Sarah Palin: YOU ARE NOT THE MOTHER!

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Apparently the word circulating around Alaska, and subsequently those sex filled tubes called "the internets", is that Sarah Palin was not the mother of Trig Palin.  Who is the real mother you ask???

Apparently, the 16 year old daugher Bristol, who is not married, was the one who actually had the child.  She was not in school for the past few months with a severe case of "mono", and no one has seen her recently.  I'm not making this up.  The first day of McCain's VP choice may be a worse disaster than anyone expected.  NOONE in her close circle knew she was pregnant, she supposedly gave a speech while having contractions, her labor took 8 hours after she got off her flight, and she went back to work 3 days after giving birth.  I smell bullshit...
http://www.mahalo.com/Sarah _Palin_Pregnancy_Rumors
http://www.zimbio.com/Brist ol+Palin/articles/2/Rumors+ Sarah+Palin+Fifth+Child+Abo und+Internet
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Do you think McCain picked Palin to try to hit it?
A. Hell yeah, she's about 30 years his minor: PRIME TIME 38%
B. No, he's just senile and thought he was asking for his daily meds 7%
C. Did you know McCain was a POW? 69%

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Sarah Palin: YOU ARE NOT THE MOTHER! | 40 comments (40 topical, 0 hidden)
And this too. Funnnn! (none / 0)
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by Andrew Koenig on 08/30/2008 12:27:31 AM EST

The hypocrisy here is ASTOUNDING!!! (none / 0)
Jesus you people are INSANE!!!

Is this Palin pregnancy story anything like "Obama's a radical Muslim in disguise" or "Obama is best friends with Bill Ayers and Louis Farrakhan.."

You guys bitch and moan and whine everytime somebody says something "Outrageous" about Obama, but you are willing to jump on the bandwagon on DAY 1 on this Palin woman with some absolute Jerry Springer BullShit???

Please, by all means keep peddling this tripe - shout it from the rooftops - what a bunch of fucking hypocrits, all of you!!!!

I hope it bites you especially hard when that Crack Smoking, Muslim Terrorist America Hating Socialist loses!!!

WEAK SAUCE!!!!!

:0

by bobo1 on 08/30/2008 01:11:14 AM EST

But dear bobo (none / 0)

You always say the facts don't matter, right?  Perception is reality.

Smear away folks!  I hear Palin freebases stem cells to give her more strength for baby seal bashings.  That's my perception, hence the reality.

(Also, hypocrites has an e on the end.  This seems to be a problem for way too many people.)

by Spencer on 08/30/2008 01:19:56 AM EST

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it's really sad (none / 0)
she uses narwhal horns to stay so pretty

by desertpear on 08/30/2008 02:44:03 AM EST

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@bobo1 Americans love celebrities (none / 0)

The latest Gallup Poll Daily tracking finds Barack Obama moving to an eight percentage point lead over John McCain, 49% to 41%. this poll was before the convention bump.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/ 109933/Gallup-Daily-Obama-S tretches-Lead-Points.aspx

by Lib on 08/30/2008 01:24:55 AM EST

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Also (none / 0)

Notice how we only talk about this as a rumor?  We're not saying that it's true (even though I totally hope it is).  And do you honestly think (if it remains only a rumor) that you'll hear anyone mainstream say anything about it?  No, but you hear about Bill Ayers, the Muslim thing, and the other bullshit on all of the mainstream shows.  Therein lies the difference between us.

And lastly, you lose the privilege of whining about this when you (and your mancrush Ken) actually USE the Obama smears against him.  Cast your stones carefully.

by Spencer on 08/30/2008 01:33:00 AM EST

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The difference is... (none / 0)
Obama WAS associated with Bill Ayers, essentially getting his start in Chicago politics through shared connections...

Obama DID sit in the pews at Trinity Church listening and most likely agreeing with Reverend Jeremiah wright and Wrights close associate Louis Farrakhan...

Obama HAS a Muslim father and has lived and been partly eductaed in a Muslim nation, even if he claims  otherwise...

Obama IS a socialist - just listen to the speech from Thursday - Socialism and Big Government to the HILT...

Obama USED copius amounts of illicit drugs as a college student - he says so in his own books, in his own words!!!!

The difference Spence, is that the issues surrounding Obamas character are mostly and comfirmably TRUE - this Palin thing will never see the light of day because it is absolute BULLSHIT - you're right, there is a difference...

What pisses me off is that many of you here at TYT claim to want a "Change" in the way politics is accomplished - you want to remove the lies and the harsh rhetoric - Well I'll change when you change, guys!! 

The absolute hypocrisy at this site is evidence enough to me that either you as a group are a bunch of pathological liars, or that you really cant smell the Obama Bullshit you're shovelin'...

In either case, it makes YOU look bad...

:)

by bobo1 on 08/30/2008 01:46:22 AM EST

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Let me turn my smugness up to 11. (none / 0)

1.  How did Ayers give him his start?  Find me some info on it.  Or am I supposed to just buy into your perception?

2.   "listening and most likely agreeing with Reverend Jeremiah wright"  How do you know that he was agreeing with him?  You sit here and listen to a lot of shit that Cenk says.  Do you agree with all of it?  Probably not.  But you're a paying active member of our community.  See how that works?

3.  He had a Muslim father, but was his semen Muslim, because he didn't raise Barack so I don't see how this matters.  And anyone who was once educated in a Muslim country must be Muslim?  Really?  How dumb are you?

4.  That right there is a little thing called "opinion".  Are all politicians who want better social programs "socialists"?

5.  "copius amounts"?  From what I've read (which I can pretty much guarantee is more than your fact denying ass has) he used about as much as most kids do in college, so whoopty doo!  Is he on drugs now?  Because that's what you and Ken like to push while you whine about Palin smears.  Oh, and she's has done drugs too.  Again, whoopty doo!

"What pisses me off is that many of you here at TYT claim to want a "Change" in the way politics is accomplished - you want to remove the lies and the harsh rhetoric - Well I'll change when you change, guys!!"

So, am I to assume from this that you don't want change in the way that we play politics?  Do you think the swiftboating of Kerry was right?  Do you think what they did to Max Cleland was right?  Those are things from your side, yet I never hear the outrage there.  You can't whine about being smeared when damn near your entire party gets elected based on it.  Plus, THIS ISN'T EVEN A SMEAR!  It's a fucking rumor that nobody is taking seriously at this point.

Turn of the radio, turn off the Dobbs, and quit taking what Ken says as the gospel.  Look some shit up on your own for a change.  I know.  I know.  You're too busy...

:)

 

by Spencer on 08/30/2008 02:20:17 AM EST

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Point by Point rebuttal.... (none / 0)
1. Nobody gets anywhere in Chicago Politics without whacking a few subordinates and having what could be called "questionable mafia" connections. Ayers is just one of many connections that Obama has in the Chicago political machine that would seriously damage his 'clean" reputation if thouroughly investigated - Can anyone say "Daley" Family? Rezko? Wright? Farrakhan?


2. I am not a paying member, somebody paid for me. I am on what you might call a 6 month scholarship. I am the benefactor of a generous soul, but I wont be re-upping any further donations because the show has become not worthy of my expense. Barack Obama - THE POLITICIAN - knew that Wright was saying these things and he knew that he (Obama) had aspirations for the highest office - please tell me the man is not so dumb to not think of the consequences of his shady associations - perception is EVERYTHING in politics...

3. His father was a Muslim. His Step Father was a Muslim. Many of his siblings are Muslim. His mother liked to run around with Muslims - do you see a pattern developing here? Not to say that being a Muslim is bad or wrong, but again, that pesky PERCEPTION thing pops up again... It would be different if Obama wasnt seeking the presidency - he could live a private life and enjoy being whatever he chooses...


4. Barack Obama is a Socialist - he wants to take over the Health care Industry. he wants to have big government programs to "nuture" and "love" the people - please dont let me get into a Marx/Gramci (sp) argument here - there is not a lot of wiggle room for you on this...


5. I didnt do drugs in college. Not everyone does drugs in college, especially those who become high powered Lawyers with political aspirations. Do they not do drug tests to get into prestigious Law Schools like Harvard? Oh Yeah, I remember how Obama got into Harvard - all that "Hard Work", right Spence - Same goes for Michelle... I dont care if he's a dope smoker, personally, but a lot of people do care...

The way polics is run (swiftboating, lying and such) is NEVER going to change - it cannot, or our system would actually shrivel up and die - you would have to remove the entire money scope/systems out of elections, and even then it wouldnt stop the deception and untruths from spreading.


What pisses me off about Liberals and Obama supporters is that you want it both ways - We cant say anything about Obama because its "mean" or even "racist", but Obama and his supporters can call this Sarah Palin Woman a Whore, slut, deceiver and inexperienced without blinking an eye - talk about Swiftboating?? She didnt have her baby? Even if its just rumors, whispers and innuendo, it still reveals the true character of the Liberal blogger/Obama supporter - so when you go around crying out for "Change" and "Fairness", please remember that you are just as much a pig as I am. At least I dont try to hide behind false slogans and "Hope" to shield my beliefs and visions for our country...


The Democratic reaction to Palin will be your party's undoing, Spence...


:(

by bobo1 on 08/30/2008 02:52:18 AM EST

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Try to remember bobo (none / 0)

"We cant say anything about Obama because its "mean" or even "racist", but Obama and his supporters can call this Sarah Palin Woman a Whore, slut, deceiver and inexperienced without blinking an eye - talk about Swiftboating?"

 

You are on a liberal blog.  That might be why we are yanking your chain right now.  Plus, with you and KenTX here, we really have to do our job and smear poor little cute Sarah that McCain hired to fluff his pecker.  But really, now you are ready to vote for McCain?  Cmon, you can tell us. 

by desertpear on 08/30/2008 03:03:51 AM EST

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Yes! (none / 0)
Remember, you're on a liberal blog.  Don't get all uppity and forget your place on the back of the bus now.  Ken will have the seat warm for you.  He understands that 80% of his job here is just to take our beatings.  ;)

by Spencer on 08/30/2008 03:09:52 AM EST

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Well (none / 0)

You didn't really rebut any of my points (except the membership one I guess*).  You just reasserted yours.

"The way polics is run (swiftboating, lying and such) is NEVER going to change - it cannot, or our system would actually shrivel up and die - you would have to remove the entire money scope/systems out of elections, and even then it wouldnt stop the deception and untruths from spreading."  I guess that's sorta true because people are people and they lie... But that's why I support public financing of campaigns.  That would remove a lot of the money/corruption from the system.  Guess I'm a big huge "socialist".

Oh, and people call you racist because that's what you are.  I'll pull the litany of links again if you want to "rebut" that.

 

* - If you don't watch/like the show anymore, why do you still come here?  I know you claim it's "therapy", but all we seem to do is make you mad (nobody who's happy uses that many exclamation points).  I don't see the benefit to you.  I don't want you to leave or anything (though once you're membership is done in October...  I'm not saying anything  ;) ), I'm genuinely just wondering.

by Spencer on 08/30/2008 03:08:11 AM EST

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only bobo knows.... (none / 0)

Options

1.  Bobo thinks he is converting Democrats to vote for McCain.  (no, that can't be it)

2.  Bobo sincerely enjoys posting in place where nobody agrees with him.  (if this is it, does bobo need meds?)

3.  Bobo went off his meds, and doesn't know he is posting on TYT.  (we will refill for you bobo)

4.  Bobo is Ken's sockpuppet just because even Ken gets lonely for someone to agree with him...

anyone else?

by desertpear on 08/30/2008 03:13:25 AM EST

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OK, so I'm a socialist (none / 0)

I'm for socializing some things, like health care.  I want our country to have a high quality of life for all citizens.  How horrible is that?? 

Unfortunately, Obama is not a socialist ;(  He's not even much of a lib.  Even Pat Buchanan said so last night bobo, did you not listen?  He said it was a speech from the heart of America, very centrist.  I'm not sayin anything, but are you further to the right of Buchanan?

by desertpear on 08/30/2008 03:15:52 AM EST

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Hurts to lose, don't it? (none / 0)
Can't wait for that socialized health care (isn't really socialist at all).

Can't wait for that... uh.  Yeah.  All that other socialist stuff he wants to do.  Yeah, right.

God I'm going to love watching your head explode in November.

by jarett on 08/30/2008 04:23:10 AM EST

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lolololol best post of the day! (none / 0)

by desertpear on 08/30/2008 02:38:40 AM EST

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BooBoo...what the hell is WRONG with you? (none / 0)

You seem to be the self-appointed DEFENDER of all things rightwing on this website...WHY? 

The RepUGHlicans have devolved into destroyers and traitors to this country and our Constitution...why would you CHOOSE to support them in ANY WAY? 

Whatever Conservatives stood for in the past is gone, gone gone.  In their place are the twin demons of NeoCONS and fake Christians ready to break apart our government piece by piece and replace those pieces with PRIVATIZATIONS so they can make MONEY off us poor slob citizens, laughing all the way to their banks.

 Quit being a SUCKER for these traitors!

by Glosie2001 on 08/30/2008 04:40:06 AM EST

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what is really pissing Bobo off... (none / 0)
... that he can't prove us wrong yet on his own. Not on this issue. You know Bobo spent the night searching the internet for pregnancy photos--anything to disprove the rumor, but found nothing, and instead we are having this ethics conversation and alas, he shifts the focus AWAY from Palin and TO Obama. Which makes me think, hmmm, does the possibility of the truthfullness of this rumor scare the living crap out of Bobo. Yes.

:)

by chrisandyasemin on 08/30/2008 11:25:22 AM EST

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let her come out and prove us wrong... (none / 0)
I think this is perfectly legitimate and fair game. Every time there is a smear about Obama he has to come out and say something to disprove it, so I want Palin to have to do the same, if you think this is so outragouse, which it may be, she needs to come out and show us the DNA tests and prove us wrong. Why is it that if the shady act is from a conservative we are suddenly being conspiring? I want her to address this.

Where are her after birth, in hostipal, holding the baby photos? Where is her baby bump? Bobo, as soon as she dispoves us we will move on. Its not like we mass e-mailed this to a bunch of people like your conservative friends do, we are just discussing it among ourselves here. Geez calm it, if its her baby she has nothing to worry about, right?

:)

by chrisandyasemin on 08/30/2008 11:05:55 AM EST

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Ken is a huge proponent of maternity tests (none / 0)

So we can count on him to lead this push.  Otherwise, he is a huge hypocrite.

By the way, I have told a few dozen mothers about the water break/give speech/fly home timeline and they all laughed out loud and wondered who was stupid enough to believe that.

by ProfRich on 08/31/2008 02:29:29 AM EST

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We have just outed another repugnican mole (none / 0)
I so hope this turns out to be true....

by sfinneganus on 08/30/2008 01:20:20 AM EST

bobo the repugnican mole (none / 0)
now outed

by sfinneganus on 08/30/2008 03:49:31 PM EST

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McCain prefers blondes (none / 0)
then again...

by ihavenobias on 08/30/2008 01:39:54 AM EST

Wait (none / 0)
Are you saying McCain is the baby's father?

by Andrew Koenig on 08/30/2008 02:35:14 AM EST

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No (none / 0)
I'm saying she looks hot in that picture I linked too. I guess I coulda been clearer but I didn't want to be.

;)

by ihavenobias on 08/30/2008 12:12:36 PM EST

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Just trying to start another rumor (none / 0)
That pic. Is it titked "Hot For Teacher?"

by Andrew Koenig on 08/30/2008 07:30:14 PM EST

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I didn't get that at all. (none / 0)

by Spencer on 08/30/2008 02:42:36 AM EST

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stop joking around (none / 0)

It is really sad that her love-child with Ted Stevens turned out this way.

 

by desertpear on 08/30/2008 02:58:51 AM EST

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"Oh no not again!" (none / 0)

by Spencer on 08/30/2008 03:11:02 AM EST

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if only your post was in audio (none / 0)

by desertpear on 08/30/2008 03:16:32 AM EST

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I hate it when (none / 0)
I give birth to these pesky things.  It usually happens after I've been smoking too much crack and eating too much moose.  A little whack with a shovel usually takes care of the problem though.

by desertpear on 08/30/2008 03:17:57 AM EST

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You're joking (none / 0)
but her favorite food is caribou skins.  That's not that far from a moose.

by Spencer on 08/30/2008 03:20:41 AM EST

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Surrogate VP (none / 0)
She may not be the mother, but if she becomes McCain's veep, she'll spend the next four years changing an awful lot of diapers.  Adult ones.

by OneHitKill on 08/30/2008 06:04:16 AM EST

uh oh...looks like this rumor is gaining ground (none / 0)
Daily Kos has a blog posted about this today...looks like the RUMOR hasn't met any evidence to the contrary yet...
:)

http://www.dailykos.com/sto ry/2008/8/30/9336/15731/279 /579413

by chrisandyasemin on 08/30/2008 11:39:26 AM EST

It's only getting bigger... (none / 0)
http://stupidcelebrities.ne t/2008/08/30/bristol-palin- pregnancy-is-vp-sarah-palin s-5th-child-really-her-daug hters-photos/


OOPSIE DOOPSIE...

by chrisandyasemin on 08/30/2008 03:35:13 PM EST

looks like... (none / 0)
Juno in Juneau.

by DocZee on 08/31/2008 03:56:54 AM EST

hahahahahahaha (none / 0)
i just got it, lol !

by RNinNYC on 08/31/2008 12:38:48 PM EST

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in the video (none / 0)

I am not an expert on how jackets fit Mrs. Palin, neither an expert on what 7 months pregnant women may look like, however she does look to have a slight belly in the video.

 

It could very well just be the jacket, plus her actually having a bit of a belly and not being as hot as I thought she was.

by screenshotted on 08/31/2008 11:26:24 AM EST

7 months pregnant... (none / 0)
exhibit A7 months
exhibit B7 months
exhibit C7 months
exhibit D

The defense rests the case...

by chrisandyasemin on 08/31/2008 01:05:44 PM EST

I forgot.. (none / 0)
Sarah Palin 7 Months Pregnant...
Exhibit A

by chrisandyasemin on 08/31/2008 01:07:57 PM EST

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