The Young Turks

6:30AM (MST):  wake up, shower and get ready for day.

6:40AM:  Call Wendy.

6:41AM:  Assure Wendy I still love her

7:57AM:  Hang up with Wendy, call the other Turks' rooms for a trip to the local IHOP.
Jayar refuses to be seen eating with me.  Whereabouts of Dave Koller: unknown.

8:30AM:  Arrive at IHOP

9:30AM: Seated at IHOP.  Notice all prices on the menu have an extra 0 added at the end for the convention.

10:45AM: Placed order.

11:47PM:  Order arrives.

11:49PM:  Finish meal, pay bill and head to convention.

12:15PM:  Meet Jayar at our reserved table, begin equipment set-up.  Cannot find some of the cables.  Whereabouts of DK still unknown.

12:25PM:  Call local sheriff's office to inquire about the possible location of one David Koller.  While on hold, consider telling TYT fans that some of their donations may need to be directed towards bailing Dave out of jail.  Thought better of it.

12:29PM:  Police have no clue regarding the whereabouts of Mr. Koller.  Weighed the consequences and politely refused the offer of an amber alert.

12:40PM:  Called Ana to have her bring spare cables necessary for the show.  Cannot reach her, left a message on her voicemail.

12:45PM:  Bored.  Looked around convention to see if anyone recognizes me.  Catch Joe Biden's eye.  Biden quickly looks away and pretends to be busy.

2:30PM:  Dave finally arrives, escorted (some would say carried) by two Venezualan prostitutes.  Dave reaches into the TYT petty cash box and hands each woman $500.  Note to self: do not leave Dave in charge of petty cash for Republican convention.

2:35PM:  After being apprised of the technical issues, Dave sheepishly produced the missing cables from his backpack.  They seem to be covered with olive oil.  Jayar and I exchange glances but quickly change the subject.

2:40PM:  Ana arrives.  Learn that her flight was delayed: Ana almost escorted off her plane due to an argument over the preparation of her in-flight chai.

3:00PM:  Webcast goes live.