Glenn Beck Explains the Financial Crisis

Glenn Beck has a commentary piece up on CNN.com explaining the current financial crisis in layman's terms. 

I was curious what Beck's attitude towards the whole situation was.  It turns out that his explanation of the crisis isn't that bad.  He is most upset that the government is stepping in to bail out these companies.

[T]he new chorus you're likely to soon hear will be from people arguing that the only way out of this mess is for the federal government to step in and purchase all of the toxic mortgages themselves. That would allow the companies with eyes bigger than their balance sheets to start over, with barely any repercussions whatsoever and without ever taking responsibility for their mistakes.

That is not an unconventional line about the situation from free market true believers.  He doesn't mention regulation in the piece at all.

But something he said really stunned me in my tracks as I read.  When explaining what Lehman Brothers is he says this:

Lehman was founded in 1844 when Henry Lehman, a German immigrant, opened a small shop in Montgomery, Alabama. His brothers joined him six years later and, by 1858 they were busy turning cotton provided by local farmers into a cash crop -- a business that didn't have anything to do with helping low-income families afford 27-bedroom McMansions.

What?!?  This paragraph almost seems like after-thought in the article.  It's just stuck in there towards the beginning to give the reader a sense of the historical significance and long-lasting success of the company.  But his characterization of sub-prime mortgages is amazing.  His contempt lies not with the bankers, regulators, politicians, or any of the people on up the line who allowed the situation to get so out of hand that it is rocking the fundamentals of our economy.  No, he really despises those low income families who greedily took out loans that they can't pay back. 

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Republicans LOVE blaming the victim.

Democrats historically (and currently *relative to the Republicans*) support the underdog, the Davids. Republicans support the rich and powerful, i.e. the Goliaths.


If Apollo Creed had been white, they'd have rooted for him to beat Rocky. If Ivan Drago had been American rather than Russian, they'd have rooted for him too.


When they watch Star Wars, they root for the Dark Side. And to bring it back to boxing, when they played Mike Tyson's Punch-Out on Nintendo, they probably rooted for anyone but Little Mac.  (I know, Tyson is black, but he's also a cartoon so their desire to watch the underdog lose trumps that fact).

;)


by Tom Hanc on 09/18/2008 08:01:37 PM EST

But really, we all root for Boba Fett,and he's side neutral.  Fett's a uniter, not a divider.  One nation, under Fett.

by Spencer on 09/18/2008 08:19:34 PM EST

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one of the best characters in the movie, on question.

The best? Maybe, but I don't want to commit.

by Tom Hanc on 09/18/2008 08:54:53 PM EST

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I never liked Boba Fett.  And I'm a geek that will put his geek credentials next to anyone's.  I never understood his popularity, and always thought Boba took too much of the spotlight away from Luke and Han (well, OK, just Han...).  I was glad to see him eaten by the sarlacc beast.  As a kid, I practically wore out my VHS copy of Return of the Jedi watching Boba fall into the pit, rewinding, watching Boba fall into the pit, rewinding, watching Boba fall into the pit, etc, etc, etc.

It made me mad to later learn that Boba had been resurrected (or rather, that he never really died) in one of the many Star Wars novels.  It almost completely soured me on Star Wars.

Then when the prequels came out, I see Jango getting the spotlight and realize the Stormtroopers were all his clones (ending my childhood dream of joining the Empire)...  Ugh.  Not even seeing Mace Windu decapitate Jango made up for it.  Well, maybe just a little.  I wished though, that Mace had dropped a "motherfucker" while doing it.  That would have completely made amends in my mind.

by Kang the Conqueror on 09/18/2008 09:12:36 PM EST

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Back in the '70s, he had the best action figure.

It wasn't even close.

by ProfRich on 09/18/2008 11:53:46 PM EST

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He's just so cold.  He's the classic gun for hire type of bad guy straight out of a western.  They even dubbed spur sound effects into his Cloud City entrance scene in The Empire Strikes Back.

by Spencer on 09/19/2008 12:06:57 AM EST

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just as the rethuglicans have an almost genetic aversion to ever blaming corporations, leebruls have a similar aversion in the opposite direction---in their minds, the "little guy", the "poor families", etc. can never behave in a greedy and reckless manner, and that all their miseries are the direct result of deliberate exploitation by corporations.

the dumfucks who took on mortagage loans (a) with zero or very little down payment, (b) without understanding the inherent risks in variable rate long-term mortagages, (c) without adequate savings cushion, and (d) with the assumption that house prices can only go up and they can buy beyond their means and needs, ...

these dumfucks deserve to have their homes foreclosed, deserve to be driven out into the streets and into destitution, and deserve every bit of suffering they get.

it is just as wrong for the government to bail out these irresponsible shits as it is wrong for the government to bail out the thugs that thought they could get away with taking risk on a much larger scale.

 

bailing out the risk-takers (who apparently do not seem to understand that risk means the non-zero probability of _suffering_ a loss and its attendant hardship) is a direct penalty on conscientious savers, and is a greater crime than letting these shits (the low income variety and the corporate bigwig variety) suffer. 

by neo on 09/18/2008 09:34:22 PM EST

Your understanding of the entire housing meltdown is tenuous at best. Its been reduced by you  to   the  oil rigs are good because fish swim around them logic of grandpappy Mc$ame.

dumbfuck


by Chinese Democracy on 09/18/2008 10:46:49 PM EST

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How are you allowed to just say somebody doesn't understand the situation without addressing what s/he said?

by publius on 09/23/2008 03:43:15 PM EST

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I don't think these bad credit families are blameless, but its not their job to turn themselves down for loans.  To single them out, and not the broken system that allowed this to become a threat to the global economy is strange.

by publius on 09/23/2008 04:00:20 PM EST

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