencer on 08/19/2008 02:48:44 PM EST

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Here's one (none / 0)

Nice

by Perry on 08/19/2008 11:08:04 AM EST

Athletic jubbling (none / 0)

The female athletes are flat as a board.

Sorry to repeat myself, but...Kimura Saori. (I know she's not exactly stacked like Jenga, but she has a tasteful bounce to her. And next to her teammates...ker-POW! Knockout.)

by OneHitKill on 08/19/2008 11:18:09 AM EST

Well (none / 0)

She seems to be the exception to the rule

by Perry on 08/19/2008 11:22:44 AM EST

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True (none / 0)

Of course there's also alicia sacramone (who, keep in mind, is wearing an outfit that flattens things out).

by ihavenobias on 08/19/2008 05:05:50 PM EST

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I swear (none / 0)

they really buff the asses on those gymnastics outfits. Combine that with the way they pose with their hips cocked out and that's all I can look at when they're on. It's hypnotizing, and those women aren't really my type at all.

Nothing wrong with that.

by Spencer on 08/19/2008 05:10:52 PM EST

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: Not into elves (none / 0)

It's hypnotizing, and those women aren't really my type at all.
I hear ya. She's cute, but I have a personal rule: Never get involved with a woman who will invariably end up misplaced between the cushions of my sofa or under my car seat.

by OneHitKill on 08/20/2008 03:46:27 AM EST

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Ass Man (none / 0)

When Rodney Dangerfield was asked if he was a breast man or a leg man, he said, "I think I'm an ass man. Every time I walk down the street, somebody says, 'You're an ass, man.'"

by zenie on 08/19/2008 11:51:50 AM EST

: never heard that one, funny!! (none / 0)

by desertpear on 08/19/2008 02:17:10 PM EST

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I've been saying this over and over (none / 0)

This crop of Olympians is WAY hotter in general than the Athens Olympics.

Women swoon over Phelps.

I myself am developing a serious case of The Hots for Alicia Sacramone.

It's amazing.

by jarett on 08/19/2008 01:57:44 PM EST

This Year's Crop (none / 0)

Perry's tripping - I don't usually watch much of the Olympics but this year's crop has caught me by surprise. Virtually almost every competition (haven't watched more than a dozen), I've seen some pretty/cute women on each team, with the exception of maybe the US rowing team. I also agree with Perry and vote yes to nice frumpy booty. Don't have time to post some of my favorite pics, but for now here's the Polish Volleyball Team:

Polish Volleyball